Sir, I just want to be a salted fish.
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Ongoing, First published Apr 16, 2024
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Years ago, a marriage contract bound the dignified, virtuous and talented first eldest daughter of the Rongguo Gongfu and the playboy son of the Yongning Marquis family together. 
Unbeknownst to them, Tang Bingxuan, the eldest daughter of the Rongguo Gongfu family, has a passion for sleep!
The greatest hobby of Jiang Shunian, the first son of Yongning Marquis, is to pretend to be a pig and eat tigers!
 
Small theatre one:
Jiang Sha Nian: wife, winter is very cold, make a cloak for your husband?
Tang Bingxuan: so sleepy ah, husband. Tomorrow let embroidery room  do for you.
JiangShuNian: ......

Small theatre two:
One day, husband and wife encountered bandits killing people and robbing goods.
Jiang Shu Nian: wife, don't be afraid, your husband will protect you.
Tang Bingxuan hands a wave: husband, fighting  is consuming and labour-intensive.
JiangShuNian: ......

Small theatre three:
One year, Jiang Shu Nian let Tang Bingxuan live in the days of wife with husband.
Tang Bingxuan's distressed face: "My husband, can you have the self-consciousness of being a playboy?" 
Jiang Shunyi's indifferent face: No.
Tang Bingxuan: "......". The first time I saw this, it was a very good thing that I was there.    
[disclaimer this is not my story and am simply translating and its by the author Author: Xiaoxiao Ziyuntai]
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