A twin. Dream car is an Audi R8...the most beautiful car ever

*When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When you read it, he faints. When you live it he flees. Just when you're about to post this, he'll try discourage you. I just defeated him. (Cos I'm a BOSS ASS BITCH)*

Relationship: LOL as if I have one #ImmaBeAloneForever Haha naw. Ask

I'm so lil, I'm 4'10 but 18! I look like I'm 12.
But yea, I be reppin the shorties all day erryday cos we know how to get tun up!

Tha fam:
@Mindless_SammiieeT - Twin
@Jordonperez - Twerk buddy. Ayee we gettin it!
@xBabyCakex - Bestie
@0FuksGiven - Cousin
@Elanie4Life - Sis
@missindependent1117 - Ma guh
@love_is_tru - Sis
@youngnicci - Other twerk buddy. Ayee we gettin it too!
@LND_City - Cutting shapes buddy
@skylar_heartz - Sharp shooter
@butterfly_1031 - Daughter
@Lala_BabyJoker - Main nigga
@PrincessCutie2013 - Bae
@godessyona - Best friend
@xoQueenMisfitxo - Trill Ass Killin Thug
Hurt em & watch...lol I'm jokin I ain't gon do shit
Adopt: @adopt_cute_kids
Go read @Mira_xxox books

R.I.P Aaliyah, she was so talented

What else...OH, if you want me to read ya book post it on my mb & I'll read it.

They be hatin cos I'm thugnificent

I made this rap. It's dumb but w.e. Drop da beat!

My name I dunno, but people call me Sim,
I'm 4 ft 10 & I happen to be a twin.
I write books, but I've forgotten what they are,
I wanna be rich & someday I could go far.
I'm Ghanaian, yea I'm an African chick,
I'm single as a pringle & I ain't nasty bitch.
I luv my chicken, it's so damn good,
If I turned vegetarian, I'd go mad, I sure would.
It's coming to an end, I have no idea what else to rap,
So Imma just walk away, you guys can stare at my back.
*Drops mic and turns around*

Snap me: funsized_bihh
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Simthetwin Simthetwin May 06, 2020 05:34PM
Okay so it's been over a year since Big Mistake got deleted. If I was to rewrite it would you guys read it?
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