BOOKS WITH WHICH I'D ELOPE EVEN IF THE POPE SAID NOPE (I see you Henry VIII):

• A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE (we won't be having a wedding, you know why)
• A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES (honeymoon like chapter 55)
• THRONE OF GLASS (if the protag's surname has 5  syllables, we good)
• SIX OF CROWS (1. marry Jesper... 2. divorce Jesper... 3. take pistols)
• THE EMPIRIUM (1. marry empirium... 2. become empirium... 3. *empirium noises*)
• THE GRISHAVERSE (there was a reason Ben Barnes was cast)
• THE WINTERNIGHT TRILOGY (ooo nontoxic and realistic feminism in a historical setting)
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My hobbies are reading and writing obsessively (surprise!). My favorite beverage is readers' tears. I love sushi more than is healthy and am prone to fall in love with fictional villains (not healthy either). Dark fantasy (preferably historical) is delicious and my favorite thing to do is to write terrible people because terrible people are terrible.
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"Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light. I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night."
-Sarah Williams, the Old Astronomer

"The King's dead. He'll never pull my hair again. A straight thrust and then a cut in the leg. That would have killed him. I am the Queen; I'll kill Orual too."
-Orual, Till We Have Faces