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Equestrians VS. Non-Equestrians

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Reads 194,736
Votes 10,390
Parts 55
Time 22m

equestrian funny horse horses humor laugh little non random ride

Non-horse person: Hey wanna hear a joke?

Me: okay

Person: Why couldn't the pony stop coughing?

Me: idk why?

Person: Because he was

Person: A little horse!

Me: That's about as accurate as you are funny. 


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#1 in Non-Equestrian (not sure if this is an insult or an achievement...)

Cover by: @_DEMiiGODDESS_All Rights Reserved

equestrian funny horse horses humor laugh little non random ride

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