"SHUT UP YOU PARTY ANIMAL! YOU ONLY KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND NOT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY!" Army was holding his N-Zap and he was pointing it at Aloha, Aloha stares "you need to sometimes take a break, and you already told me that after we lost to emperor, yes im a party animal but at least I know how to relax. Which you do need to do sometimes. You know?♥" Aloha smiles and army stares at him "did you really just TRY to flirt with me?!" Aloha chuckles.

(Cover Art is MINE) Army and Aloha have been friends since they first joined the S4 but after a match which paints Aloha as bait for the team, Aloha ends up noticing he's been acting weirdly around Army. Army attempts to confront Aloha about these strange actions but when Army gets to Aloha's house, he ends up finding Aloha's notebook. When Army's curiosity gets the better of him, he reads Aloha's notebook and he finds out Aloha's biggest secret...but what exactly IS Aloha's biggest secret? Could it change the way Aloha and Army see each other...possibly...forever? NOTE: God, this is so cringe. I'll be writing another Army x Aloha book. So, follow me for more. I also do UnderTale but whatever.

Since I love vines, memes, and other stupid stuff I thought 'Why not put some stupid stuff into a book?' so that's exactly what I'm doing! I mean, who doesn't like funny and stupid stuff? *WARNING* This book is bad, absolute cringe. Why did I even make this? Send help.

[splatoon x idol!reader] - [I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS 12 DONT JUDGE TOO HARD LMAO] ↷ ·˚ ༘ splatoon story : ꒱ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ───────────── .°୭̥ ❁ ˎˊ˗ - in which you're one of inkopolis most known idols. before you weren't as famous as squid sisters or off the hook. you still had a decent amount of fans, which made you happy. though, during your vacation, you started to get more and more fans, causing you to change your identity. ↷ ·˚ ༘ disclaimer : ꒱ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ───────────── .°୭̥ ❁ ˎˊ˗ - i don't own splatoon or splatoon manga - cringey writing (soon going under editing) - i only own my own characters and they story ♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚☁️ :; ↳ started: march 9 2019 ◦ published: march 10 2019 ◦ completed: september 21 2019 ©booyah

This is a oneshot book of the many adventures of the Splatoon Manga characters. A/N - I do not own Splatoon or any characters mentioned in this book as they belong to Nintendo and Coroika. I do not own the cover art, I cannot find the creator.

Hello I just decided to write this cuz I was bored this is the first book I've made i own none of these characters. Summary: Army is dating Aloha for a while now but he's invited to come back home. Their first Impression is a fluke so people aren't showing too much interest in them. When they're offered help they're beggining to re consider if they should but nothing tends to work out, after meeting one girl who they misjudged, it seems like she's the only one they can count on. COMPLETED ✔ ON GOING ❌ This description is alot even though they'll be a twist i think in the end this is somewhat a ship, but just a story.

[splatoon x idol!reader] [DISCONTINUED] ↷ ·˚ ༘ splatoon story : ꒱ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ───────────── .°୭̥ ❁ ˎˊ˗ - in which you're returning to the city was not fun. you were alone and cold, unexpected events happening around the city, to robberies and murder cases to rumor about you dating. having enough of gossip, you packed your bags and headed to inkopolis square ↷ ·˚ ༘ disclaimer : ꒱ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ───────────── .°୭̥ ❁ ˎˊ˗ (SEQUEL TO AN IDOL IN DISGUISE) -reader is female. though i'm not stopping you if you're male. -mild language -spelling mistakes will be there, please let me know if there's one. -you're 17 in this story. you were 16 in the last -i don't own splatoon, splatoon manga nor you ♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚☁️ :; ↳ started: january 12 2020 ◦ published: january 12 2020 ◦ completed: ©booyah

In the world of Inkopolis, squid kids and octo kids compete in war-like battles with turf for fun. Enjoying themselves, they live their lives trying to be the freshest on the block and showing off their sick skills. Word got out about an accident involving S4 member Aloha, S ranker Rider, and that one blue haired kid. Their teammates and friends meet up with them to see if they are alright, but something strange starts to happen. It's not just Aloha acting weird anymore, it's everyone. DISCLAIMER: This is a fanfiction of the Splatoon CoroCoro manga by Sankichi Hinodeya. I do not own these characters nor do I encourage the violent actions in this story. These events do not happen or relate to the real characters or the real manga. There is swearing, violence, gore, and minor head canons. Some events may be sensitive to some readers. Cover art created by the second writer. Second writer: @enperryart (wrote as Rider, Stealth Goggles, School Uniform, Gloves, Emperor, Eging Jr, N-Pacer, Squinja, Inkfall, Mask, Designer Headphones, School Asymmetry, and other minor characters in the Square.) (@PickledPlun wrote as Goggles, Aloha, Specs, Headphones, Bobble Hat, Snorkel, Octoglasses, Straw, Bamboo Hat, Skull, Prince, Full Moon Glasses, Jersey, Straps, Clip-ons, Half-Rimz, Army, Iromaki Rangers, Tennis Headband, School Short, School Long, School Bun, Clams Facemask, Knit Hat, Hockey, Hachi, Nana, Afro, Pony, Laceless, Backwards, Jungle Hat, Beanie, Cleats, and parts of characters listed above.) Setting and location descriptions vary between writers.

[The 'Why Can't I Just Die' rewritten fic finally arrives...] There's actually nothing wrong with being unhappy. You have to feel terrible, to feel terrific. The only problem is when you feel terrible all the time. This, Mask knows. Mask has lived with the S4 for a few years now. It's been tough. He's made sure to be a good roommate, made sure to take care of himself on occasion, and cause no problems. When Splatsville's new trainline cuts him off from his friends however, he's left to talk only with his roommates. Army, Aloha, and Skull. They're not the same childhood friends he usually goes through depressive episodes with, so it might just be the final straw... This, Mask knows. This, Mask doesn't share. This, Mask will fight alone. Or so he thinks. ___ Cover Art by Me CAUTION: There will be suicide Self Harm mentioned, just like in the original fic.