When po the youngest of the Teletubbies gets bored of life in teletubbyland and runs away. She visits the outside world and meets a mysterious singer called Harry and thing get interesting.
gertrude the vampire sets out to get revenge on evil centaur puppy-stepper vampire-slayer justin norris.
Everyone knows Hermione Granger, the one that's best friends with the famous Harry Potter, knows nearly every spell, and is considered the princess of Gryffindor. Know she had a twin? No. Well that's me, Jemma Granger, the other twin no one knew about, the one that always got into trouble, the one that was best friend...
A story of two unlikely lovers, fighting for love but.... Somethings in the way.
