When Greg accidently signed him and his older brother up for the Host Club, Leader of the club, Mabel Pines, let's them in and doesn't let them go! They are welcomed by Robbie Valentino, Jason Funderburker, Bill
Cipher, Gideon Gleeful, and Dipper Pines.
Wirt is forced to entertain girls but he can't handle it. A girl named Beatrice takes a liking in him, but he doesn't feel the same. His feelings are directed to the most awkward kid of the club, Dipper. But as this long love triangle goes on, Wirt must make the decision of risking hurting Beatrice to tell Dipper how he really feels about him.
Contains a few trigger warnings, but don't worry, they are kinda crappily written. There's no sexual things.
DISCLAIMER: All art in this book is not mine (unless said so) along with the characters and stuff from Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall, or Ouran Highschool Host Club. All goes to their rightful owners, and the idea was inspired from Tumblr, I am not taking credit for anything, all I am doing is taking art from tumblr into story form.