Hi, I'm Alice, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable

From Britain <3
I am absolutely OBSESSED with A Good Girl's Guide to Murder, and I love love love Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Friends and Never Have I Ever, and MMU.

I think your a physcopath if u don't clap at the Friends theme tune.
She/her
Welsh and proud

I love writing and reading, and I have published a few books, Pls check em out!!

"The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, because I'm great at it"- Gina (All hail the queen)

I get pissed when sexist bastards are sexist bastards, so pls don't be xo

I love animals and nature, also Andy Samberg can't do anything to make me not love him. Oh and I love Kit Connor! Pls follow me, it's means a lot x
Sarcasm on top

"Was that place THE SUN" - Chandler Bing

No uterus no opinion

I'm a nice person.
So if i'm a bitch to you, you've gotta ask yourself why.

I am a happy person, I smile a lot, I just love sarcasm and come across slightly aggresive bc otherwise I attach to fast. And tbh sarcasm just brings me joy :)

"Everyone should listen to me, all the time, about everything" - The amazing Rosa Diaz

"Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch spit-on-your-neck fantastic?" - Rachel Green

"Point is, haters gonna hate, shake it off, Taylor Swift, always right" - Jake Peralta

"If you hear me scream bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself" - Wednesday Addams

"Real men wear floral when trespassing" - Ravi Singh (my husband)

Overthinkings a bitch.
So I named her after one.
Everyone meet Linda.

NINE NINE!
Alice out x
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