**Featured on DARK FANTASY and ADULT FICTION reading lists** WARNING: EATING OR DRINKING WHILE READING THIS STORY IS HIGHLY INADVISABLE. Once Upon A Time, Good Omens, Monty Python, and Arrested Development had a back-alley three-way and birthed a fairytale. Gerald wasn't supposed to be stuck living seven centuries in the future. He definitely wasn't supposed to be "mentoring" The Dark Lord's progeny in the hopes that she would decide to save the world rather than destroy it. In fact, he wasn't even supposed to be named Gerald (the name of every other male in his family for three hundred years), because everyone assumed a weak-chinned, balding, forgettable man, who was just a magician, could never be who Geraldo The Foreshadower prophesied. But that's what assuming gets you, and here he was saddled with a fate he never asked for, in a time he didn't know, surrounded by people he didn't want to like, and he was out of Firewine AGAIN! The Dark Heir is a darkly satirical tale of assumptions, anti-heroes, and apocalypses, where the road to hell is actually a themed water-park slide covered in slightly less urine than a real one. It drops literary and film references faster than an NYC socialite drops names, and promises endless laughs - including, but not limited to, sad chuckles, guffaws, uncontrollable giggles at inappropriate moments, brays, barks, cackles, snorts, cachinnations, and the occasional howl (though that may be the Welsh Werewolves showing up unannounced). Consider yourself warned... Reviews: "Completely and adorably bonkers," says @floranocturna "Hilarious in every way. Even when I cringed, I laughed," says @LadySapphire2018 Winner of The Trident Awards

I am not Rick Riordan or Marvel, so I don't own any of the characters in this story (Unfortunately) After defeating Gaia, Nico and Will decide to go on a road trip to see the world without being on a quest. As they were taking a snack brake at McDonalds, the Avengers walk in. After they had all started eating, the restaurant was attacked by a flock of harpies. And it all goes to Hades from there. TRIGGER WARNINGS: -Mild swearing -Mentions of past abuse I put trigger warnings at the top of all applicable chapters. This story also has quite a few gay/homosexual characters, so if you're not interested in that, then this book is not for you. Best rankings: 5 in PercyJackson as of 7/3/24 1 in McDonald's as of 9/3/24 6 in hoo as of 4/5/24 4 in SteveRodgers as of 27/4/24 2 in willsolace as of 28/6/24 (y'all what the FRICK how?!?) 1 IN SOLANGELO---???!?!!!?!!?! 1 in Rick-mc-fucking-Riordan?!?!?!?! WHAT???

Fantasy and Magic meets Science and Technology. In this epic story of brotherly love, friendship, struggle, and conspiracy, come join in on an adventure that will take you on the journey behind the legend of one of the most beloved stories ever told! Volume 3 of the Siva Light Novel Series THE VIOLENT QUEST BEGINS! Rex is a talented young adult, prodigy, genius, and a charismatic young leader. His world is what you'd call peaceful until an accident changed his and his baby brother's life forever. Without money, in a body torn apart by the tragic accident, to save his brother in a coma, Rex jumps out of the frying pan and goes straight to the fire as the deal with a devil brought him into a world of war and tragedy, where people go looking for adventures but come out as warriors battling monsters and greedy foes. This is a story of triumph, adventure, trust, and deception in the Virtual World called Terroa, as seen from the eyes who created the legend behind the greatest villain ever known —The Destroyer. ===PRAISES FOR "SIVA" ACROSS THE NET!=== "...a definite page turner..." **Next_JK_Rowling "...I was breathless! I read it so fast, I held my breath!" **Hiraite "I'm really hooked!" **Chadmusika "...love the action and drama." **streetjumper "When it says it's a legend, then it's really a legend!" **kikologram "LEGEN... *wait for it* ...DARY! HAHAHAHA..." **Azumera "It's a brand new physics of heroism! A must read!" **Leotard_Hunter "Explosive action from page 1 to end!" **mightyreader66 "Once you start, you'll never stop! Definitely worth the read!" **kypt0nian "Just a heads up, it's a WIIIIIIIIIIILLLDD RIDE!! Hahahaha" **VRReader WARNING: This story is divided into volumes and subdivided into chapters. May contain mature contents, including, nudity, violence, profane langue, references to offensive topics, and even view of modern morality. Reader's discretion is advised. (Cover image courtesy of Yahoo Search: "Dragon Age")

"I hear the underworld is just swell this time of year." "Really?" "No." ________________________________________________ (Name) had a lot of questions regarding his life, more the way it was turning out. One, the Greek Gods are real? Two, what the fuck? Three, he's a demigod? Four, how the fuck does one steal a lightning bolt? Better question, why was he one of the people tasked to steal it back? ________________________________________________ "Maybe the real lightning bolt was the friends we made along the way?" "That being said, I'm going to kill him with friendship." "Gimme the sparky sparky boom stick." ________________________________________________ Disclaimer: Percy Jackson & the Olympians and any characters in the series do NOT belong to me! If they did, I would've given Percy a gun in the first book and let him go ham. Any original characters belong to me. You belong to yourself, but like you actually belong to me so...

