WHAAATTT???? AN UPDATE??? BUT HALOWEN, YOU WERE SILENT, NOT EVEN BOTHERING WITH YOUR STORY FOR, LIKE, A FEW WEEKS.
Well, I can explain that.
No, no I can't. I only have an excuse for one week. And that was the week that I had to take home a damned robot baby for Child Developement.
I almost killed her about eleven times. A mojority of that time was with my pocket knife.
Her name was Lacie, short for Little Ass-Kicker. Bitch, she was fucking evil.
So if you haven't noticed, I curse...a lot.
But that should be obvious, considering how much I make Butch and Kaoru/Buttercup curse.
And also becuase it's the nineteenth chapter, which means it is far into the story.
Yeah, if you haven't figured that one out, I am very sorry for your slow brain.
I also like to make fun of people. But in the funny way, as to where I don't get in trouble by any teachers.
.................................Yeah, I have no idea how to end this author's notes........WAIT, THIS BOOK HAS JUST GOT OVER ONE HUNDRED VOTES, AND IF IT WERE POSSIBLE, I'D MARRY YOU ALL
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Butch's POV
Okay, so listen to what I have to say right now.
It's currently Monday, I'm sitting at a lunch table with my brothers, and the girls, and everyone thinks that an earthquake happened on Friday afternoon.
An earthquake. You have got be kidding me.
"Can you believe that earthquake? None of the scientists were able to predict it! But I'm just glad it didn't do any major damages, and that no one was hurt," Miyako said next to Boomer, who was playing along.
We were all forced to play along.
"Yeah! I mean, if someone were to get hurt, uh, that would be a big no-no! Ha ha," Boomer said awkwardly to Miyako.
I made a mental note to kick his ass later.
"Is Boomer acting weird?" Kaoru said and glared at my blonde brother.
"No, he's always an idiot," I sighed and rested my hand on my palm.
I don't know how some buildings were destroyed, since there was no actual earthquake, but I'm just sad that none of the schools had any damages.
"What's up with you?" Kaoru said and cocked her head to the side.
"Nothing, why, you have a problem with my face?" I put on a cocky smile with my hand on my chin.
"Yes," she said bluntly.
"Jeez, you're hard to please," I grumbled.
"What?! What did you just say?" Kaoru's face went red with embarrassment.
What is she embarrassed for?
"Nothing. Hey, wait a second, Brick, Boomer, weren't you guys supposed to pay me back my thirty bucks last Friday?" I glared at both of them as they shrunk in their seats.
"I think I just heard the devil...." Boomer said.
"The devil? You'er underestimating him," Brick looked like he was trying to go under the table.
I kicked his knee under the table.
"Ow! Crap! What was that for?" He said and clutched his knee.
"What are you talking about?" I asked him.
"Kaoru! I know you saw him kick me! Tell him off or something!" He glared at Kaoru.
"What? Why me? Aren't you the oldest brother or something? You scold him! It's not my job!" she said defensivley.
"So? You're the only one he listens ot when it comes to these kind of things!" Brick said.
My face flushed while Kaoru went red.
It seemed we both decided to stay as quiet as we can for the time being.
"Look at what you did!" Momoko blamed Brick for our red faces. While Kaoru was busy trying to hide her face, Momoko stole a cake from Kaoru's lunch box and scarfed it down.
I bent my head down so that no one else would notice my face.
"Butch, there's no point in hiding, your ears are red, too," Boomer laughed.
"Okay, It's time to murder someone," I stood up, slammed my hands down on the table and glared at my brothers.
"Okay, yep, time to go," Brick immediately grabbed Momoko's arm and walked away.
"Miyako! I left some meatloaf in the mess of my locker, come help me find it before I get killed!," Boomer dragged Miyako away from the table in the complete opposite direction of his locker.
"Wow, you scared them away fast," Kaoru commented.
"It's my specialty," I laughed and sat back down.
Kaoru smiled and shook her head in a dissaproving manner.
"Oh, wait, I've been wanting to ask you something," I recalled what Buttercup had told me on Friday when we were in that other dimension.
