Saltii Stories

Mephone had gone on to season three, leaving most of the season two contestants at Hotel OJ. Trophy and Cheesy, who used to be enemies, finally meet. They become friends...

Welcome to the life of a teenager - she's loud, rambunctious, and most likely failing her classes. Microphone has always wanted to play in a band, on a stage where bill...

Pepper is head over heels for Salt, but she can't seem to win over the girl's heart no matter what. Her eyes are set on OJ, but with a recent dilemma that's got Salt que...

It's a halloween party at the hotel and objects are getting "little" brunk. Two of these object are Salt and Pepper. After party ended everyone had go back to...

(This takes place in hotel OJ and is a Salt x Pepper fic. If you don't like Salt x Pepper then leave.) *CONTAINS SMUT/LEMON* Oj doesn't want anybody to steal anything fr...

I have a lot of ideas in my brain but no wAy to put 'em on paper so I had a idea why not have other people use my ideas so basically that's what this book is for feel fr...

(ALL SPELLING MISTAKES ARE INTENTIONAL BECAUSE IT'S CANON MEPHONE HAS A HARD TIME SPELLING!!/nm) Season 3 is over and Season 2 has concluded, and everything is as normal...

OJ has a crush on Paper, but there's one problem... he can't ever confess!

basically k-12 but inanimate insanity (watch the original film on yt by melanie martinez)

let's try writing again. if the first chapter gets decent attention I'll keep on :) this came to me in a dream (/srs) One-sided Saltpep (for a while...) ------⚠️❗⚠️❗⚠️❗W...

Made in August of 2022. Taco is an alien, so are Yin and Yang. When I first watched II2 I saw her sharp teeth and related sharp teeth to aliens. Yang also has sharp teet...

Word Count est. 20k ~ 16 objects wake up on an unknown island, forced to participate in a death game at the hands of some unseen antagonist. A meeple creation stands by...

I know Season 3 isn't done yet but I have so many ideas for a new season so I made this

Ever wonder about the more personal things in Inanimate Insanity character's lives? Well, here you can learn about them! :) *Author of Picture Perfect!*

One day, it was just a normal day at hotel oj. It was peaceful like it normally was. But something felt off. Everyone was acting strange and people kept disappearing, ev...

Test Tube's experiment has gone wrong and Multiple people have been transported to an alternate reality where Inanimate Insanity never happened

In a soulmate AU where you're given a pet who acts a lot like your soulmate, Test Tube's white Persian cat is puking. Placeholder cover.

still hangin onto this 😭🙏

Salt, known as the Drama Queen, lives in a hotel called Hotel OJ on the island. Everybody knows Salt's personality, right? Several days later, Oj bought an antique mirro...

Paper and OJ weren't picked for season two. Yet, that didn't upset them in the slightest. They're best friends! They don't need that dumb show, they have each other. As...