Alysa is about to turn 19, and with that comes her chance to step into the Enchanted University of Magemenos. But there's a catch: humans don't usually get called to this university. What makes Alysa so special? You'll have to read on to find out. To secure her spot at the university, Alysa must play a series of dangerous survival games. She must survive and prove her worth if she hopes to be selected and receive the coveted Sierra Stone. Along the way, she'll encounter terrifying beasts, unexpected twists, and face a battle of life and death in a parallel universe. Enter NATHAN Victor Ainsley, a rebellious heartthrob with an unbuttoned uniform and a cold expression. Though surrounded by women, he has no one of his own. Then there's KEITH, the charming, popular high-school boy, adored by every girl. Alysa finds herself caught between these two heartthrobs, Nathan and Keith-each one pulling at her heartstrings. The girls are divided into Nathan's fans and Keith's fans, and jealousy runs rampant. Meanwhile, the boys can't stand each other. Each group gets a ball of the universe, deciding their planet of adventure. Enter... or face the consequences. Alysa faces terrifying beasts and deadly challenges. Will she survive, or will another grave be added to the university? Uncovering the truth about her past and the university's secrets, she learns the mystery behind the number 19. Curiosity will reveal it all.

*completed* Born with scales and the ability to breathe fire, Mo spent all her life being bullied and ridiculed. For in the Kingdom of Kreatier her kind are not welcome: Half-breeds or as they are better known, Vuruks. But when she loses her family to a curse she must acquire the assistance of the the King's highest mage. This leads her into the company of a king's guard, a flirtatious knight, named Philip who promises his help but at the cost of her also joining the guard. From a country bumpkin to the king's trusted guard, Mo never once thought it would be easy, but her plans take an unexpected turn when the king is met with a rebellion which forces her to fulfill her oath, lay down her life for the king and defend his majesty against all those who oppose him, including her very own kind. Can she make a choice for the greater good of Kreatier and still save her family? genres: fantasy, action-y, adventure-y, humour, romance. #1-fanatsyadventure 28/04/2023 Cover by: @veecadence via @TheGemmeCommunity

The multiverse theory states that there is a universe for every possible scenario, a number so large it's possibly infinite. Would that mean there's a universe where my book is real. 14 year old Max Carsley finds himself hanging in the delicate balance of being a normal teenager and learning how to rule a planet. He lives in a highly advanced interstellar civilization spanning light years, sharing it with 11 different intelligent bipedal humanoid alien species, including humans, with access to flying cars, wormhole portals, and the technology to traverse the stars. How can one find balance with this chaotic lifestyle? What are royalty really like behind closed doors? And most importantly... what secrets are the members of the galactic council hiding? Find out as Max, his family, and his friends discover things that not only lead him further down his path of fate, but help him discover more about himself and the universe. This is not your typical SciFi/Fantasy Novel. It's so much more. This story is a mix of teen drama and space politics. It's kind of a mess but like, so am I. Every chapter is important, so don't skip any! Is this book mature cause I like to swear? You be the judge. IMPORTANT NOTE: THIS IS A DRAFT!! THIS IS NOT THE FINAL VERSION OF THIS BOOK!! THE FINAL VERSION WILL HOPEFULLY BE ON STORE SHELVES CAUSE THAT'D BE SO COOL!! (Final version will include whatever tweaks are necessary to have all 4 books sync perfectly)

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When Peter was twelve he saw a national manhunt on the news for a boy his age, Percy Jackson. A year later, they become neighbors and he meets the other boy. They strike up a friendship. A few years after that, Peter becomes Spider-Man. Superpowers can't stop his friend from vanishing unexpectedly though. or They are sixteen, it is just barely still summer, and Percy is back not long after the Sleep Incident, looking... good, there's this lightness to him. Percy and Peter start hanging out more, since their summer is rapidly coming to an end. Percy had decided to try and teach his shy neighbor to skateboard and it went pretty terribly. Peter starts to trust Percy, starts to seek him out (even contemplates telling him about Spidey). And then Percy is gone. and he stays gone. It's been over a year but Peter would recognize him anywhere. Percy Jackson is standing there knocking at his mother's door. Like it hasn't been almost two years. There he is though. Percy Jackson. Alive. Characters belong to Rick Riordan and Marvel respectively

Meet the main character - you ✨ One day your whole world crumbles around you. Literally. The sky splits, and everyone you know turns into dust. You escape to the thousands of glowing portals to any dimension imaginable. Only you are trapped, and hundreds of other you-s don't seem to care. That's when a stranger appears and offers you a card, a key to any world. The price is high, and yet you take the chance. Your adventure begins at the Crossroads. 🪐 Episode 2. You and the Mage set out on a field trip! 🚀 Prepare to travel across the universe: Cups, Wands, Pentacles - peoples with stitched mouths and half-felines. Also, apparently, the Black Emperor's back (scary!), Maze is out there to get you, and the Sun guards her twin's secrets. Your card is the key to any world, but can you wield it properly and will that be enough to survive? ☄️ Episode 3. Welcome to the Black Castle! Make yourself at home, 'cause the Black Emperor won't let you leave anyway. The Black Empress couldn't be more friendly, never mind a few attempts at your life. The Mage is not by your side, thanks to his cousin, and Maze certainly haven't given up on your card... The Black Emperor is himself, which is everything but what you expected of him. Buckle up, it's time to face up all of your worst fears!