Sarcastic comebacks

Sarcastic comebacks

Comebacks and insults

Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....

Awesome Comebacks and Insults!

For those annoying ass motherfuckers that need to learn how to shut their mouth. Vote and Comment please :) Enjoy! :) ~ FarahTariqx WARNING// Please do not read if you're easily offended. Some of the content is really mean but that's kind of the point.

Dirty pick up lines

1: I have not done this 2:these only work on hot dumb people 3:don't judge me I'm only ten with a dirty mind

Depression quotes :c

Depression quotes.

Weirdly Sarcastic

Remember that one book of whatever the fucks? Well guess what, it's back! It's even less funnier than before with a not so clever title because the words from the title of the other book was just switched to make the title for this book! So yeah, enjoy all the terrible jokes, puns and everything else, straight from...

Sarcastically Smart

"...No I'm practicing how to die..." "...I'm sorry, but I didn't know I wake up so I can impress you..." "...I was attacking the floor!..." "...Sorry my shower wasn't working so I came and decided to shower in the rain..." "...Say what now?..." Ellie Carbuckle is a random and a little stupid. She doesn't know how to m...