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Martha and Betty

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Reads 309
Votes 84
Parts 13
Time 42m

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"PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON, HO!" Martha yelled at Betty. 

"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, BITCH!" Betty screamed running off. 

"STOP! PUT YOUR HAND IN THE AIR!" The police screamed. 

"AND WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!" Martha and Betty yelled in unison. 

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THEYRE OLD, BOLD, AND READY TO.... break out of jail? And quite possibly break a hip too!All Rights Reserved

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