Me enter.
*clears throat and makes an imaginary microphone with my hand and points it towards me*

"I could just write all the shit about me but then what's the fun in that? So I'll just leave you with that.

All that you need to know is that I am extremely bored with this lockdown in my country, so I am writing, my second hobby. The first hobby is singing at the top of my lungs to annoy my neighbours at 2 am. Which is why I am one of the most professional bathroom singer. I also tried to learn curse words in many languages during the second wave; so far i have succeeded somewhat.

I don't have a favourite author, book, song, food, other anything else, so don't bother asking. I have dislikes and likes but you don't need to know that. Right? Besides that... Yeah, that's it.

I wanted to put something original here but... what can I say? So, hope you enjoy my books and what I write. Thank you"
*bows down and leaves.*
*curtain start closing*
*a hand stops them*

Me enter again
"If you are bored, hit my PM (discord: oui non idk#2075) to talk. We can talk about nothing and everything :)"

*curtains close peacefully this time, without interruption*
  • Narnia! I found it!
  • JoinedApril 24, 2020


Last Message
lifebecrazyaf lifebecrazyaf Aug 22, 2020 03:57PM
HelP Me.........i am stuck behind this pile of homework.........Someone??? ANYONEEEEE?!?!?*me to the homework* "see no one wants to even touch you to rescue me"Hellllpppppppppppppp
View all Conversations

Stories by lifebecrazyaf
Homework Essays for me, Story Ideas for you. by lifebecrazyaf
Homework Essays for me, Story Idea...
The title says it all; ever story you will read here, these are homework essays for me but for you they can b...
Really Brain? by lifebecrazyaf
Really Brain?
So, basically, this book contains random, absurd, senseless conversations that I have had with my inner self...
ranking #887 in sarcasm See all rankings
2 Reading Lists