"Welcome back to the land of the living, Alexandra... Please don't make too much of a mess on your first night." ------------------------- The after life is complicated and it is in the hands of two species to keep it organized. Angels live in the light but they have changed over the years. They are selfish creatures that want every soul to belong to the heavens even when they don't deserve it. Evil Angels live in the dark and they try to uphold the after world by giving evil souls what they truly deserve. Both species stay away from humans to preserve the existence of the curiosity of the afterlife. But what happens when a girl appears and finds out about these two mysterious species?

"I want a queen to rule by my side." Azazel looked at me like he couldn't believe I was the ruler of Hell. "... My lord, you have ruled alone for thousands of years. Why is it that you decide this only now?" I shrugged. Why only now? Not even I knew. "Well... Think about it. You always here about a king and a queen ruling, but here it's always 'Lord Lucifer' this and 'The Evil Overlord' that. Just once I'd like to hear about 'The Evil Overlord and his Wife.'" *Cover by @Submissivekitty2* (Thank you!)

Lucifer, a strict and good-looking dominant Omega, a fallen angel who devoted his loyalty and his trust to the prince of Devildom, Lord Diavolo, a crowned prince soon to rule the whole demon realm, a fair and passionate dominant Alpha, who has been keeping away his feelings for the trusted right-hand man of his. "I want you to stay by my side, Luci." ~ Diavolo Knowing that Lucifer would only see Diavolo as a friend, Diavolo doubt that Lucifer would ever return his feelings to him. But a slight hint of hope won't hurt, right? Hoping that Lucifer would, one day, maybe, confess his real feelings to the crowned prince in front of him. "I love you, Dia.." ~ Lucifer - Mature Content? - Let's see how this goes, I hope to finish this :)

18 Edited and Completed When Mira bumps into a man in the club, dressed in wings, she thought "What kind of an inconsiderate idiot wears wings to the club". Its only until she touches the wings that she realises that they are very much real. Within an instant, Mira's life is turned upside down. Knowing now that angels and demons are real and have been living amongst humans on earth for decades, she decides she needs to learn more about them and about the sight that she was gifted by this mysterious angel, Jenziel. One other thing bothered Mira. Where were the other women with the sight and why was she the only one to be gifted the sight? Did it have something to do with the broody, burly, yet strikingly handsome fallen angel who undoubtedly looked like he was dying to kill her? With Lucifer's demons hunting her down, time is running out for Mira. If Lucifer get his hands on her, he will use her to spawn more advanced demons. Can the fallen keep her and the rest of the mortals safe? Excerpt: "So, are you planning on telling me what happened in the city with the demons, or do I have to tempt Kazier into a make out session to get some answers?". Azriel used his annoying angel gift and speed walked me to the bathtub. The back of my knees hit the tub with a thud and I stumbled back into a seating position on the edge of the tub. I was leaning back uncomfortably and gasped in disbelief, nearly about to fall into the tub and hurt myself and grabbed onto the only I could; the band of his pants. Azriel's eyes dropped to where my fingers were gripping onto and slowly, he snaked his vision up to me. I watched him for a few seconds until he seemed to have snapped out of his thoughts. "You will do no such thing, you hear me? You will not try to entice Kazier". I shivered when he spoke, his breath tickling my face. I bit my tongue from refraining to say anything to upset him further but failed miserably. "Maybe...maybe I don't even have to try...".

/prequel of my fanfic 'a realm away'/ when you very desperately spam a classmate about what your homework is supposed to be you don't hear from them. instead you unknowingly end up texting one of the demon lords. as friendship develops and maybe something more, secrets are uncovered. yet, you don't feel like regretting anything. obey me x reader textfic ^^ /the brothers are still demons/ [she/her pronouns]

Set after 4x10 with a little, tiny, itty bitty change to the end scene. "What meaning would life have if one's world was destroyed? Well, Lucifer's world was no longer Earth, it was no longer the free will, the chicks and the booze it offered, no. His world was the blonde, stubborn, tenacious and caring woman who would wake up to an empty bed and a broken heart. " Lucifer and Chloe have to say their goodbyes right before Lucifer goes back to Hell. All the beautiful time they spent together, all the memories of their partnership do nothing but fill their minds up and cloud their judgment. And Lucifer does leave because it's what he has to do, the prophecy must not be fulfiled. However, no one expects the little miracle that's left behind on earth. Or the AU, post-season 4 nobody asked for where Lucifer leaves and Chloe has to glue her broken pieces back together without her partner, only to find later on that the devil left her something for her to remember him. P.S: the mature rating is just for the first chapter, there's nothing else mature throughout this fanfiction other than a bit of swearing and some blood (not too graphic) P.S.S: the title doesn't stand for the gender of the baby! It stands for Chloe and how Lucifer would literally do anything for her!

You've all heard the legend of the Four Horsemen, but little did you know that they are real. The Devil's four most trusted generals are tasked with bringing the end of humanity. There's just one small problem, they failed spectacularly. World War 2 being botched they had to go into hiding. Years have passed, and in this modern world they've become shells of their former selves. The biggest offender of them all is Death. He has completely given up on the mission and has become a stoner. To make matters worse he has grown to like the humans he was tasked to eliminate. This puts him at odds with Pestilence, who has nothing but disgust for them. Their friendship is strained with Famine and War caught in the middle as a strange occurrence has the four demons put in a position they never thought possible. Deep in the kingdom of the clouds a nefarious plot has been put into motion with 2 objectives: Overthrowing God and killing the horsemen. With their powers weakening the Horsemen are in a race against time to defeat the treacherous angels or else they themselves will perish. Join me on this epic horror comedy as the four worst people you've ever met are forced to become our saviors. Prepare to laugh, cry, and think about the philosophy of human nature in this hilariously offensive adventure that is the first installment of a 4 story narrative as well as the first half of a shared universe.

A series of adventures with Lucifer and his brothers. Featuring big titty anime bitches and Captain jack sparrow. When I wrote this I was not in my right mind yet I thought why not lose the 5 followers I do have. #diavoloandluci :) I'm turning this into a series and no it's not supposed to be taken seriously it's obviously for me to laugh at when I'm 95 Edit: It just gets worse and worse.

I'm bored okay ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh anyways I hope you like this.