"What is it?" she rested her cheek on her fist and stared at me.
"Did you know the Poweruff Girls go to this school? Do you wanna help me find out their secret identity?" I gave another cocky smile.
"W-What? Why-How do you know that?" she tried to back away from me with a surprised look on her face.
"What's wrong with you? Why are you acting like-Oh, I get it. You already know their secret identity, don't you?" I teased.
"Ha! No! Why, and how would I know their secret identities? You'd have to be, I don't know, a genius, or something," she narrowed her eyes at me.
"A genius? So, then, like Momoko? You're right! We should go ask her!" I stood up and faced the direction that Momoko and Brick ran off in.
"Why do you want to know their secret identity so much?" she said and grabbed my arm before I walked off.
Well, I can't just tell her that I suspect her of being a Puff, so I'll just have to come up with something.
"Who doesn't want to know it? I could get a lot of money if I could find their secret identities out, then sell it to a news station or something," I said with another cocky smile.
I seem to be smiling a lot today.
"You greedy pig," she huffed and let me go.
"Do I sense a problem in the air?" I narrowed my eyes at her. She glared at me.
"I don't know. Do I sense a Bastard in front of me?" she said. I sat back down at the lunch table.
"Jeez, and I thought we were getting along so well," I rolled my eyes and groaned.
"What's your problem?" she scowled. I shrugged.
"Just felt like getting people mad today," I sighed.
I really have to stop acting like I'm constantly on my period.
Boomer's POV
I was running away from the lunch table holding Miyako's hand. We ended up in a random hallway.
"Uh, Boomer? I don't remember your locker being in this hallway. In fact, I think it was at the other end of the school," Miyako stepped in front of me.
"Sh, Miyako. Butch says I should be careful when I concentrate really hard, or else I could brake one of my bones," I said and closed my eyes.
Wait, what was I thinking about again?
"You do know he was just being mean when he said that, right?" she gave me a saddened look.
It felt like my heart was being ripped in two.
"Y-You're right, of course. He was just being mean," I said and smiled shyly.
"Right, so what do we do now?" she asked me and smiled.
"Wait, what? Oh, I, uh, have no idea," I scratched the back of my head.
I made a mental note in my head to start thinking more. Too bad that I'll forget it in, like, five seconds.
"Didn't you say you had meatloaf in your locker? Were you being serious, or were you just trying to think of a good excuse to leave the others?" she said and laughed like an angel.
Wait, what was I thinking about again?
Oh, right, to start thinking more.
Yeah, I totally failed.
"Will you marry me?" I said and gave a dumb laugh.
"What!?" her eyes widened as she backed away from me slowly.
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..............What the hell did I just get myself into?
"What? All I said was 'Will you carry me', there's nothing to be upset by anything. I'm just lazy," I laughed.
Nice save, you dumbass. Now she hates you even more.
"Boomer? Are you feeling alright? Do you have a fever?" she ran up to me and put her hand on my forehead.
Was I just blushing really badly, or do I actually have a fever?
"Oh! Um, n-no, I'm fine!" I backed away from her before she could make my face turn a deeper shade of red.
"No! You're sick! You're burning up! I have to take you to the Nurses' Office right away!" she grabbed my hand and dragged me to a different hallway.
I'm actually sick? How come I don't feel sick? She doesn't have to- My thoughts were interrupted by the sudden need to sneeze.
"Achoo!" I covered my face with my elbow so I didn't sneeze on Miyako.
How did I get sick? How am I supposed to fight the Powerpunk Girls like this?
"Nurse! I think Boomer has a fever!" Miyako yelled immediately once we walked through the door. And just as I suspected, it smelled like a hospital.
"Okay, let me have a look at him," The nurse held her hand on my forehead. She made seemed to have made a mental note to herself and went to her desk. She pulled out a paper-thin thermometer and told me to open my mouth.
"Great, now close your mouth and wait a few seconds," She said.
"Boomer, why did you tell me you were sick?" Miyako mixed her words with a sigh.
