Pinned post - About me & my creations

ahoy there! this is my mostly-Our Flag Means Death account, where i post memes & art & other related fandom things.

i’m a currently out-of-work queer disabled freelance artist & designer going thru a rough patch right now (in debt - like seriously broke & ineligible for unemployment because i’m a contract worker; i had a long term relationship end; & i have to move cross country sometime in early 2025) so i am attempting to market myself better as an artist.

i mostly work in digital media - photoshop, premiere, capcut, procreate - but i have a solid foundation in traditional media as well, mostly in illustration & painting. i’ve been an artist for about 35 yrs, (about 15 yrs+ professionally, emphasis on products, marketing, promo materials, & branding) and have a BA with an emphasis on art, design, & aesthetics. i’ve dabbled in many many things.

[this pinned post will be updated as necessary]
** last update: 8 Dec 2024

here’s where you can find me:

- BlueSky

where i am currently most active:
https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social

- Twitter

less active/private account
https://x.com/xray_vex

- Ko-Fi

i accept donations if you like my work! i am currently relying on donations to help me keep my life together, it literally helps me put food in my belly right now.

- My Ko-Fi shop -

https://ko-fi.com/vex62369/shop

- My Redbubble -

wherein i have uploaded a good number of my memes if you want to have em on like, shirts or mugs or socks or whatever. i take requests, so if you don’t see a meme i’ve made in the shop, ask me & i’ll add it!

(mostly OFMD stuff but a few other things too)

- Illustration

I work in traditional media as well but also work with Procreate. Here are some illustrations I did for the fic fallow land & bigger sky by getmean:

- Commissions

i’ve designed stickers, apparel, event promotion assets, etc.
here are a few things of my projects:

if you’re interested in commissioning me, send me a DM. my standard rate is $50/hr. however, my rates are flexible & negotiable, and i can work with your budget. 50% of fees will be due as a deposit before i commence work on the project.

- The A to Z of Ed Teach Zine -

a huge collab effort that is now available to all for free! https://t.co/bRA2U8wcEa

– more info about this project can be found here -
https://x.com/xray_vex/status/1825633390722535576

- My Youtube channel

all of my various OFMD-related video edits can be found here -
Xray Vex - YouTube

- My AO3 -

i haven’t written much fic but here’s what i have to offer:
https://archiveofourown.org/users/xray_vex/works

prettyboykatsuki:

prettyboykatsuki:

i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

i love you porn i love you smut i love you intricacies of human sexuality i love erotica i love you freak nasty walls of texts i love you analyzing the subconscious through the lens of sexuality i love you bdsm i love you weird fetishes . u move me

blackbeardskneebrace:

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happy comfy trans Ed sketch be upon ye

b0r0chi:

Now I wish I can make all this scene justice, but of course I can’t. My boy’s passive suicide era. He would not kill himself but is desperate someone does 😟

a-ghost-of-duod-past:

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My entry for the Because The Night Zine @becausethenightzine from last year.

Go and feast your eyes on the full uncensored sausage party on the AO3!

piratecaptainscaptainpirates:

lumiilys:

Reasons I should be allowed to kiss Ed on the lips:

• I love him

Originally posted by blakbonnet

zkyeline:

zkyeline:

Maybe this therapy shit is working

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Made me wheeze. Adopting this tag into my brain, thank you

bbyteach:

spider-left-the-game-deactivate:

mutuals. c"mere. this is a checkpoint. i am checking in. i am wrapping you in a blanket and giving you a nice warm drink. also some pretty flowers. it will be ok.

agaywithcoffee:

Taika Waititi in The Captain.

Dedicated to my love @ofmd-ann for our one year friendversary 🫶🏻 I love you

ofmd-ann:

xray-vex:

it’s called ✨🐬💗self💅improvement💗🐬✨

i still am, but i used to be, too 🥲

chaotic-neutral-knitter:

ofmd-ann:

Jackie, this is not what it looks like. Depending on what you think it looks like.