depollute me, pretty baby (short-ish, soft-ish mcyt oneshots)

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some short oneshots to make your day better (i hope).

mostly hermitcraft and life series probably.

title from we'll never have sex by leith rossAll Rights Reserved

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Centuries ago, the world was as it is for you. Humans hunting, animals living, and evolution expanding. But, humans got greedy. They wanted too much, they used whatever they could find to get what they dreamed of- good or bad. They went to science, to alchemy, to the dead practices of their ancestors. And they paid the heavy price for trying to get more than they needed. Now, animals run free, humans live in hiding, cities and towns overgrown and used by any- just not humans. The world has been taken over by a different race, humans and their new "rulers" living separate, one fearing the other, 'the other' fearing 'one'. The rulers, the species that was created by humans, they were ones that never should have been possible. The Hybrids. ‼️IMPORTANT‼️vv There will ALWAYS be warnings at the beginning of a chapter, please inform me if I miss any important ones! And if at any time in this story you look at the warnings and don't want to read, feel free to ask for a summary of the chapter in the comments! Or leave, you have that liberty. Any of my Hermitcraft books don't take place in any specific season, unless stated otherwise, because many seasons will be mentioned and I love all of the seasons :3 This is a Hermitcraft AU! I do not own the characters, and none of this is cannon to Hermitcraft. ⚠️‼️There will be no written out romantic shipping in this book, only platonic relationships. ‼️⚠️ (But feel free to interpret my platonic love stuff as something more, I try to write it so you can do that :]) Started writing: May 14, 2024 Finished writing: First published: May 21, 2024 Stopped publishing: Accomplishments: #1 in allay May 27, 2024 #3 in discrimination May 27, 2024 #5 in skizzleman #2 in discrimination June 10, 2024 #2 in empiressmp June 19, 2024 #2 in goodtimeswithscar September 13, 2024

Ships: Grian/Mumbo, Bdubs/Doc, Beef/Etho, Ren/Iskall, Cub/Scar Just a collection of hermitcraft oneshots and stories set at various different times in season seven and eight! (First season eight oneshot is "Flower War?") There is an old oneshot in here that contains Keralis/Xisuma from before I was aware that Xisuma is uncomfortable being shipped. Slow updates (Ps don't ship real people.)

Hermitcraft oneshots :) !Requests are open! To be clear I have no idea what I'm doing T-T Disclaimer: Most chapters are Grian-centric. But there are chapters about other hermits :D

Bare with me I don't have a good spelling so there are some spelling errors and other stuff :'( I DO NOT OWN THIS ART I GIVE CREDITS TO TH OG ARTIST This one shot might contain stories focused on my favorite ships ( sorry ) There will be smut,fluff,spice,and lime/lomen I AM NOT I REPEAT AM NOT SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE Personal favorites Grian x mumbo Etho x bdubs Ren x doc solidarity x tangotek etc Created aug 14 2023 at 1 A.M :)

Just some stories I came out with- So expect everything and anything ... I guess? ------- Hermitcraft Life series AU's Ships and not Angst and/or fluff -------- Have fun reading! !keep in mind that English is not my first language so there might be some mistakes !

Smells Like Coffee ~ (Etho x Bdubs) by ThatOneWaterCat

Hermitcraft Coffee Shop AU! Just some tired college students trying to swim through homework, take care of themselves, and maybe fall in love along the way? Etho x Bdubs, because what even is their ship name? Friends → rivals/enemies → friends again → lovers Slow burn, because I physically can't write anything else, and cozy vibes all throughout! (except maybe a splash of drama some places, but it ends cozy I promise) (Not IRL people of course!!! just their minecraft characters but in a real world-ish au.) And here's the old description because I think it's funny enough to keep somewhere at least. So uh- I should be writing another book until I finish one of my other ones huh? Well this was a dare, and if you think I'm going to give up on one of those, then clearly you don't me. So screw it! Etho x Bdubs, Frenemies/Rivals sort of, strangers to crushes to rivals to who even knows?! Obv no smut, and a Coffee shop AU because I'm a sucker for those and it's about time I write one of 'em. Welcome to hell! We have confusing schedules, undefined background relationships, and a full assed book with a plot line that's going about 100 pages slower than it was supposed to! Enjoy! (this is a threat! /j)

HermitCraft One Shots - Multi Ships by Hermit_MultiShipper

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE PICS IN THE COVER! If they belong to you, let me know so I can shout you out! #1 in Keralis TYSM! ILY!! #1 in WelsKnight #1 in False Started on ~ August 31 2019 Finished on ~ 3rd Life Last Life Double Life Limited Life Secret Life Real Life Empires Kingdoms Skeppy/Bad

Life series based fic- Im not explaining it, watcher lore though yay #1 SmallishBeans x3 #1 Skizzleman

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED THIS BOOK IS FINISHED HErmitcraft Oneshots. That sums it up. Actually it doesn't sum it up... My OC is in this Swearing involved No citrus Have fun Have fun:) If you like StarWars go check out my other book.

Life Series/Hermitcraft/Empires SMP oneshots (requests temprarily closed) by FrenRibbityFrog

This is my first book on here, I'm trying to do my best but it probably won't be the most amazing writing. Chapters will probably be pretty short in general. This is basically a collection of oneshots about the characters from life series hermitcraft and empires smp, it probably won't be the same number of each ship because I have my preferences but I'll try to write a variety. When the title says "(requests open)" you can request stuff. Some things in here are from prompt generators. More details in "Intro/Requests". (I AM NOT SHIPPING THE REAL PEOPLE, ONLY THE CHARACTERS, EVEN WHEN I WRITE REAL WORLD AUS) *Any images or art in this book (including the cover) belong to me unless I say otherwise. Do not post them without credit to this account or an account that belongs to me on a different site where I posted it. Do not claim them as your own, even if you edit or trace them (you can use as reference though)*

Outcasts in Paradise

Centuries ago, the world was as it is for you. Humans hunting, animals living, and evolution expanding. But, humans got greedy. They wanted too much, they used whatever they could find to get what they dreamed of- good or bad. They went to science, to alchemy, to the dead practices of their ancestors. And they paid the heavy price for trying to get more than they needed. Now, animals run free, humans live in hiding, cities and towns overgrown and used by any- just not humans. The world has been taken over by a different race, humans and their new "rulers" living separate, one fearing the other, 'the other' fearing 'one'. The rulers, the species that was created by humans, they were ones that never should have been possible. The Hybrids. ‼️IMPORTANT‼️vv There will ALWAYS be warnings at the beginning of a chapter, please inform me if I miss any important ones! And if at any time in this story you look at the warnings and don't want to read, feel free to ask for a summary of the chapter in the comments! Or leave, you have that liberty. Any of my Hermitcraft books don't take place in any specific season, unless stated otherwise, because many seasons will be mentioned and I love all of the seasons :3 This is a Hermitcraft AU! I do not own the characters, and none of this is cannon to Hermitcraft. ⚠️‼️There will be no written out romantic shipping in this book, only platonic relationships. ‼️⚠️ (But feel free to interpret my platonic love stuff as something more, I try to write it so you can do that :]) Started writing: May 14, 2024 Finished writing: First published: May 21, 2024 Stopped publishing: Accomplishments: #1 in allay May 27, 2024 #3 in discrimination May 27, 2024 #5 in skizzleman #2 in discrimination June 10, 2024 #2 in empiressmp June 19, 2024 #2 in goodtimeswithscar September 13, 2024

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