( A DREAM )
"Let's make babies," said Seb.
"WHAT?" I stared at him with wide eyes.
"Yes.. let's make a lot of babies." Seb slapped his hands together. "So many babies that my dad will have no choice, but for me not to get married."
"You're crazy.." I breathed still staring at Seb. "Are you mad?"
"He might be!" screamed a familiar voice. "But I am.." Kingsley came out of nowhere. He was wearing no shirt (which was nice) smirking like the jerk he was.
"If your not Jacob black then I suppose you put on a shirt, ugh." I rolled my eyes at Kingsley with disgust.
"I know you like this," Kingley touched his abs.
"Yeah who doesn't," I crooned sarcastically.
"What are you doing here Kingsley!" Seb hissed.
"Taking what's mine," Kingsley took my hand by force.
"She's mine!" Seb ordered taking a step forward.
"You won't have her!" Kingsley picked me up and threw me on his shoulder.
"HEY!" I shouted squirming. "Put me down!"
"KINGSLEY PUT HER DOWN OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!" Seb took out a gun.
"Oh yeah?" Kingsley put me down slowly. "You think you're so cool with a gun."
"This is payback for shooting me," Seb spoke through clenched teeth.
"I don't mind doing it again," Kingsley took out a gun and aimed it at Seb.
"You two!" I gasped. "Stop it."
"Nirvana!" Seb shouted, but kept his eyes on Kingsley. "Pick!"
"Pick what?" I stared at both of them.
"Pick or one of us will die." Kingsley clicked the top of his gun.
"What the hell are you two talking about?" I whispered paling a little.
"PICK!" they both said at the same time.
"I.."
"NIRVANA I BEESECH YOU!" rumbled a voice. Turning around the large jar wobbled its way behind towards me with a red cape around it.
"What the?" Seb swore.
"If I'm high right now this is the most trippiest thing I have ever seen." Kingsley's eyes went wide.
"Nirvana.." whispered the jar. "I have something to tell you.."
"What is it?" I frowned at the jar.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" shouted Kingsley shooting 3 rounds at the jar.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted the jar as it exploded into glass.
"Dude..." I put a hand on my mouth. "You killed the jar."
"Woop de freaking do, I just saved the recycling company some time." Kingsley rolled his eyes. "Now pick or-"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" cried a voice. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FATHER!" whimpered the enormous pickle running towards his shattered father.
"It was a blasted jar," Kingsley snorted.
"YOU KILLED MY FATHER!" cried the pickle crying pickle juice. "NOW WHERE WILL I SLEEP?"
"You sleep inside your father?" Seb stared at the pickle.
"That's so wrong.." Kingsley nodded his head from side to side.
"He was so kind.." sniffed the pickle. "SO...UNCOMFORTABLE AND HARD!" the pickle slowly picked up the glass peices sobbing.
"That sounded wrong in so many ways..." I murmured.
"NIRVANA!" Kingsley snapped. "PICK!"
"Yeah Nirvana pick," Seb muttered.
"PICK!"
"Pick."
"PICK!"
"PICK!"
"PICK!"
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"MERCURY!" shouted Tessa.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I shouted falling off my bed. "Ugh!" I groaned as I hit the floor.
"YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE!" she screamed outside my door. "GET THE HELL UP!"
"Alright.." I muttered rubbing my forehead. "I'm up women, jesus." I yawned scratching my stomach.
"Damn," I rubbed my eye. "Did I just dream about Seb and Kingsley?" I murmured walking over to my washroom.
"Oh god, oh god does that mean I had a wet dream?" I muttered to myself. "I'm certainly not wet... but oh god.... what a freaking messed up dream." I took off my clothes and jumped into the shower.
"I must be pyschic.." I showered myself down with crisp cold water. "Because I never dreamed of anything except that pickle... which is weird, but Seb and Kingsley of all people in my dreams..." I massaged my head with the herbal essence shampoo. "This might be a premonition.." I murmured. "A bad one in the least."
