in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is
dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING
they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!
oh my god
Bringing this back
This is really cool but….
WHY ON EARTH IS 124 BETWEEN 99 AND 100????????
yeah okay ill reblog that
reblog to disturb jk rowling
i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling
disturb jk rowling
Let’s disturb jk Rowling together 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
oh simply shut up jk rowling
Yes get disturbed bozo
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Best sentence I’ve ever seen in my life.
Yeah okay, I’ll reblog that! 😈🏳️⚧️
you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐
you: the worst post of 2016
me, an intellectual: modern art
Yeah okay ill reblog that
dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
so who’s on first?
That’s right 👍🏻
that’s strange
No, he’s on second.
Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?
No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.
Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?
Naturally.
Who?
Naturally.
So Naturally is the first baseman?
No. The first baseman is Who.
Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?
House is on Third.
I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.
Who’s on first!
This is horrible
Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base
That’s not what I’m asking about! No!
Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.
yeah okay ill reblog that