(CREEPYPASTA/MH x READER ?PARODY?) It's 2019, your a teenager looking for an exciting summer with your Best Friend. While on the look out for change and wild adventures, suspicious people find ways to join you along the way on your wild (traumatic) journey to gift you one hell of a summer, by granting you a special invitation to their freaky cult in Slenderman Woods. ... Things happen for a reason, don't they? Waking up to this new and matured life, you get used to the up's and down's of your new family. Questioning your reality is what tips your sanity, and may be the cause to your downfall. Why did you have to remember? Why did you survive the unliveable? ... Are multiverses real? _______________________________ At first this started as a Parody for my other book, Survivor, but now I actually have a story theme. This story is as if two creepypasta kids got high on life and wrote a what, 69 chapter book that's actually good? - Gore - Cussing - Adult Substances/Intoxicants - Musty Killers [ COMPLETED ]

THIS IS THE DEMO FOR A BOOK THAT HAS NOW BECOME A COMIC You can find the comic here: Tumblr = ghostyb0is DeviantArt = PinetreeMarkings ✞-------❖-------✞ When renowned serial killer Jeffery Woods goes out for a kill spree, he doesn't expect his life to change. He lives with a blind organ eater, a hellhound who somehow drives people to insanity, and a creature with a name that means "baby eater." His life can't get any weirder, right? Well, he's instantly proven wrong when he gets chased down by police and finds himself in the middle of the woods with somebody other that a cop. Somebody who doesn't appear to be human at all. The... thing introduces himself as Ben, a supposed ghost who's "on the run" from something too, although Jeff isn't sure what. But it's definitely not law enforcement. After trying to avoid Ben and being unsuccessful, he finally caves and lets him stick around for a while, realizing that they might have a lot more in common than he originally thought. Together, they evade capture and learn much more about each other than they thought they would. But just how attached is Jeff going to get to this guy? And why does he remind him of someone he was close to? Mysteries such as that and more will be unveiled in this story. ✞-------❖-------✞ THIS IS NOT JEFF X BEN Trigger/Content Warnings: • Blood n gore (Like... a lot) • Swearing/strong language • Mentions/implications of abuse (physical, psychological, and sexual) • Misogynistic thoughts/attitude • Fictional characters being jerks

Books In The Series Order: Survivor (1) Monster (2) Murderer (3) ------------------------------------------------ S N E A K P E A K : I slowly brought my right hand up to my mouth, I could taste the horrible sensation of torn flesh on my tongue, against my teeth as the crimson waters swirled beyond my lips. My stomach twisted, making me give out a sickening gurgle. "Y-You, can't hurt me." I gave out a shaky breath, eyeing the tall man above my weak frame while my eyes began to burn and water as it's presence hardened in a mocking manner. "I already have." ... Something hit me hard. ------------------------------------------------------- WARNING : - NSFW - OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE - GORE/HORROR - ADULT SUBSTANCES/TOXINS ... START OF BOOK: 10 / 29 / 22 END OF BOOK: 11 / 24 / 22 [ FINISHED ] #1 in jeffthekillerxreader (this is prolly the worst series ive made and i wrote these ff when i was in psychosis so uh)

IMPORTANT: I originally wrote this back in 2018 when I was younger and an idiot and sucked badly at writing. It's all toxic fandom stereotypes in this book. You should know ahead of time that this story is gonna suck. Huge L. DESC: You're a useless outsider until you get recruited by Slenderman one night. Congrats, you get to be a proxy and live in the Slender Mansion with the creepypastas and have cliché a Creepypasta x reader life! Ughhh. !𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒! - Y/N, unfortunately, is the overused female lead idiot stupid. (Please feel free to treat Y/N as your preference). - Ticci Toby is 'sort of' a waffle addict. - Hoody and Masky are considered Creepypasta/Proxies. - There's TicciWork (This was old, alright?) - There's obvious excessive cursing. - There's obviously cringe (2018 trash.) - yeah #1 in boring. Now you know to run...

All the stories are true. All of the sightings, the myths, the legends, the encounters. Deep inside the darkest forest, is a mansion full of killers who feast on the blood of the innocent and not so innocent. There really is a man with long arms and hands, whose face is as blank as death. This band of misfits truly considers themselves the last family that have left. Until they met you. Slenderman saw great potential in you when, even on your last beats of strength, managed to take down his Proxies and Jeff the Killer. Slowly, but surely, the Pastas nursed you back to health and sharpened your abilities to their maximum. This was it, you finally had a group of friends you could call family. All was good. Well, in your life, at least. The truth is, you're being hunted. By none other than the most powerful demon that could ever roam this earth, Zalgo, Lord of the Underealm. And, to your uncomfort, your father. Ever since you had fought him and fled his kingdom, he has done everything in his power to torment you into returning home. You vowed to Slenderman that you would never leave and betray the Creeps. You couldn't. After all they had done for you? But how long can your promise last? Will Zalgo manage to break you? And who will be strong enough to stay by your side? Warning: major swearing *cough cough* Jeffrey Woods *cough cough* This is also a Male!Reader × Jane the Killer story. Even though, yes, I know she's lesbian but let a guy dream (even though I'm not a guy)!

