SPARK ; lunch club

By lemonadeleaves

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a collection of platonic short stories involving the lunch club boys ( a few other streamers). enjoy! 🎠🍊🏡... More

intro!
road trip - t.n.
sunflower - w.s.
111 days - j.s.
the night is young - c.s.
cotton candy - t
sleepycraft - j.s.
posted - c.d.
flash photography - t.n.
lofi beats to relax/study to - n.h.
pimp chimpin' - j.s.
hey ... you're finally awake! goodbye :)

jokester - c.d.

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By lemonadeleaves

prompt from cinnamonphilip's book
(edited ver.)

I sighed as I laid down on my bed, ready to forget everything that happened today. I stared at the ceiling, biting my lip breathing in and out slowly as I tried not to cry. Deciding I needed to vent in some way, I reached for my phone and opened Twitter, and logged into my rant account, only tweeting, 'i hate it here i really do' before throwing my phone aside and wiping the few tears that managed to fall.

I sniffle as I hear a quiet buzzing from my phone. Picking it up once more to see what it was, I see a message notification:

charlie slime man 🦠🦠
Hey, I saw your tweet, you alright?

I open my text messages to respond:

wow that was fast
but eh, i've been better
just had a shitty day that's all

Aww, I'm sorry :(
Do you wanna talk about it?

not really, i'm trying not to think about it honestly

Ok, that's understandable
Is there anything I can do?

hmm
distract me?
only if you wanna 👉👈

Yeah I can do that
But only if you're ready for...
T H E   P U N S

o h   b o y

Ok ok you better appreciate this
I'm gonna pull out the reeeeal good ones

oooh ok hit me

damn girl are you the coin industry cus you do be making a lot of sense
damn girl are you a pencil sharpener cus you do be making a good point

do you happen to have any that you haven't tweeted before and don't involve 'damn girl'

Hmm tough crowd
While beggars can't be choosers, this will be an exception

ok lol :)

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O
My dog has no nose, so how does she smell? Awful
Two drums and a symbol fall off a truck. *bah dum TSSS*
WAIT WAIT THIS ONE'S INTERACTIVE
Knock knock

who's there?

Europe

europe who??

No, you're a poo!

ok that one actually made me smile

HAHA IT WORKED
I REMAIN THE KING OF PUNS
NO ONE CAN MATCH MY PURE WIT

oh of course, who could question your status

...
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

I'M NOT I SWEAR JSKSKDJ

Ok lmaoo
Do you want more or like

sure, i'll take one more for the road

Ok cool
And for my final act:
What do you call a magician dog?

hmm i'm not sure

A LABRACADABRADOR
*thunderous applause*

thank u charlie slimecicle! truly your best material

Thank you, thank you, you're too kind

oh but of course

Hey I really hate to go
But I'm streaming in like ten minutes

oh that's fine!! i completely understand

Do you need anything else?

nah i'm good
but seriously, thanks for talking to me, it means a lot 💚
i legitimately feel better now

Oh of course, anytime! 💚

also uhh what're you streaming 👀👀

Minecraft but Condi, Briz and I are being hunted by chat

oh that sounds hellish
i love it
i'm participating

See you there then lol
Alright byeee

byeeeeee

With that, I click off my phone and get out my laptop, opening it and navigating to Charlie's channel. He's not even online yet, but I see a two messages in the offline chat:

Slimecicle: what do you do when you see a spaceman?
Slimecicle: you park your carman

I smile as I type in a response:

(y/u/n): what do you call cheese that's not yours?
(y/u/n): nacho cheese! smile

A few moments later, he responds:

Slimecicle: ah, a classic
Slimecicle: you could be my pun apprentice...
Slimecicle: oh shit i should start the stream lol

I chuckle to myself as get the stream notification on my phone, looking back to see hundreds of people pouring into the chat. Sure, the jokes are dumb, but they made me feel better. And that's what mattered.

{650}
hope everyone enjoyed! it was longer than i planned bc wattpad decided to delete the second half and i had to rewrite it lol
anyways i hope you have a good day/night! ily! =)

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