PRETTY VENOM, CORPSE HUSBAND ✓

By corpsewitches

1.6M 58.6K 44K

❝ i wouldn't change anything about us. ❞ corpse husband & original female character. social media fic... More

.· . 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗬 𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗠
act one .· .
𝙞 ── refresh the page
𝙞𝙞 ── baby!
𝙞𝙞𝙞 ── snitches get stitches
𝙞𝙫 ── sexy voice husband man
𝙫 ── tldr
𝙫𝙞 ── play voice message
𝙫𝙞𝙞 ── AYO THERE AINT NOBODY HOME
𝙫𝙞𝙞𝙞 ── okay liar
𝙞𝙭 ── whole ass roisin stannie
𝙭 ── simp :)
𝙭𝙞 ── the kiss of death
𝙭𝙞𝙞 ── for the bit...?
𝙭𝙞𝙞𝙞 ── tactical exits
𝙭𝙞𝙫 ── absolutely love you hanging up on me
𝙭𝙫 ── guys, does my ass look fat in these khakis?
𝙭𝙫𝙞𝙞 ── bitter gulps
𝙭𝙫𝙞𝙞𝙞 ── who's olyvia?
act 𝙞𝙞 ────── talk me down
𝙭𝙞𝙭 ── dangerously manic
𝙭𝙭 ── me vs fleeing the country
𝙭𝙭𝙞 ── littlerose protection squad
𝙭𝙭𝙞𝙞 ── i want to h*ld your h*nd
𝙭𝙭𝙞𝙞𝙞 ── the wifi is FUCKED
𝙭𝙭𝙭𝙞𝙫 ── hello :)
𝙭𝙭𝙫 ── cuddle!
𝙭𝙭𝙫𝙞 ── imogen boyd have some fucking decorum challenge
𝙭𝙭𝙫𝙞𝙞 ── thanks brother
𝙭𝙭𝙫𝙞𝙞𝙞 ── la is the land of dreams
𝙭𝙭𝙞𝙭 ── rorpse, ready to kill
𝙭𝙭𝙭 ── like old times
𝙭𝙭𝙭𝙞 ── she's a toxic bitch
𝙭𝙭𝙭𝙞𝙞 ── CORPSE I'M FUCKING REELING
𝙭𝙭𝙭𝙞𝙞𝙞 ── w for win?
𝙭𝙭𝙭𝙞𝙫 ── i think they figured us out
𝙭𝙭𝙭𝙫 ── sweetheart, you're no fun.
𝙭𝙭𝙭𝙫𝙞 ── i owe evelien ten bucks...
𝙭𝙭𝙭𝙫𝙞𝙞 ── i hate surprises
𝙭𝙭𝙭𝙫𝙞𝙞𝙞 ── good chaos
𝙭𝙭𝙭𝙞𝙭 ── not right now
𝙭𝙡 ── not to simp on main, but i'm simping on main
𝙭𝙡𝙞 ── he won't find out
𝙭𝙡𝙞𝙞 ── out of the woods
act 𝙞𝙞𝙞 ────── the other side
𝙭𝙡𝙞𝙞𝙞 ── hands<333333333
𝙭𝙡𝙞𝙫 ── i hate you because you're beautiful!
𝙭𝙡𝙫 ── the boy and the girl
𝙭𝙡𝙫𝙞 ── agoraphobic
𝙭𝙡𝙫𝙞𝙞 ── the fallout
𝙭𝙡𝙫𝙞𝙞𝙞 ── spanner in the works
𝙭𝙡𝙞𝙭 ── ily
𝙡 ── this is cyberbullying
𝙡𝙞 ── TRAP THE BOY
𝙡𝙞𝙞 ── is that what you think?
𝙡𝙞𝙞𝙞 ── you, you, you
𝙡𝙞𝙫 ── the brightest star
⠀EPILOGUE.
⋆。˚ the big move

𝙭𝙫𝙞 ── eleven person among us

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By corpsewitches












𝙘hapter 𝙨ixteen
❛⠀eleven person among us⠀❜













messages between
→ frankie and roisin


















frankie
hey ro
do you have a second?

roisin
i guess so

frankie
i wanted to apologise
for what i said about us having to baby you and overall being a shitty person
imane told me that i have to stop giving my opinions when no one asked for them and i understand now what i did wrong

roisin
oh
thanks, frankie
i was pretty hurt by what you said and i kinda wanna know why you said it??

frankie
just because of what happened with ollie and how i saw every single stage you went through
i was with you before, during and after and i saw how BAD you took it and i can't see that happen again
i know it was harsh but i thought that was the only way i could get through to you like how severe the situation is

roisin
but it isn't severe, frankie
not even a little

frankie
you almost died before, and you'd have the risk of alcohol in the house again? for the aesthetic?

roisin
if you're just going to keep criticising me, you can leave me be
i have someone i need to talk to

frankie
i'm sorry. i'm sorry, i am
i don't know when to shut up and i'm sorry
i'm just so worried for you
you're like my sister

roisin
alright frank
you're on the up n up but you just have to be more careful about what you say

frankie
i will. promise

roisin
i love you

frankie
i love you

































messages between
→ sean and roseen


















roseen
what is up gamer
how are you doing gamer

sean
Hello gamer
I'm good gamer how are you?

roseen
i'm
yes 😃
frankie just texted and apologised for being a bitch. remember i told you when you came over??

sean
Of course I live for the drama

roseen
she apologised and basically said it's was because she's protective of me
because of what happened with oll*e

sean
It makes sense, but she didn't have to be so cruel about it

roseen
bet
she just feels very very different lately, even poki said that, too
i really don't know what's going on with her but i wish she ~ wouldn't ~

sean
Hey I have something that'll cheer you up

roseen
you've ordered me a pizza and it's on the way right now
like it's seconds away
omg i can almost smell it...

