Pick-Up Lines, Puns, and More
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  • Reads 364,051
  • Votes 9,691
  • Parts 200
  • Time 16m
Complete, First published Jun 23, 2016
I love puns, bad jokes crack me up, and I LOOVVVEEEE pick-up lines!!!

So...

ENJOY!!!








October 31, 2017...  apparently I can't add any more chapters?  I'm just going to have a second book.  Thanks for reading and happy Halloween!!!
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