The Beauty and the Idiot
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  • Reads 163
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  • Parts 41
  • Time 2h 36m
Complete, First published May 12, 2023
Our idiot was chatting with her crush while sitting on a chair. 

She didn't sleep well the last few days, and during their conversation, she just drifts off into the most absurd bullshit fever dream you'll waste your time on reading.

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