But no seriously.
What if
You kissed someone's nose
And they sneezed.
Right into your mouth.
Come on guys seriously
Just a heads up, I have another wattpad account! It's called DerpCranium and it's where most (if not all) of my Fanfictions will be posted. This is still my main account, though, and is pretty much reserved for my original stories.
KEEP CALM AND JAZZ HANDS.
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Short Skirts and Long Jackets
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