[IMPORTANT NOTICE]
*** [INACTIVE: BOOKS ABANDONED] - my guys. read my stories. whatever. they're pretty much crack-fics (a true warning to you) but please DO NOT ask me to update. it makes me die a little inside. they are all unfinished and deserted. there will be no more chapters and they will never be updated again. other people may have similar ideas or even be rewriting them - read those. you're still welcome to read mine, i suppose, since they obviously didn't have a set plot in the first place, but just understand that the last chapter is the ending. nothing else will ever happen. no matter how many people ask or how many people read them or anything, they will not be touched. please understand that it *physically* pains me to admit i ever wrote any word of them.