Hello, You have found the official FSM wattpad. If you want to know about pastaferianism then please visit the church of the flying spaghetti monster. https://www.venganza.org/ 

Here you can find Fanfics, the FSM bible and much more on FSM. 

This page is ran by two Pastaferians

Person 1 : 
Age: Same as person 2
Sex: Male
Relationship: Nope 
Sexuality: Bi Af
Religion: Take a guess
 
Person 2:
AGE- barely legal
SEX- same gender as the goddess herself
RELATIONSHIP- what? i'm attached to her noodle appendages
SEXYALITY- Sphettisexual
RELIGION- pastafarian in training