The Bullshit in Our Horoscopes
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  • Parts 25
  • Time 3h 56m
  • Reads 333
  • Votes 13
  • Parts 25
  • Time 3h 56m
Complete, First published Apr 22, 2020
A Pop Punk Parody Fanfiction: Book One

You've heard of The Fault in Our Stars, now be prepared for The Bullshit in Our Horoscopes. A pop punk romance where The Fault In Our Stars meets Warped Tour. Starring: As It Is, Set It Off, Waterparks, We The Kings, and more. I don't know why I originally wrote this, but now it is revised and sucks less. 

As It Is are about to go on the last full cross country run of Vans Warped Tour and, they could not be more excited. A whole summer spent playing shows and hanging with good friends in other bands. Patty Walters couldn't wait for this Summer, especially since he is so sure this is going to be his last Summer alive. Ronnie Ish decides to prove Patty wrong and show him why he should live life like there is no tomorrow while also having the energy to continue living another day. He goes on to prove why life is worth living and how you are never truly alone in this world, even if it means reliving painful parts from his past. Maybe life isn't so bad. 

A story of multiple adventures  filled with positivity and life's curveballs. Tour is something extraordinary and this year, 2018, will be one that they remember forever and always.
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