"I need your paci," Keith said, leaning down to Lance, who was on the floor playing with blocks. "It needs to be cleaned."
"Nu-huh," he shook his head.
"I'll just take it myself," he shrugged, trying to pull it out of his mouth. But he bite it and shook his head.
"Nu-huh,"
"Well, I guess there are only two things that belong in My Prince's mouth," he sighed. Lance burst out laughing as he went red. Keith rethought of how he worded that and how Lance took it. Oh god.
"No! That's not what I mean!" Keith began to panic as Lance fell to his side, holding his stomach as tears ran down his face. "I meant your paci and food! Paci and food! Oh my gods, I'm sorry!"
"Chu- Me- Keef!" Lance choked.
"Oh gods," Keith mumbled, hiding his face with his hands.
God damn Lance's mind.
I saw another prompt and thought of Lance. Why did I do this? Because you can not tell me this hasn't happened. But if it's not for this than I'll delete it.