Reality of Reality|goodguyfitz¹
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  • Reads 14,276
  • Votes 252
  • Parts 61
  • Time 55m
Complete, First published Jul 17, 2019
Mature
We have Calcium in our bones
       Iron in our veins
Carbon in our souls
    and Nitrogen in our brains
93% stardust
            with souls made of Flames
we are all just stars with people names

a goodguyfitz fanfiction

social media format (it's an experience)

this is one of the funniest books I've ever written, and it's only funny to me because I have those spicy dad jokes you hear

lowercase intended

updated when I feel like it (probably once a week at some point)

all credit @ me lol

t.w. mentions of violence, drugs, alcohol, and other mature themes. read at your own risk, babies. there's def gonna be smut this time, guys, but it won't be too bad, I promise. 

p.s.a. people like to give me and other writers shit about oc books. 
leave it alone. it's my work and I want to share it because I put time and effort into it. I'm not here to please every individual person. my style of writing is just different from yours. 

~negative comments will be deleted~
~don't dm your hate, you pussies~

highest rankings 
#71 out of 1.99K in #misfits
#91 out of 2.06K in #fitz
#4 out of 452 in #socialmediastory

reached 1K on 13/08/19
reached 2K on 20/09/19
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