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By hornychan

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I literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggerin... More

(1) Mom Squad
(2) Tobio To The Rescue
(3) 3 am
(4) Akaashi Bro
(5) Wrong Person
(6) Cuddle
(7) Welp
(8) 1 am
(9) Biology Exit
(10) A**hole
(11) Yuu
(12) Title, i dont know her
(13) Cupid Time
(14) victims
Games
Kinda sad :(
Another one
Oikawa and Iwaizumi IRL
Welcome Back
Poor Hinata IRL
Naka🥰
Fights
Filler mainly
🤷‍♀️🥰
Bye
Make up or Break up
First kiss
Hinata and Kageyama IRL
First Kiss pt 2
Makki Mattsun IRL
Noya🥰
Kenma and Kuroo IRL
We need a break
Nice kill
Date partners
Date IRL
Date IRL pt2
Without notice
Wait for me chat/IRL
1000 reads/views babyyyyy
Hes waiting
Welcome Oikawa❤️
Yaku and Lev time
Before the trip
The Trip IRL pt 1
The Trip IRL pt 2
HEY HEY HEY
Theres a video
I cried writing this
I cant sleep
Bokuto and Akaashi IRL
Mymanzishotter
Part 53 lol
Date night IRL
The aftermath
Reno❤️❤️
Private Chat
Makki and Mattsun IRL
No more iwachan
The Seijoh Chat
Most likely
(62) Trigger warning
Please read psa at bottom thanks👍
Removed
Kuroken day
Noob
Its raining IRL
Tanaka=Noya
Part 69 😂
Home screens
7k?!?! I Love You Guys
FINALLY
New phone who dis
(74) Request #1 IRL
Ah~
*me forgetting titles exist* IRL
Onomatopoeia
Tell me
👉~Woohoo~ 👈
Zombie AU
I forgot the title again
Kenma and Akaashi IRL
Your okay IRL
Tattoos
Priv chats 🍩
Priv chats 🍕
Carnival Date IRL
Carnival Date pt 2
Random
Missing the Fourth
-Imagine Simping-
Never have i ever
Private Life pt 1 (Oikawa and Iwachan)
Private lifes pt 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Private lifes pt 3 (Tanaka and Noya)
Private life pt 4 (Bokuto and Akaashi)
Intermission
Private Lifes pt 5 (Terushima and Mad Dog)
Private Lifes pt 6 (Makki and Mattsun)
Therapy
Im so losttttt
Zombie AU update
Pick up lines
Names
Poollll
Pool IRL
Phone switch IRL
Private chats ☀️
Private chats 💅
Meme battle
✌️🔫
113!!!
🔞❤️
Pride🏳️‍🌈🥳
50k reads
We gotta stop this IRL
College Talk
Rushed
Im sad. (Kyo And Teru IRL)
WACK ✌️
Dis sucz
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IWACHAN
OMG DUDE
More art!!!
Shorty
I do be so happy rn!!
Private Lifes 1 (Bokuto And Akaashi)
Dont be mad😳
Private lifes 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Dance 🍑
Private Lifes 3 (Makki and Mattsun)
YEET sponsered by LAZARBEAM
Private Lifes 4 (Oikawa and Iwaizumi)
Chat
Private Lifes 5 (Tendou and Semi)
Um continued? IRL
Sunshine Birthday!!
Private lifes 6 (Yaku and Lev)
Requestyyyy (Iwaoi)
Requesty #2 (Kuroken)
(142) Big Boi Tops🍆
5 Years Later
The Definition of Family.
Private Chats✨🧚‍♀️
The wedding pt 1 irl
The wedding pt 2 IRL
The wedding Pt 3 IRL
Its a plus 😌
Kyoteru IRL
Private chats 😅
😐not gonna say Anything.
This changes nothing
Pervychan
Excuse me
Private chats 👁👄👁
Eat My Ass✨
Tendou and Semi IRL
Group Date IRL
No words 👀
✨Power Bottoms✨
Night✌️
Youre Dork IRL
Milk Bread IRL
Random stuff 💥
Makki/Mattsun IRL
Imma sing a song ;)
Private chats 😩
Theater Sex 😅
Weed and Bottles
Private chats pt 2 😭
T or T
Private Lifes 1 (KyoTeru)
Private Lifes 2 (Matsuhana)
Private Lifes 3 (Kagehina)
Private Lifes 4 (Tananoya)
Intermission Life be like
Private Lifes 5 (IwaOi)
Private Lifes 6 (Bokuaka)
✨MastuHana Is On Crack ✨
Sorryyyy
Private Lifes 7 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Get Lost
Kinky~
Heyo💥
Private Lifes 8 (Yaku and Lev)
Private Chats 🥨
Dont ask🧎🏌️‍♂️
Second to Last :(
Double The Trouble pt1
Double The Trouble pt 2
Extra 1 - Bad Words (Iwaoi)
OIKAWA HAS A SEXY EAR

Part 101 lol

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By hornychan

Just wanted to say I appreciate all of your comments and I love them all😂😂👍🥳

-In Cupid's playground chat-

Tanaka- you gay

Oikawa- ohhh says you

Kenma- pfft as if

Kuroo- Tanaka aren't you gay

Akaashi- the gayest

Bokuto- ^

Terushima- big facts but um- AKAASHI

Akaashi- oh? Hi?