-10 minutes later-
"What shall I wear today... what shall I wear today." I muttered while drying my hair and watching my closet.
"Sweats it is," I grabbed a dark blood red sweater. "And.." i looked over my selection of clothing. "Why not leggings today," I shrugged taking my navy dark blue leggings that looked like jeans. "OOH! Well this is comfy!" i snapped on the leggings.
"MERCURY!" shouted Tessa out of nowhere. "Do I have to come up there?" she hissed.
"Holy cow," I huffed. "Talk about extreme pmsing."
"What?" she snapped.
"Nothing, nothing." I muttered grabbing my backpack and ran out my door. "What's up my bee with an itch!" I jumped over the last three steps and made it whole.
"What-EVAH!" Tessa showed me her hand.
"I should be signed into the hospital by now for the lack of brain cells, sheesh." I muttered walking over to the counter table.
"You ready?" Tessa took out a small mirror and started applying gloss. "I don't have all day."
"What time is it anyway?" I stuffed some pancakes in my mouth. "It seems early and why aren't YOU dress?" I glared at her casual clothing.
"Oh it's early alright," Tessa smiled putting a hand on her hip. "Why don't you check the time for me?"
"It's WHAT THE HELL!" I dropped the apple in my hand. "IT'S FREAKING 4:30 IN THE DAMN MORNING!" I gasped.
"Yup," Tessa looked at her nails. "I know."
"Then why the hell did you wake me up?" I glared at her. "Is this some kind of prank?"
"Because," Tessa crossed her arms together. "You depend on me."
"Okay.." I nodded my head up and down. "Is that all you wanted to prove?"
"That and I wanted to take a picture of your priceless face," Tessa took out a camera. "Smile!" she smirked.
"Wait," I walked over to the counter. "Let me get ready."
"Stay still," Tessa hissed.
"Oh don't worry," I grabbed a glass full of orange juice. "I'm ready."
"Say cheese," she put the camera up to her face.
"Orange juice!" I flung the cup at her.
"OH!" Tessa gasped. "MY GOD!" she cringed upward.
"Now," I cleaned my hands together. "You look priceless."
"YOU BITCH!" she screamed. "YOU JUST RUIN MY CAMERA!"
"Aww did I?" I crooned. "Well paybacks a bitch, isn't it?"
"I HATE YOU!" she stomped her foot hard on the floor. "NOW I'M ALL STICKY AND UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!"
"Is that some kind of animal cry?" I snorted. "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!" I mimcked her.
"JUST UUUUUUUURGH LEAVE ME ALONE!" she glared at me with pursed lips.
"Okay UUUUUUUUUUUUURGH! I will," I laughed some more.
"What are you guys doing?" yawned a voice. "It's really early." Mom emerged around from the stairs.
"MOM!" Tessa cried. "Mary threw orange juice at me!" she ran over to mom.
"Why would you throw orange juice at Tessa?" mom stared at me questionally.
"Well she-"
"Mom she even ruined my camera!" Tessa cut in crying some more and hugging mom. "She always ruin things!"
"It's okay Tessie I'll get you a new one," mom whispered hugging Tessa back. "As for you Mary.." Mom stared at me her lips in a thin line.
"Right off the bat you believe her every word, but don't even stutter to listen to mine?" I coldly spoke before any of them could. Mom flinched a little from my words, but Tessa instead did the talking.
"Why would she believe you?" Tessa turned around glaring at me. "Your not even apart of this family."
I clenched my fists a little as the words poured out of Tessa's mouth. I don't think punching her in the face would do me any good right now.
"And your not going to say anything to that?" I glared at mom with my voice kind of wavering. "Will you even say anything?" I whispered.
"I expected more from you Mary," mom whispered her expression tired. "I expected more then this kind of behaviour from you."
"Is that all you have to say to me?" I felt my insides cry a little. "Do you even have the guts to say anything more to me?"
"Go-go to sleep," she stuttered turning around. "I said what I had to say." She walked up the stairs. The minute mom made it upstairs with the sound of her door closing Tessa bursted out laughing.
