Skibidi toilet series isn't owned by me, i only own the newly added faction, Radiomen, who will appear epsiode 49 onwards. You will see many confusing things such as, toilets with heads in them. Cameramen. Speakermen. TVMen. And Radiomen who, are a semi-hivemind state that can create any body as long as it can transmit a radio/communication signal. For the most part, we will follow a Nova unit, a Executive (High-Commander), and the heavily armored Radioman Titan. Yes, i spent two months on this lore. No, i do not regret anything. As of September 6th 2023. Ranked 4th in skibiditoilet. Ranked 3rd in skibidi.

"You're an angel, I'm a dog Or you're a dog and I'm your man You believed me like a God I destroy you like I am" . . . Congratulations, you won the lottery. A lottery to what? You weren't exactly sure what it entails, but this "God" had told you that of the millions of people on earth, YOU, were chosen. You were chosen to go venture into unknown lands, meet new people, and most importantly... ...destroy anomalies. You were granted any power, any ability of your choosing. You just had to do your job. Those were the only conditions. It sounded fairly easy. It IS easy. It was supposed to be easy. So why are there people trying to get in the way of your job's completion? Why did the difficulty of your quest go up? What a pain. . . . "People always gave me love Others were never to blame after all You believed me like a God I betray you like a man" WARNINGS: *Swearing/profanities *yandere themes *gore(?) maybe idk *violence *Mature implications(?) Song: I'm Your Man Artist: Mitski ~Book 1 of "The Paradoxical Deal" series~ Gojo fanart cover credit: Patrika on Alpha Coders

**COMPLETED** One shots of the Iplier Egos and Septic egos :) Requests are no longer open, the book is finished . . . I've labeled the chapter titles if they're smut or fluff. Enjoy!! Chapters with (UF) means that they're unfinished, but I posted them since I am completing the book instead. Smut- 🍋 Slight smut- 🍓 fluff- 🧸 Angst- 💔 Sad/depression- 🌧️ Gore- 🩸 Spicy/kinky- 🔥 Romantic- 🌹 Random - 👀 *NEW LABEL* A few lip/neck kisses- couple-y stuff here and there - 🤍 ______________________ FYI, I'll use JJ as a nickname for Jameson's Jackson (classically), however I also call him Jamison or Jamie. Don't ask why, I honestly don't know, I just do. Anyway :P

this is a one shot book of Bob x reader it will mostly be feminine sorry for my masc reader idk why I just right a lot in feminine type shit yk anyways this story will contain . fluff . smut . cussing . gore . cannibalism . angst I will take request also I suck at writing smuts so don't come for me if it's absolutely shit 😅

18 WARNING! (If you are under 18 years old you're a loser!) *Whew* Now that we got the chumps out of the way.. After the long war, Amais woke. He didn't know how long he'd been asleep, but when he found a curious little creature in his cave he knew it had been for some time. And when he found out the world had advanced thousands of years without him he sought information. Only to realize he had been TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER WORLD. With demons ravaging the city, Amais must use the power of sadism, friendship and hot gay sex to overpower his enemies. And he's gotta do a lot of stupid shenanigans to get there with his super hot fanboys/harem intact. But maybe a quickie first. This is a harem building, furry porn, slice of life kinda. Also it's gay. 👍 *Warning* This story contains vore, inflation, bondage, stuffing, weight gain, penises and overused isekai tropes. Enjoy~

You are entering in college just recently, trying to earn a degree in engineering, it was always your dream. However, just after a couple days, your city has just been attacked by some strange toilets that have HEADS in them, you managed to escape, but now after a few hours you meet "The Alliance", people who have cameras, speakers, and tvs as heads? It seems you're going to stick around with them more than you think... Not only that, something strange is happening, as if the universe is connected to something else... Story inspired by Dafuq?Boom!. All rights to the original creator Dafuq?Boom!, this is just some AU I'm making for both entertainment and improvement for others and me. I do hope you enjoy this story while it's in WIP and finished. (Warning, this my first book) :3

Between 2004 and 2008 I wrote a series of "Tips for Writers" for Nocturnal Ooze magazine vaguely about what would happen in real life if you did the things they do in movies but mostly about the gross out. I've always loved them and so have taken them out of mothballs for a new audience here on wattpad. They're all here except for #13 which seems to have vanished. I've also left them mostly intact except for a few very dated references that have been updated. I own the rights to the articles and Queen Mum of the Ooze, Kay Patterson has allowed me to keep the name "Gore Monger" (which she owns) provided I write: The Gore Monger appears courtesy of Nocturnal Ooze. If you enjoy these articles, please consider supporting me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NogginBrain?fan_landing=true

In a world of superheroes and villains, Eric Montgomery is raised to be a soldier. Growing up in a secret military facility to be trained as a super soldier ever since he can remember. When Eric is sent on a mission to retrieve an artifact and failed miserably, he is experimented on with an enhancement program called Project Vector. Trying to make him faster, stronger, and more agile. After the experiment goes wrong and explodes, Eric is set free into the outside world as a menace. But all he wants now is revenge, bloodlust for the secret organization who has tortured him for years. With new powers and abilities, his goal is to hunt them all down and claim revenge for what they have done to him. At least, not without knowing the answers that he's been asking himself for years. Word Count: 97,530 Roughly 385 pages in a novel ~ Enjoy the adventure of this completed action pact novel and grab your Puffs and Popcorn along the way! *Cover created by my dear friend @LoNeedsSomeQ* WARNING! This book is mature for swearing, violence, and descriptive details of horrific events (such as Chapter 3). If you don't like this stuff, then this book isn't for you. Sorry. (Don't worry, there's no smut if that's what you're asking.) Also, I added warnings that show that things are about to get violent so you guys can skip if you don't like violence and stuff. Brief explanations at the end of the chapter so that way y'all don't miss out.

***WARNING: triggers for use of violence, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and inappropriate language. If any of the before mentioned triggers engage you, please proceed with caution. Please refrain from inappropriate comments. Thank you, and I hope you enjoy.*** -NAB The year is 2027. Prices of everyday necessities, from food to gas, from toilet paper to healthcare, have more than doubled. The global population now peaking near 8.5 billion. It was now considered a virtue to be hospitalized, so long as you could pay the lifelong medication payments and stay sick. Just as it seemed society was ready to kick the bucket, something viral and deadly beat it to the punch. As the people he knew turned into sick, plagued creatures of death and his world crumbles down around him, Jacob Mason must leave his life as a quiet, middle school student behind and forge ahead a new life to protect the people he loves. But this is all just the beginning of a brand new, blood splattered life for him.

A few weeks ago, a research facility was studying an ancient species of sentient, blood-thirsty, psychopathic humanoids nicknamed "Grims." The experiment has gone wrong and they broke containement. The Facility is under lockdown and all research staff were dead. A team of Special Forces begins to explore the facility and to follow Protocol A-V. But something goes awry. The Grims has a trick up their sleeves. Note: This is my first book series. I will try to make more content as I can. This is also an Inspiration from I am Legend (movie), SCP: Containment Breach game, and Blade (movie). And of course I added extra content to make it original. Book Series: Book 1- Protocol Alpha-Victor: Containment Breach. Book 2- Protocol Alpha-Victor: The Escapade Book 3- Protocol Alpha-Victor: Rise of the cultists Book 4- Protocol Alpha-Victor: Death wish Final Book- Protocol Alpha-Victor: Last Stand