Books In The Series Order: Survivor (1) Monster (2) Murderer (3) ________________________________________ S N E A K P E A K : My grip tightened, my brain began to go crazy with thoughts and different voices. "I'm not...a bad person." I whispered, my body leaned up against his chest for support as I felt my eyes begin to burn. Images of bodies blurred my train of thought, The ones he and the others had brutalized popped up in my into my sick mind, so many fucked up events finally began to take a tole on my brain as they found one little crease to seep into. His hand grabbed my wrist, tight. I felt his other hand cup my cheek, pulling me closer to his body. "We are all bad people." He spoke aloud, his eyes not coming to mine once. "But...I'm not." I breathed out, trying to convince myself that I wasn't. "But you are, Y/n." He stated, looking down at me. His eyes were filled with... something unknown to my intoxicated mind. Deep down, I knew that for once, he wasn't lying to me. I truly was a monster, just, like, them. ______________________________________________ [ This book was written when I was in a deep state of derealization, so it may seem kind of off? Idk ] WARNING : - Past Sexual Assault [PTSD] - GORE/HORROR/DISTURBING DESCRIPTION - SLIGHT NSFW - ADULT SUBSTANCES/ TOXINS / LANGUAGE ... START OF BOOK : 6 / 5 / 22 END OF BOOK: 8 / 17 / 22 [ FINISHED ]

whoops my hand slipped 𓇗------------𓇗 #1 in thelorax [ 04/16/24 ] 𓇗------------𓇗 ~ [ Garfield x The Lorax (2012) Crossover ] ~ ! \ SFW / ! ? { 100% Satire, however since I'm extra like that I'll be treating it like it's not } ¿ !! ^ Lorax Approved!! ^ !! 𝙶̴𝚊̴𝚛̴𝚏̴𝚒̴𝚎̴𝚕̴𝚍̴ 𝚊̴𝚗̴𝚍̴ 𝚝̴𝚑̴𝚎̴ 𝙻̴𝚘̴𝚛̴𝚊̴𝚡̴ 𝚍̴𝚘̴ 𝚗̴𝚘̴𝚝̴ 𝚋̴𝚎̴𝚕̴𝚘̴𝚗̴𝚐̴ 𝚝̴𝚘̴ 𝚖̴𝚎̴ 𓇗------------𓇗 Jon Arbuckle lost everything. His girlfriend, his job, and sooner or later his house. Severely in debt and heavily stressed out, Jon decides to take his pets to live with him at his mom's house. But uh oh! Disaster strikes, and Jon ends up driving into the middle of a tornado! [ 🤯 ] Little did Jon know that that one road trip and that one little tornado would change the course of his life forever... 𓇗------------𓇗 "Your fanfic was literally obliterating, your use of words was chefs kiss 💋" - Alice 𓇗------------𓇗 This is what happens when you're bored af and need to practice writing 💀‼️

[COMPLETED] "There's something I just have to do. Remember that incident with BEN?" I frowned and slowly nodded my head. "Well, I need to make sure something like that never happens. I need to make sure that everyone knows that you're mine." He smirked and took a knife that was on a night table next to the bed. "How about we leave a mark on you?" _______________________________________ DISCLAIMER: this story contains vulgar language, gore, abuse, murder, sexual content. My first fanfic. Hope you enjoy ^^ (The cover pic is mine btw) (Y/n) - your name (E/c) - eye color (S/c) - skin color Highest rankings: #1 in JeffTheKiller #1 in Horror And I don't quite remember any more, wasn't paying attention :DD

After witnessing the horrible murders of your parents at the age of 7, you haven't been the same since. You become a mute, shutting yourself out from the world, not doing much. The only company you have are the voices in your head and books. Reading became one thing you loved to do, as well as music. When you finally turn (your age), your adoptive parents try to cheer you up by taking you to the library. Once you get there, you feel a pair of eyes on you. After a week of being paranoid of everyone and everything, your foster parents go on a business trip. You know that whoever is after you, will attack soon. Will you survive the attack? Who has been watching you and what do they want with you?

[If you don't know who Sparkle is, she's a character from a game called "HSR". Go watch her trailer if you want to see her overall personality!] _______________________________________ Status: On-going 🗣️ ~In which you are invited to a certain group chat.~ ~𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯!~ _______________[𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘤]_______________ "Who are you?" "Me? I am 𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻!" "..." "Okay besides that I'm actually a kid-" _____________________________________________ Warnings (It's a creepypasta book, you get the point.) -PLATONIC. I REPEAT PLATONIC. -I know the marble hornets are not creepypastas, but I'm gonna add them anyway.. Hopefully you don't mind! -Swearing -Very creative...insults? -Violence/Gore/Horrifying stuff idk it's CREEPYPASTA. -Non-sense -No plot -OOC (LOWKEY VERY FANDOMIZED SO BE AWARE.) _____________________________________________