Terushima- Oikawa told me

Oikawa- I DIDNT MEAN TO

Akaashi- it's okay I trust you guys

Noya- hi buddy

Akaashi- joining the traumatized club

Noya- welcome

Kuroo- glad your here

Kenma- wooo someone I like

Oikawa- Oop-

Kuroo- KENMA SO MEAN

Oikawa- DONT STEAL MY THING KUROO!

Tanaka- 😂

Oikawa- I'm telling iwachan!
Oh yeah wait- I forgot

Tanaka- hUh?

-Oikawa has added Iwaizumi to the chat-

Iwaizumi- oh great

Oikawa- be nice iwachan

Noya- I- what just happened

Kuroo- big confuses

Mad dog- iwa mom found out

Makki- took his phone

Mattsun- oikawa bought him a new one

Iwaizumi- wow oikawa you told the team

Oikawa- WAH NOO... I just... :( I'm sorry iwachan

Iwaizumi- stupid

Oikawa- :(

Tanaka- Soooo hows everyone

Terushima- I'm cuddling.

Mad dog- mhm.

Terushima- it's cold in his house

Mad dog- I SAID I WAS SORRY.

Makki- what

Mad dog- my mom is always hot and my dad as well so they blast the air conditioning

Terushima- big cold

Noya- I'm eating noodles

Tanaka- Ik what you're doing silly

Noya- WELL I WANTED TO BE INCLUDED

Kuroo- I'm making dinner, Akaashi is helping

Akaashi- bitch

Bokuto- you liar

Kuroo- fine.. I'm watching Akaashi make dinner

Akaashi- 👌🥳

Kenma- bokuto come here

Bokuto- oki

Kuroo- can I comeeee

Kenma- no you come to quickly anyway

Tanaka- BURN

Oikawa- DAMN

Akaashi- I... nice kill kenma

Kenma- :)

Noya- Tanaka can not relate 👍🥳❤️

Tanaka- pffpfpptpt

Oikawa- oh???

Iwaizumi- ooo

Makki- did y'all like

Mattsun- 👌👈

Kuroo- wait wait wait kenma?! Why are you so mean to me!

Oikawa- Kuroo that convo is over so shush

Terushima- naka~

Noya- don't call him that 🔫

Mad dog- ew don't call him that

Terushima- I'm sorry baby ❤️

Tanaka- I'm not answering that question

Noya- pfftttt

Kageyama- I'll get it out of him during practice on Monday

Hinata- I'll help

Tanaka- I'm skipping school Monday

Oikawa- sane loll

Iwaizumi- whyyy

Makki- whattt

Mattsun- good we don't want you there anyway

Oikawa- :( Mattsun, that's extra laps. Iwachan make sure he runs them

Iwaizumi- okay but why aren't you coming

Oikawa- my aunt is gonna come over to "check up" on me
Frfr she's just gonna drink all my parents alcohol

Iwaizumi- pffttt then I'm skipping school

Oikawa- NOO you gotta make sure Mattsun runs his laps

Iwaizumi- ughhh fine

Makki- I'll run them with you mattsun❤️

Mattsun- okay❤️

Kenma- I would never

Lev- never what?

Kenma- run extra laps for my boyfriend

Kuroo- :( everyone hates me

Bokuto- I love you ❤️

Akaashi- me too ❤️❤️

Kuroo- thank you!❤️

Kenma- I do love you stupid❤️ more than anything

Oikawa- my heart ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Tanaka- your cringy

Kageyama- he always is

Oikawa- I am not!

Noya- mmm sometimes

Akaashi- yes

Oikawa- so mean :(

Iwaizumi- ahhh

Tanaka- guys

Terushima- Hmm

Tanaka- we should play couple most likely

Lev- ✌️

Mad dog- Oop- Sorry lev

Lev- it's cool imma go practice some serves

Oikawa- yes

Kuroo- good boy

Kenma- ....noice

Noya- most likely to adopt a kid first

Oikawa- I'm not adopting so ✌️

Iwaizumi- mhm.

Kuroo- ooo kenma

Kenma- no. No. No.

