@1PersonOnTheInternet
Hey, I'm back from the dead.
I cannot in fact read all 228 of my notifications, can anyone catch me up to speed on what's going on round here?
@1PersonOnTheInternet uuuu Eddie is doing stuff on discord with roleplays!! Where have you been :33
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Started by PurpleHeartDrawz
Could a clan of Warrior Cats (one clan not all four) beat the Jellicle Cats from Cats the Musical (not the movie) in a battle to the death.
On one hand, the Warrior Cats have a leader with nine lives, magic, the ability to see the future, and actual battle training to kill people. On the other hand, the Jellicles also have magic and the ability to see the future, and they can canonically command human vehicles (boats, trains, cars possibly). The warriors have more experience with fighting other cats, but the Jellicles have won a war against dogs, but only once a long time ago.
Assume that the Jellicles are not going to constantly reincarnate like in canon, and assume that the starclan/dark forest cats will not rise to fight, or the fight will just go forever. Once a cat dies, they are dead, unless they are a leader and have more lives.
With that being said: FIGHT!
Also did not get to talk about it but I went to a will wood concert recently (I'm on vacation) and it was really good. He quoted an erotic fanfiction about himself live on stage, cussed out the audience multiple times, was two hours late, and I'm like 80% sure he was high the entire performance. 10/10
How many of yall are like. Legal adults.
While writing I realized that maybe I should check if I’ve got like… 12 year olds kicking around here who can read the horny gorey generally nasty stuff I make. For the record I am a Legal Adult and in general this account is like 16 plus - I’m not gonna say minors fun or anything, but know your limits and be chill.
BTW Please do not say your Actual Real Age on the Internet btw. Like do not actually tell me your real age. Practice Internet safety please.
exactly!
i've been here since a while and i'm still VERY hesitant about giving anything i think is too personal! i do have friends here that i've known for a while and have in private disclosed very minor details about myself that i trust them not to share.
the face reveals of people being TEN on here are absolutely INSANE, especially since wattpad has criteria stating to be THIRTEEN PLUS and they WILL ban -13 accounts.
i do often post photos but they are of my art and CROPPED not to include my hands, feet, ect! face reveals are NOT a good idea because of how the Internet works. reverse search is a thing, which is honestly why i'm TERRIFIED of putting anything personal on here.
@downstairsneighbor I only realized I might have kids following me when I saw a someone make a book to post a photo ( btw DO NOT DO THAT do NOT PUT PHOTOS ONLINE ) and they could not be older than 13. And this is common enough to be a type of wattpad book. I don’t have anything against talking to kids in a normal way - my internet friends when I was like 15 ranged from fellow teens to in their 30s - but god what happened to internet safety? When I was a kid we had whole classes on not sharing too much online and I’ve already seen people sharing where they go to school or work or where they live on this site, or full lists of what triggers them, or really identifiable stories about themselves that involve public records. That’s terrifying to me. kind of tempting to make a book about How To Safely Use The Internet.
[ @1PersonOnTheInternet ] i HAVE tried getting anyone who's like obviously not mature enough to read some of the stuff i make and ect but yk…things ain't easy. i do, however, fall underneath your age limit umbrella.
greetings, salutations and
other forms of welcome;
i'm interested in gifting you —
just for being a cool individual —
a fancy bio!
all i need is some
basic information and perhaps
an emoji chain, meaning just
a collection of emojis you think
would fit in your bio … feel
free to say no if you're happy
with what you've got, i won't be
pout or cry or anything.
shoot me a message if
you DO want one, though :3
examples of what they look
like are in my book “PIÑA COLADA”
@downstairsneighbor I like my bio as is (simple and a bit silly) but thanks! Appreciate the offer :)
Lost 2 followers, presumably because of my last announcement. I don’t know who you are, just saw the number go down from 30, but if that’s why you left: fuck you and good riddance.
@1PersonOnTheInternet Oh, I hate it when that happens, it sucks. I hope you get more soon!
A follower made a transphobic diatribe on their announcements so I am going to say right fucking now:
I am transgender. I am nonbinary. Trans women are women and trans men are men and enby people are enby and anyone who thinks it’s a “disease” or “mental illnesses” or “predatory”? Get the fuck off my page. You are not welcome here. Fuck yourself with a chainsaw and then go straight to hell.
If you are trans, especially trans fem, block @ smvtten. Don’t read their announcements, just block and report. And if you agree with their beliefs? The aforementioned chainsaw-fucking applies to you too. You are not welcome here. Get out.
@vertigobonezz-png wattpad closed my report without doing anything. I submitted an update to the ticket, but I do not think the site cares about transphobia, which is disappointing. Please check to see if your ticket has been closed or rejected by wattpad via email, and tell others about this user - maybe wattpad won’t ignore us if multiple reports are made.
I’m kinda late, but welcome to Wattpad ! :) I hope you enjoy ur time here ^^
@1PersonOnTheInternet | Oh, happy to hear that! And I think it’s insane how transphobes on this app can glance at a persons bio, see that they’re very clearly not cis, and decide to follow / follow back. But most people on here, at least the ones I’ve met, are very open & inclusive. I think I’ve only come across maybe 5 transphobes in my 6ish combined years of using this app, and I’ve seen hundreds of accounts. I’ve also seen people on here band together to fend off against a transphobe in a case where a user was receiving a lot of transphobic hate - generally people here are really caring ! :)
@Stagcry sorry for a late reply - had a rough moment but overall I’m having a good time here!… just gotta dodge the transphobes lol