"When youre mad count to ten, and throw a punch at eight.. Nobody expects that."

"Whatever doesn't kill me, had better start running~"

"I dont suffer from my insanity, I enjoy every minute of it~"

"Sane is the insanity most call normality, put forth by society."

"While youre talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass."

"Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend.. Im happy to be of service to you!"

"Shut the fuck up, I wear heels bigger than your dick."

"We stopped looking for monsters under our beds, when we realized they're inside our heads.."