"Oh man," she laughed. "Your so sad you know that Mary?"
"Your the sad one Tessa," I stared at her expressionlessly. "You enjoy seeing me sad don't you?"
"I don't enjoy it," Tessa smiled. "I love it."
"Well then your sick in the head," I glared at her.
"I'm not sick Mary I'm just doing something you deserve," Tessa went over to the table and grabbed some tissues.
"Do you believe in Karma Tessa?" I slowly walked over to the stairs.
"Nope and why would I believe in something as stupid as Karma," she snorted.
"You should," I nodded my head. "Because one of these days Karma will hit you in the face."
"You sure about that Mary?" Tessa tilted her head to the side. "Are you? because I think it's something more your not telling me?"
"If Karma doesn't," I walked up the stairs. "Best believe it's my fist that's going to be hitting your pretty little face." I smiled.
"I dare you!" Tessa snapped. "Then mom will see how such a savage you are and kick you out!"
"I'd rather live on the streets then with you guys," I retorted back coldly. "Anyday of my life I would.."
"Then why don't you?" Tessa shouted. "Why don't you do us all a damn favour and just leave!"
"Maybe I will," I turned around. "Who knows maybe in two months."
"Why in two months?"
"Let's just say..." I smiled. "I'm getting paid," I winked and continued going up the stairs.
"What are you? A part-time hooker?" Tessa laughed.
"Yup," I made it up the stairs and into my room.
"WHAT?" Tessa shouted outside my door.
-4 hours later: Later at school-
"Hey Kane?" I took a seat at my desk. "Mind doing me a favour from now on?"
"Sure," Kane sighed taking a seat next to me. "Depends on the favour?"
"Take me to school in the morning everyday?" I pouted.
"Sure," Kane smiled. "Mind asking me why?"
"Just some personal reasons," I fidgeted in my seat. "I don't want to ride in the same car with my sister anymore." I rolled my eyes.
"That bad?" Travis frowned.
"That bad," I agreed.
"Well I would love to give you a ride every morning," Kane grinned.
"Thank you," I smiled at Kane. "Really, thank you so much." I sighed putting a head on my desk.
"WOW your in a thanking mood," Travis smiled.
"Not really," I smirked.
"Hey guys," Seb came out of nowhere. "What's up?" he pounded fists with Travis and Kane.
"Nothing much my brutha!" I got up stretching.
"Any news?" Kane asked Seb.
"None yet," Seb sighed taking a seat behind me. "Looks up we'll have to leave early today Nirvana."
"Why?" I frowned.
"The court trial with Cirus, remember?"
"Oh yeah," I nodded my head. "Do we really have to go?"
"Yup everything has been planned perfect and is ready to go," Seb leaned back on his chair. "Oh and here is your ID," Seb handed me a card.
"Since when the hell did you get my picture," I stared at my ID.
"I didn't some of my angents did."
"Oh."
"Can we come?" Travis pleaded with hopeful eyes.
"It'd be to suspicious," Seb sighed.
"AW C'MON! Travis can be like my brother," I grinned.
"Yeah," Travis grinned back. "Or like your ex-boyfriend." He winked.
"Even better!" I agreed. "C'mon Seb!"
"No he definetly can't be your brother," Seb finalized. "But maybe your ex-boyfriend."
"Wow I've never had a girlfriend, but I'm already an ex-boyfriend to someone," Travis grinned. "This is going to be fun!"
"You've never had a girlfriend before?" I asked Travis.
"No-no," he stuttered blushing red.
"AWW YOUR SO CUTE TRAVIS!" I ruffled his hair.
"Oh you really think so?" Travis smiled sweetly.
"Yes I would totally date you!" I smiled back.
"REALLY?" he gasped.
"Hey!" Seb grabbed my hand away from Travis. "Boyfriend here?" he frowned.
"FAKE! boyfriend," I whispered back.
"Well your still dating me so you can't go out with him," Seb frowned taking my hand with his.
"And who says that?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah!" Travis agreed.