Bokuto- I would

Akaashi- same

Makki- yeah um

Mattsun- so bokuto and akaashi then

Tanaka- wait oikawa wdym

Oikawa- I want the kid to have me or iwa genes so

Noya- ohhh so okay okay

Oikawa- yes sir

Bokuto- Akaashiiii lets get a baby rn

Akaashi- pfftt rn? Idk

Kuroo- if you bring a baby in he house I'll cry!

Kenma- me too...

Kuroo- Aww kenma you'll be so happy that you cry??

Kenma- no I'll be so sad that I'll cry

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- I can't deal with a child rn

Kuroo- you are a child :(

Kenma- ❤️✌️

Oikawa- oh umm most likely to spend all their money on things for their house that they really don't need

Makki- lol Mattsun and I bought a peppa pig statue the other day

Mattsun- omg yeah

Terushima- why.. tf.. I-

Mad dog- why

Tanaka- well makki wins

Makki- hehe

Mattsun- hell yeah buddy

Terushima- most likely to have sex while parents are home

Mad dog- us

Oikawa- same

Tanaka- does my sister count?

Kageyama- so you guys did have sex

Kuroo- FUCKING CALLED IT

Kenma- Oop!

Tanaka- wait wait no no we didn't

Noya- pfftttt naka who cares

Tanaka- ....

Oikawa- TANAKA

Tanaka- Dammit

Noya- hehe❤️🥰

Kuroo- howd it feel?

Kenma- to finally lose your virginity

Akaashi- we gotta celebrate

Bokuto- of course we do this dude lose his v card

Tanaka- I don't wanna talk about it

Iwaizumi- was it good

Tanaka- yes

Oikawa- how long did you last

Tanaka- I don't wanna talk about it

Oikawa- I last 23 seconds top

Iwaizumi- 23 seconds?! Bitch I put it in and we both came after one thrust

Oikawa- SHUT UP IWACHAN

Kenma- don't worry

Kuroo- kenma doesn't last long

Kenma- bitch🔫🔫

Kuroo- I'm sorry I love you❤️❤️

Kenma- you better ❤️

Akaashi- bokuto didn't last long our first time

Bokuto- AKAASHIIIIIII

Akaashi- wahhhh

Tanaka- I last longer than 23 seconds

Noya- yeah definitely

Tanaka- also we didn't do it just once so 🖕

Noya- 😂❤️

Makki- uhhhh

Mattsun- when I lost my virginity I didn't even know the girl and I doubt I lasted very long I don't remember

Makki- that's nice babe

Mattsun- ik😂 but makki you didn't last long. Hell you don't last long when I jerk you off

Makki- fUcK yOu

Kuroo- what time

Kenma- where at

Akaashi- what position

Bokuto- how fast

Mattsun- ............

Oikawa- 👀👀

Iwaizumi- um 😂 what

Noya- I didn't last long either tho :(

Tanaka- pfft

Terushima- can't relate ❤️👍

Mad dog- yeah um. Same

Terushima- depends

Mad dog- on what fuck you

Kuroo- I said what time

Kenma- where at

Akaashi- what position

Bokuto- and how fast

Mad dog- you guys scare me

Terushima- same

Oikawa- I like their relationship

Iwaizumi- of course you do

Oikawa- fUcK oFf IWACHAN

Iwaizumi- want me to kick your ass

Oikawa- kinky

Makki- I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT DAMMIT OIKAWA SHUT UP

Mattsun- makki

Makki- yeah

Mattsun- wanna get kinky

Makki- hell yeah

Akaashi- Oya

Bokuto- Oya Oya

Kuroo- Oya Oya Oya

Kenma- ✌️

Makki- nO

Mattsun- makki

Makki- no

Mattsun- 😔

Kenma- 🔫

Kuroo- 🔫🔫

Akaashi- 🔫🔫🔫

Bokuto- 🔫🔫 🔫🔫 got double duel pistols BITCH

Akaashi- 😂 bokuto why

Bokuto- Cause I will protect the ones I love ❤️

Akaashi- ❤️❤️ your so cute

Kenma- ❤️

Kuroo- ❤️ bro

Oikawa- iwachan I would protect you

Iwaizumi- I don't need protecting

Oikawa- iwachan just be nice to me for once

Iwaizumi- fine I don't need your protecting

Oikawa- HOW IS THAT ANY NICER

Iwaizumi- id protect you instead

Oikawa- IWACHAN❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰 your so cute

Makki- 🤢

Mattsun- 🤮

Oikawa- FUCK YOU GUYS I helped y'all solve your problem did I not?

Makki- ....

Mattsun- 🖕

Tanaka- guys

Iwaizumi- Dammit we cant call you virgin no more

Terushima- I'mma still call him that

Mad dog- haha same

Tanaka- I'm leaving 🖕

Fppfpfptptp BOOM also also- wtf am I supposed to do now?

Oh yeah just be warned I might timeskip eventually. Because- like- I GOT PLANS! ❤️ thanks for 31k

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