"I'm sorry," I mumbled. How was I supposed to tell her if I didn't know myself?
"Okay, let me see it," the nurse took the thermometer out of my mouth and checked it.
"Oh, it looks like you do have a fever. It's best if you go home. I'll call your parents and-"
"You don't have to. My parents are busy with work, so calling them would be bad. I'll walk home, it's not that far away," I laughed nervously.
"A-Are you sure?," she asked before I nodded my head like crazy, "Okay, then. Get home. I'll write a note to your next hour. I'll have Miyako send it for me," she rushed us out of her office. I looked at a nearby clock hanging on the hallway wall to check what time it was.
We had about ten minutes before school started, so I'll use this time to my advantage before Miyako has to go to class.
"Miyako, will you walk with me outside of school?" I asked her. She smiled and nodded.
We walked out to the front of the school building. Then I started sneezing like crazy. My stomach hurt like hell, and I instantly got a headache.
"Boomer, are you sure you can get hone by yourself?" Miyako said with worry in her eyes.
"Yeah, but, um, I know this isn't the time to ask, but once I get better, will you go on another date with me?" I said quietly. My face was blushing madly all the way to my ears.
"Eh? What do you say? I couldn't hear you," Miyako leaned closer to me.
Is she really going to make me repeat it?
"I, uh, said, once I get better, will you go on another date with me?" I barely managed to speak and have it sound human.
"You want to go on another date? You could've said that earlier! Of course I'll go with you!" She gave me a big smile. If it were possible, my face turned more red.
"B-Boomer, I think you should hurry home, it looks like your fever is worsening," Miyako studied my face carefully.
"Uh, right! Bye!" I waved and ran off. The instant I was out of sight of the school, I clutched my stomach. It felt as if I was going to puke.
I groaned at the pain in my stomach.
How do you treat the fever? I'll ask Brick and Butch when they get home from school.
I started running again, even faster than before.
All this running is making it worse...Then I remembered Miyako's smiling face when I asked her to go on another date with me.
OH MY GAWD, I FEEL LIKE I COULD RUN A MARATHON.
Brick's POV
I walked off with Momoko before Butch could kill me.
Boomer should have really thought about it some more before he made me steal money from Butch.
But I was the idiot who went along with it.
"Where are we going?" Momoko asked me. I shrugged.
"I have no idea, but since I have no clue where we are, I vote we go in that direction," I pointed to a hallway on our left and dragged her to it.
"Are you lost? Did you get me lost? I haven't been in this hall before. Wait, Brick! We're lost!" Momoko yelled at me.
"No, we are not lost, I'm just exploring a little," I said while searching the hallway for any clear indicator of where we are.
"How come nobody else is in this hallway? All the classes are empty!" Momoko said, looking through all of the door windows of each class.
"Relax, it's not like we are lost. Besides, you have me to comfort you,"! I grinned, getting closer to Momoko.
"That just makes everything worse!" she screamed, running away from me. I fell on my knees, hoping that what she just said was my imagination.
"How could you be so cruel?" My heart was ripped in two, while Momoko kept stomping on it as if it were a cake with no good flavors.
"C'mon, if we just go back the way we came, then none of this will matter!" Momoko grabbed the back of my shirt and dragged me into a different hallway.
"Life doesn't matter anymore..." I muttered as I silently cried to myself.
"Brick! You got us lost!" Momoko scolded me.
"No I didn't. Just go back the way we came from. Isn't that what we're doing now?" I mixed my words with a depressed sigh.
Am I really that terrible of a person? So much so, that she doesn't want to be with me? Where did all my flirting go wrong? I know I have a weird sense of humor, but she didn't have to deny me so openly like that.
"This isn't the same hallway! Let's go back the other way!" She turned us around and dragged me in the opposite direction we were just heading towards.
"Leave me be, and save yourself, Momoko," I groaned as she tightened her grip around my shirt.
"No! You're coming with me, so stop talking like we're about to-AH!" Momoko stopped talking to suddenly scream out of nowhere.
"Momoko! What is it?" I turned around and saw fog coming out from the end of the hall. There were two black figures limping towards us.