"I say so!" Seb glared. "Travis I'll kill you if you touch her."
"Oh.. okay." Travis whimpered away.
"No," I snatched my hand away from Seb. "He can touch me all he wants, are you the boss of me or something?" I glared at him getting mad.
"Well I am your boyfriend," Seb snorted.
"AND?" I snapped.
"AND?" Seb snapped back.
"AND?"
"AND?"
"AND?"
"AND?
"Will you two shutup!" Kane cut in. "Holy crap you two are like a married couple."
"It's hilarious!" Travis laughed.
"Why are you two getting so mad of something so little?" Kane snorted.
"Your not the boss of me Seb," I coldly spoke. "Remember that."
"In this fake relatioonship remember I still have say," Seb frowned.
"Maybe in your past relationships you did, but in this one you don't."
"Still-"
"NOPE!" I smacked my hand down on the table. "I'm not stopping you from having other relationships too Seb."
"I know this, but-"
"But that also means I can too," I moved in closer to his face. "I'm not your real girlfriend."
"I know that," Seb frowned. "But you can't go in public dating other guys."
"I won't," I snorted. "It's not like I'm stupid."
"Fine," Seb sighed. "Just don't get caught."
"Okay."
"Wear this," Seb handed me something.
"A diamond ring?" my mouth dropped. "What-why?"
"It's for the court," Seb stared at the ring. "Please don't lose it."
"I won't.." I muttered putting on the ring. "It fits me perfectly."
"I'm glad," he smiled. "It looks nice on you."
"It's very pretty," I stared at the ring.
"OKay class!" shouted the teacher coming through the door. "Class has begun turn around from your seats and let's begin"
"Nirvana," Seb grabbed some strands of my hair.
"Yeah?"
"Keep the ring safe for me," he whispered.
"I promise," I nodded my head softly.
"Thank you," he sighed and let go.
(-Lunch time-)
"AHH! I'm hungry," I rubbed my stomach as I waked outside. "Where is Seb anyway?" I asked Travis.
"He said he had to tell Kane something," Travis stretched his arms out. "He'll be back soon."
"Okay I hope so.." I muttered. "I'm dying of hunger.."
"I feel like pickles today," Travis yawned. "Don't know why."
"Pickles?" I raised my eyebrows. "Did I hear pickles?"
"Yeah pickles," Travis nodded his head.
"I'm going crazy.." I stared at the floor.
"Why-"
"HEY!" shouted a voice. "NIRVANA!" I looked ahead of me and found Christina runing up to me.
"Hey what's up?" she smiled widely.
"Oh hey Christina!" I grinned. "What are you doing here?"
"I just transferred to this school!" she laughed. "I didn't know you went here."
"That's awesome!" I laughed. "Did you just come right now?"
"Yeah I did." She nodded her head putting some strands of hair behind her ear.
"This is Travis by the way," I introduced her to him.
"Hi-hi," Travis stuttered.
"Hi I'm Christina or you can call me Christy," she extended out her hand.
"I'm Travis," said Travis smiling softly.
"So Nirvana-"
"Would you like to go out and get some pickles with me?" cut in Travis. "I-I mean."
"Pickles?" Christina stared at Travis strangely.
"Yes-yes," Travis nodded his head. "I like pickles."
"He likes them juicy," I put a hand on Travis's shoulder. "Don't you?"
"Yes I like them juicy," Travis spoke to quickly. "I mean no I don't." He nodded his head blushing red.
"Okay.." Christina laughed awkwardly. "I'll see you around then Nirvana!" she waved jogging to the school. "Bye Travis." She giggled.
"BYE Chr-chirsty," he waved back.
"So.." i grinned. "You like juicy pickles?"
"Shutup," Travis pushed me blushing harder.
"That was priceless!" I exploded with laughter.
"I get nervous around girls," Travis frowned. "I think it's a sickness."
"AWW!" I crooned. "You are definetly cute Travis."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are!" I pinched his cheeks.
"All girls want a handsome guy.. not cute." Travis frowned kicking the floor.
