A sequel to the last story.

Steven Universe has had a decent life. An awesome older sister, 2 caring and wise aunts, and of course his great dad. He thinks everyone is his friend, and nothing can go wrong, right? Abso-fucking-lutely NOT! It all changes when he meets a certain girl, and she turns out to be as feisty as she looks. Will it be worth the trouble to even try to befriend her? Find out in this oldass 2019-old cringyass book!

" please, just have a laugh with me . " ✍︎︎ | DRAMATIXX © 2019

(AU where Steven doesn't move out and stays in Beach City after Steven Universe Future) You've lived in Beach City all your life. For 17 years you've witnessed weird gem stuff, and you've read about it on Ronaldo's dumb blog. You remember the toxic pink stuff killing the earth, the giant ladies in their hand ships, the... eyeball.. in the sky? You've seen it all. But, even with your tugging curiosity, you've stayed away from all that crazy stuff. I mean, you have a good life. Why would you risk that for a life of adventure and adrenaline... and space... and cool weapons... and fun and... You wanted to be a part of it so bad. ✨COMMENTS ENCOURAGED; they're fun and entertaining and i like feedback✨ Rankings: #1 Steven #1 Suf #1 Stevenuniverse #1 Stevenuniversefuture #1 Stevenxreader #1 Kevinxjamie

Steven And Spinel... absolute Enemies. But In Their Junior year of high school, Things change. •Again I'm so sorry if I don't spell things correctly •Everyone is Humans. ⚠️Warnings: •Suicidal thoughts and self harm •Smut will be included(I will put a warning before hand) •grammar won't be the best just telling you now •I don't have a specific schedule so updates will be a little weird •Lastly I hope you enjoy the book! ♥️ (I do not own these characters and I do not own these drawings!)

SPOILERS!!!!!! in the title

IMPORTANT NOTE: none of these are related! They are all different scenarios and aren't linked to each other at all unless hinted otherwise!! I've had these locked up for months because of my fear of my friends finding them and teasing me. I'm the only one currently obsessed with SU/lapidot and I don't want them to be weirded out over my current interest. It took some gut, but I decided to just suck it up and post them. Since they're one shots, it's instantly climatic with little to no build up. I've been writing one almost every week.

Welcome to my book of Pearl FanFiction!!! This Book will include Ships with Pearl, any ship really. The only ships I will not take as a request for NSFW is Pearl and Steven and Pearl and Mayor Dewey. I might to a Mother and Son with Steven thing and Pearl and Dewey just bonding as parents. But besides that other ships are fine. Oh! Btw if I do, do one with Pearl and a character than in Cannon Younger than 18 I will age them up. So it would be something that takes place further in the future. :)

When strangers are crammed into a lake house, there are bound to be relationships formed. But Peridot and Lapis didn't expect this.

Basically a bunch of one-shots hence the title. Many ships in this but mostly lapidot, rupphire, and pearlmethyst. ---------------- Published: December 17th, 2016 Finished: ---