"Is this Domino's?" "No, it's not." "Are you sure?" "Yes. I think you've got the wrong number." "On the contrary, for once I think I've got the right one." [ in which two people meet due to one insufferable sister's and one best friend's revenge ] Started: 12th May 2017 Completed: 13th June 2017

In which an Alpha dials the wrong number and contacts a weirdo! Let's just say, things get really weird. EXTREMELY BADLY WRITTEN! READ IF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, TYPOS AND PLOT HOLES DONT BOTHER YOU! IT'S PATHETIC PEOPLE CRINGE-ST STORY I'VE EVER WRITTEN IT'S AN ABSOLUTE EWW THAT'S IT... DON'T READ IT!

The knocking continued. And she continued to lie prone on the floor, her heart thudding desperately in her chest. Her brain was telling her something she couldn't allow herself to believe. Because there was only one thing she'd left in her garden. And it couldn't possibly be the thing that was trying to get her attention right now. "Hello?" A male voice shouted pleadingly all of a sudden. "I'm cold. Holly?" It couldn't be. Could it? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Holly Sprigg hates Christmas. It's forced fun at its very worst. It's the best way to bankrupt her. And it's a chance to feel even more alone than she usually does. But when she takes her nephew to see Santa, her life takes a bit of a turn . . . And suddenly, she has somehow created her dream man. Out of snow! What is the purpose of the mysterious "faux man"? And can he help Holly regain some of the festive spirit she lost so long ago?

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❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞ ❝That would be you.❞ ❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞ In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call. And then the payphone rings. And Nico answers. And over a series of phone calls with a witty, feisty female, Nico falls in love. But sometimes, God likes to fuck it up a bit. Just for shits and giggles. ---------- Copyright © 2018 by Sierra Soriano. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

"Hello, this is Mamma's Pizzeria. How may I help you today?" "By delivering me a pizza. Duh." "Yes. What would you like to have?" "I am not sure. Do you have any good ideas?" "Not really, no." "Why not? You work there. You should know." "Well, normally people just order. They are never unsure. At least, not till date." A rude and sarcastic girl. A vague and dense boy. Pizzas. Calls. Arguements. And perhaps, something more. *********** Thanks to dorky_work for the adorable cover. Copyright © 2016 All rights reserved. Images and gifs belong to Internet. Edits made by friend. Ranked #30 in short story on 12/10/2016 ENJOY PEEPS :)

"why are you back again?" "donut worry about that." "..." "..." "did you just-" "yup." #9 in short story [081217]

Highest rank - #1 In humor I which a guy dials the last digit wrong and that leads to endless conversations, nonsense bickering and pranks! An honest mistake which finds him a friendship that is worth worshipping, teaches him a lesson worth learning and give him a precious gift too. It will all be revealed through this SHORT DIALOGUE STORY. So go read it and find out!

Eve: I get that some friendships aren't supposed to last forever. I was naive to think my best friend since 1st grade would always be there for me. But you fucking my ex was a bitch move. Hope you like my sloppy seconds. 😊 Unknown Number: I think you have the wrong number... Eve: So now you're just going to pretend you did nothing wrong? Fuck you, Taylor. Unknown Number: My name is definitely not Taylor... But here's a picture of a donut I'm eating to help you feel better :) *File Attachment* Eve: Shit... <~~~~~~~~~~> ~Published on March 14, 2020~ ~Completed on May 7, 2020~

"Hey cute guy I met in Starbucks!" "Um.. hello? I'm sorry but I don't work in Starbucks" "Oh shit, did I type the number in wrong?" ...