"I like cute guys," I put my hand into my pockets.
"So?" Travis frowned some more. "I haven't even gone on a date before or had a girlfriend or a kiss yet."
"You haven't been kissed yet?"
"Sadly no." Travis blushed, "Why am I telling you this? It's embarrassing!"
"I'll kiss you," I smiled at Travis. "For a price?"
"I'm not as rich as Seb," Travis frowned.
"If you get me some of those pickles you keep talking about?" I skipped.
"Only that?" Travis's eyes widened.
"Yup!"
"Then okay," Travis grinned.
"Okay stand infront of me." I ordered him around.
"Okay." Travis stopped walking. "Now what?"
"Close your eyes," I teased.
"Okay," Travis closed his eyes.
"And now.." I leaned in closer to his face. "The kiss you've been waiting for-"
"What are you doing?" Seb shouted flinging me backwards.
"WOAH!" I shouted. "Where did you come from?"
"I ran as soon as I saw what you were doing," Seb huffed catching his breath. "You can't kiss him."
"Why not?"
"Because you haven't even kissed me yet!" Seb snapped.
"Since when did I say you could kiss me?"
"I-I," Seb blushed a little.
"Seb," Travis opened and closed his mouth.
"Not now Travis!" Seb snapped. "Get lost!"
"Sorry.." Travis muttered walking away.
"Travis!" I shouted. "Come back."
"Leave him alone," Seb snapped. "Didn't I tell you not to kiss him?"
"Didn't I tell you your not the boss of me?" I snapped back.
"Why do you keep doing the opposite of what I tell you?"
"Because I can!" i crossed my arms together.
"You think Travis's kiss is better then mine?"
"I haven't even kiss him yet!" I shouted. "Or you," I snorted.
"Well why do you want to kiss him so bad?" Seb intruded on.
"Why do you care?"
"Because I do!"
"WHY?"
"I DON'T KNOW!" Seb huffed. "Just.. I don't know why I'm mad right now."
"Jeez..." I sighed.
"Crap," Seb combed his hair back. "I'm sorry..."
"You should be saying sorry to Travis for snapping at him," I frowned.
"I know.." Seb muttered crouching down on the floor. "I don't know why I'm so moody."
"Just," I huffed walking over to Seb. "Don't be so uptight about what I do." I combed my fingers through his hair.
"Seriously don't know why I did that.." Seb muttered while I ruffled his hair around.
"You have really curly hair," I played along with his hair. "It's soft too."
"Just do me one favour Nirvana," Seb grabbed my hand with his.
"What?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Don't go kissing other guys espcially ones I know."
"Fine," i rolled my eyes. "I wasn't even going to kiss him.." I muttered.
"You weren't?"
"Just on the cheek," I smirked.
"Oh.." Seb blushed a little.
"I think someone is jealous!" I teased.
"I'm not jealous!" Seb got up.
"Yes you are!" I laughed. "SEB IS JEALOUS!" I shouted.
"Hey!" Seb grabbed a strand of my hair. "I am not jealous.." he murmured.
"YES YOU ARE!" I poked him hard in the stomach.
"ugh!" Seb groaned from the poke. "NO I'M NOT!" he poked he back.
"Don't be such a 5 year old and admit it!" I laughed. "You dont want me kissing other guys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I'm really not liking you right now," Seb frowned his cheeks a little pink.
"Well I still am your fake girlfriend," I grinned.
"I hate you," Seb rolled his eyes.
"I hate you too!" I jumped on him. "NOW LETS GO I'M HUNGRY!"
"What have i signed myself up too?" Seb murmured carrying me.
"You signed yourself up to the devil thats what!" I climbed on his back.
"Dear lord your heavy.." Seb grunted.
"HEY!"I blushed. "That's not something you should say to a girl."
"You're a girl?" Seb laughed some more.
"Shutup," I hit him on the head. "Jealous boy." I smiled.
"Elephant," Seb snorted back.
"JEALOUS BOY!"
"Elephant!" Seb ran with me still on him.
"JEALOUS BOY!"
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