"Wha-What the hell is going on?" I stepped protectively in front of Momoko.
"We...want...it...back..." One of the figures groaned. It seemed that the one who spoke was a girl. The figure next to her was much taller.
"What-Brick! Do something!" Momoko clung onto the back of my shirt. In any other situation, I would've called this romantic.
But it looked like we were about to be killed by some ghosts.
"Give...it...back...." The taller figure came closer to us. They were only a mere five meters away now.
"M-Momoko, what do we do?" I said while back away.
"You...stole...it...." The girl muttered.
"We'll....get...you...for...this..." The guy moaned.
"Momoko, did you steal anything from them?" I said, pushing Momoko farther away.
"No! The only thing I stole today was Kaoru's cake!" She admitted.
"Yeah, I stole Butch's money, but I don't-" I stopped talking once I realized what was going on.
"Butch! What the hell are you doing?!" I yelled, stomping towards the dark figures.
"Butch...I don't...know who...he is...His...name...is...sexy, though...." The taller figure groaned like a zombie.
The shorter figure hit the taller figure.
"Dumbass! You just gave us!" Kaoru hissed.
"It wasn't my fault! He was the one who figured it out!" Butch defended himself.
So, if the two figures are Butch and Kaoru, can someone please explain to me how the hell they ended up with a fog machine?
"Kaoru! You are going to pay for this!" Momoko ran up to Kaoru and started hitting her arm.
"Hey! Stop that! Momoko!" Kaoru said, running in my direction to keep Momoko from hitting her.
Kaoru grabbed my shoulders and pushed me in front of her.
"If you're going to beat someone up, then make it Brick! He's the one who got you guys lost!" Koaru said while Momoko constantly hit my chest.
"Uh, Butch? What is going on here?" I asked as Butch came out of the fog.
"Well, I needed to get you back for not giving me my money on Friday, and Kaoru noticed how Momoko ate her cake during lunch, so we decided to team up and scare the crap out of you," He shrugged as if it were no big deal.
"That's all wonderful, so could you get the red-head off of me before her punches start to tickle?" I asked sarcastically.
Butch gave a big sigh and picked Momoko up by her arms. She kicked and squirmed to get out of his grasp when he set her down beside Kaoru. Momoko then started hitting Koaru again.
"Do you think she believes in ghosts?" I asked him.
"Don't know, but from the way you reacted, it looked like you did," he laughed.
"Yeah, well, I think you went overboard with the whole scaring thing, so I'll have to get you back," I smiled, dreaming of the day I actually get to prank Butch.
"Oh, by the way, how did you get the fog machine?" I asked him.
He shrugged again, "I stole it from the Drama room. I think I'll keep it for a while," He noted.
"Great, now can you tell us where we are? Momoko and I got lost, so..."
"Shit. Koaru, do you know where we are?" He asked Koaru.
"What? I thought you had a map! Butch, I'm going ot kill you!" Koaru said, chasing Butch in circles with Momoko still trying to beat the crap out of Kaoru.
"We really are lost, aren't we?" I groaned as I sat down in the middle of the hallway.
"Stay away from me, Satan's Mistress!" Butch yelled as he ran away from Kaoru.
"Stand still so I can kick your ass!" Kaoru chased after him.
"Kaoru! I'm still not done beating the crap out of you!" Momoko tried to grab into Kaoru's clothes.
This day just keeps on getting worse and worse.
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Ha ha! I finally updated!!! It took me three weeks to write this, but at least it wasn't a month! Yeah, I'll make sure that won't ever happen again, sorry.......
So, there might be a lot of mistakes, at least, more than usual. I didn't proof read, so there's a very good chance that I made a mistake. I usually proof read as I write along the chapter, but I was(and still am) too lazy to do that.....yeah....sorry.....
Anyway....I HAVE OVER FIVE THOUSAND READS!!!!!!!!Ha ha, I just love to say how many reads I have. :3 (It originally said over Four thousand reads, but I've been too lazy to update, so it went from four thousad to five thousand in the time I didn't update)