sean
No
It's more in the Corpse sector

roseen
suddenly i cant read

sean
RO
ITS GOOD

roseen
big brother of mine i do not need anyone else telling me anything about how corpse likes me and i like him and blah blah blah
i cant

sean
Why not?
It's very confusing to me
If you know how you both feel, why don't you tell him?

roseen
sean the last time i was in a relationship. you know what happened
and i KNOW that corpse isn't like that but i'm, what the youths would call FUCKING SCARED

sean
Ro you need to stop thinking so much
Like actually shut up 🤗

roseen
wtf

sean
Just call him and tell him how you feel
You know he likes you back, like, as a fact
HE doesn't think YOU like HIM

roseen
no what??? are you kidding????
wait actually does he actually not know

sean
Roisin he thinks you don't like him
You thought he knew?

roseen
YES I DID

sean
YOU'RE SO DUMB
ROISIN YOU'RE TWENTY-FIVE YOU SHOULDN'T BE THIS STUPID

roseen
IM SO MENTALLY FUCKED
WHAT DO I DO

sean
TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL

roseen
sean
sean
sean
he just went live
bap bap renegade

sean
Ro... I'm playing among us with him

roseen
how do i tell him without throwing his entire stream but also by letting him know because i have to let him know
IM SO CRUEL
i thought he knew that's why i was dragging it out for so long
sean????

sean
Go hang out in his chat and just see how things play out
You can tell him after

roisin
okay
alright okay i will
is this happening rn
i am in a fever dream of my own making
love you stinker boy

sean
love you more stinker sister




































lounging in bed, baby stretched across her chest, ROISIN MCLOUGHLIN took the mac book from beside her after laying her phone down. it took a second or two for her to open youtube, and even less time for her to navigate to corpse's livestream. she saw that they had a full group, including the one and only james charles. humming in appreciation, she turned up the volume and sat happily in the chat, sending out a quick smiley face. he was sat in the lobby with everyone else, mic muted as he talked to the chat. however, as soon as he saw rose's username, he seemed to perk up.

"rosie is in the chat- hi, rosie! how are you?" he asked genuinely, ignoring the conversation on discord in favour of her response. she had replied within a second, something that had the chat screaming. 'it would be better if i was with you.' it was blatant flirting, the only way roisin knew how. but he took it as their outgoing joke, and she let out a rough sigh.

"hey, hey guys, rosie's in chat. she's watching the stream." corpse said happily to the group who were waiting for felix to rejoin.

"hey, ro!" poki yelled first, followed quickly by a response from rae and sean. james charles was next to speak, and it warmed her heart. "hey, irish sister! your skin is flawless. every time i see you i just want to do your makeup. is that weird?"

"that's a little weird." charlie chuckled, and sykkuno hummed.

"no! she has great eyes for-for eyeliner. oh my god, i'm digging myself a bigger hole, aren't i?" james sighed.

she laughed and typed her response in chat. corpse happily relayed it for her. "she says next time she's in america, you can absolutely do her makeup."

"oh, yay! that's so fun!"

"we can start now. did i hear that roisin is here?" felix asked, a shuffling coming from his mic.

"she's in corpse's chat, she's not in the call."

"uh, why? she can just chill with us." felix suggested. "her and corpse can be, like, a team."

"i don't see why not." sykkuno said softly.

"but she could cheat!" toast said.

"no, no she wouldn't." sean laughed. "she wouldn't ruin it like that, she's up for a bit of fun."

"rosie, if you heard that, join the discord call."

she did as she was asked, opening the app on her laptop and scrolling through her severs until she found their gaming server, joining the active call. "hey hey, losers. eleven person among us, sounds great."

"so how is this going to work? like... with ro here?"

"i'll watch corpse's stream and basically just play with him. we'll figure it out." roisin laughed. "i can text him when we're muted. speaking of, love," she got close to her mic and said, "check your messages."

"jesus, ro." charlie hissed at the loud volume, and many others complained. most of them were laughing, though, but it did little to soothe her racing heart.

"you're literally chaos incarnate, rosie." corpse laughed as he picked up his phone, checking his messages.












messages between
→ corpsie and rosie






rosie
poki told me this thing about you a while back
something that was telephoned through many a person, starting with dave
going through felix and sean.. who told poki to tell me

corpsie
I'm following, but only if I think you're talking about what you're talking about
Also if it is what I think it is, dave can't keep his fucking mouth shut:)

rosie
well i'm glad he didn't. for the record

corpsie
????

rosie
i feel the same way ::)))))))

corpsie
Roisin.
The thing i asked you if poki told you and you said no?

rosie
so you hung up on me??
the very same

corpse
and you feel the same thing?????!!?!??!

rosie
YES

corpse
rosie.

rosie
:D
pay attention. we're imposter













ROISIN swiftly covered her face with her hand. what had she done? something stupid, she was sure, but she felt no remorse for it. none at all. maybe it wasn't the smoothest of ways to confess her feelings, but it had to be done. and it's not like she had much time - they were live on stream and had an audience to cater to.

"oh, my god." corpse said, forgetting to mute. "rosie... god. fuck."

"mute, mute!!" rae quickly cut in.

"oh, shit, sorry."

roisin laughed to herself, making the purring cat on her chest shuffle. she could barely believe the past two minutes, barely believe what she had told him. but she was in a state of bliss that nothing could ruin.

until the one thing she dreaded the most popped up, and she felt her soaring heart plummet to her feet.

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