Kyman. I actually do love this pairing, I've just had no luck coming up with any ideas till now. Kyle's Point of view.

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

"Who cares, Kyle? You left without saying goodbye, you can't just come back after six years and expect me to forgive you..." "For one, I ain't sayin you have to forgive me right away, Stan, Raven, or whateva the fuck your name is now. And two, it's not Kyle anymore. It's Kyley B." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Stan's super best friend, Kyle, suddenly picks up moves away, he left alone and depressed. It is now Jr. year of high school when Kyle comes back changed, but only wants to help his friend. What happens when these two restore their bond? Will it blossom into something beautiful? Or only crash and burn? =============================================== I don't own these characters. There will be yaoi, cussing, strong depressing themes, and nsfw.

five agonisingly long years Kyle has had to suffer without the love of his life. But now he's back , and a certain principal needs to be delt with. Will Kyle ever tell his crush the truth? Will he feel the same way? What will happen to pc? All of that and more! In my dumb story , lol All characters belong to owners of south park ^^ ~Includes Some Self Harm and Smut , I'm not sure yet ~ Art is my own ANYTHING THAT MAY SEEM OFFENCEIVE IS NOT MY PERSONAL OPINION , IM JUST TRYING TO WALK IN THE SHOES OF THE CHARACTERS ^^ ...don't hurt me

This story shows the life of Kyle, a 16 year old boy whose life is full of drinking, smoking, arguing with his parents and more. His life couldn't get any more bad until... a deal was put up where he has to 'fake date' cartman for a while. His enemy. Is he gonna be able to do it? read to find out. Their bond go from pure hatred to a deep emotional bond, where cartman helps Kyle through his struggles later on. Theo book also includes Stenny (Stan x Kenny) ⚠️ mention of smoking, drugs, alcohol addictions, SH (self harm). There will be a warning before if there is mention of any of these subjects. *all of them are 15-16 years old.* *cover art was made by me.* *I do not own any of the characters, they belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.*

Kyle was tired. Tired of his mom always forcing him to study and be smart. Tired of his dad forcing him to try sports even though Kyle is bad at them. Tired of Cartman being annoying. Tired of having to deal with all the homophobic comments thrown at him after he came out. Tired of being bullied for no reason what so ever other than the fact he was gay. But most importantly, he was tired of having one sided feelings of his Sbf. Stan. Every Time him and Wendy got in a fight or they broke up Stan always went to Kyle drunk. When Stan is drunk he always admits his feelings for Kyle by kissing him and making 'love' to him. Then the next day Stan pretended as if it didn't happen. That killed Kyle on the inside. Stan was the only one he felt like he could rely on in this world, but now he couldn't even do that. Kyle and Kenny were friends sure, but they weren't to close. Kenny noticed Kyles mental health declining over the last few months and honestly it frightened Kenny. but what happens when Kenny is out on patrol as Mysterion and he sees a familiar Figure smoking a Cigarette? (-) Disclaimers: None of the characters are mine All characters aged up, Kyle and them are all 16 and in their senior year of high school Smut will be included in this story

You and Kyle have been friends on internet for 3 months now but never showed eachother your faces or real names for privacy and stuffs , his online name is Kk so thats what you call him and he calls you either Dumbass or Uni , why ? because it was your username on Roblox where you guys met (unicorn something something yk). But you tell eachother EVERYTHING like you guys are very close now . But sadly you have to move and you will go to a very small city called South Park in Colorado. Who knows maybe you'll meet new people for your senior year there?... You and Kyle are 18 in this story like almost everyone else in the high school . You are in twelve grade/senior . Also this is a female y/n. I'll probably make gender neutral or male fanfictions later in the future but it is easier for me to make a female y/n since I am only a beginner writer and don't know much about other gender fanfictions or povs . (Idk if it made sense but yeah 😭) I will probably mostly use first person pov for the story because it is easier for me to write as. Also a small reminder that I am not originally English so I am maybe going to make grammar mistakes and others. I do NOT own south park obviously. And I only own the fanfiction.

Sorry if this fic sucks Cartmans balls I'm not that good at writing XD try to enjoy anyways~~

I've read to many, so I'll make one The pic is also made by me

Just a PS I still actively check and interact with this story, I love reading comments<3 Top 5 ratings: #1 in #stanxkyle 5/13/2024 #5 in #southpark 5/13/2024 #3 in #bebestevens 5/19/2024 #5 in #kylexstan 6/30/2024 #4 in #wendytestaburger 7/11/2024 #3 in #wendytestaburger 8/28/2024 Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Eric are l currently 14-15 and they are freshmen in high school. Of course after all the crazy shit that happened in 8th grade they were a bit apprehensive about starting high-school but it ended up not being that bad. It dosnt help that Stan and Wendy have been in a on and off toxic relation ship since like 7th grade though. That is until one day when Stan finds out Wendy is cheating on him. Then he makes a huge "mistake" that's going to change everything. Also as if recent something has been off with Kenny and Butters but nobody is sure what exactly is up with them. They just keep acting...weird. But that doesn't matter because everyone is so confused about everything and it's all fucking chaos. WARNING: mentions of sexual assault, sexual assault, clearly a lot of swearing, drinking, pretty much typical South-park shit. There will be lots of errors in logic and mistakes but its a fanfic so get over it. Also if you don't like it and feel the need to be an asshole go right ahead cause the comments and reads help, tysm :) Almost 29k reads whaaattt😱