Anonymous ask:
Hi, do you guys celebrate Pride month over there? <3
"Of course we do." The Devil said catching Mugman's attention. "We also have Wrath month, Gluttony month, Envy month..." Mugman's face changed into a deadpanned expression while the Devil continued. "Greed month, Sloth month, oh make sure to stick out for Lust month." The Devil grinned, Mugman looked at him questionly.
Anonymous ask:
Hey Devil, Dice and [Y/n], has any member of your families ever visit the casino?
"Anyone in my family who would've wanted to come here, first they have to figure out how to get out of the fiery pit they're in. So no." King Dice said putting his coat back on.
"I don't remember much of my other family members besides my parents. They're the ones who left me in the first place so why would they come back." [Y/n] said annoyed. "Heck! who knows where they are now! Whether they're dead or alive I don't care."
"Uh- yeah, yeah-... well, depends on what kind of family you mean..." The Devil scratched the back of his neck. "Azazel, Abaddon... sometimes. They come by to relax a bit, maybe get a few souls, but mostly just to pester me. They, along with a bunch of other Princes, will be coming over again for the 'party' that Dice and Lilith talked me into throwing."
Anonymous ask:
Lilith, who works at your place?
The Devil shrugged and chanted some sort of spell to summon Lilith. "They want to talk to you." He told her.
"Ooh! Am I getting interviewed too now?" Lilith asked the Devil. "Ap-...parantely?" The Devil replied with a confused tone. "Well in that case move over, Prince of Darkness~" She said. "Already leaving." The Devil said as he walked out of our view.
"It depends what place you're talking about, I own quite a few, pretty important Prince of Hell you know~" Lilith grins. "I have a whole arrange of demons working for me, finest chefs and witches, beautiful musicians and dancers, exotic if you prefer." She stuck her tougue out teasingly. "As well as of course, hitmen, slaves, assassins. I also keep a few of my debtors as little pets for fun!"
"Basically what I own but not as many." The Devil said.
"HEY." Lilith glared.
[A/n: If u guys watch RWBY, u might know this reference :3]
"LILITH!" Someone suddenly yelled and hugged Lilith's arm. Surprising her and the Devil. Turns out it was [Y/n]. "Hi." [Y/n] said cutely. "Ah it's so good to see you! Did you miss me, did you miss me?!" She said excitedly, making Lilith smirk. "Nope." She teased then ruffled her hair. "How come you never show me that type of affection." The Devil pouted at [Y/n] while Lilith stuck her tougue out at him.
Anonymous ask:
Hey Dice, what's your favourite makeup brand?
"Hmm... Jinn Cosmetics is pretty good. It's made in Hell and run by... Azazel?" King Dice said having a hard time pronouncing their name.
Anonymous ask:
Cupbros and [Y/n]: If you have superpowers what would it be and why?
"We did have superpowers, remember? The whole magical bullets coming out of our fingertips, our souls turning into huge wrestling machines and being able to come back to life? That's what we'd like to have again." Cuphead said.
"I still have mine, Magic Healing that the Devil gave me." [Y/n] said.
"And why? Uhh, Mugs you gonna do the whole thing where you get your notes and explain the-" Cuphead was cut off by seeing Mugman doing some sort of chant when both [Y/n] and Cuphead opened the door to his room.
Mugman stopped what he was doing and looked over at the two of them by his doorframe.
"Uhh, whatcha doin'?" [Y/n] asked him. "Trying to summon ancient sprits that will bring our powers back- Get Out!!" Mugman yelled. "Ok." [Y/n] proceeded to close the door. "And knock before you enter!!" Mugman said. "Just don't tell them where we work, it might scare them away!" Cuphead said back at him. "Ok!" Mugman replied.
"You know... flying would be a cool superpower..." Cuphead said.
"Really? I'd go with [f/superpower]." [Y/n] said.
Anonymous ask:
Lilith, are/were you married to Asmodeus?
"Eughh..." Lilith said in disgust. "He wishes. Though I did once trick him into believing we were. Centuries ago. He still sometimes act like we are and won't leave me alone."
"He actually believes he was the one that tricked you." The Devil said. "Eugh, great." Lilith sighed.
Anonymous ask:
Devil: Have you ever been in limbo or purgatory? You plan on going anytime soon?
"Of course. I don't go there very often myself but I do have demons working for me there." The Devil said.
《 Time Skip 》
"People either think he's me or he's dead. Granted he did fake his own death. But no really he is just hiding away in the nonsencical attic of the universe that is Limbo. And I'm one of the only people that know that."
Anonymous ask:
This question is for the Devil... if you were given the chance to, would you back to being an Angel? Like all your wrongs would be pardoned and forgiven, would you go back??
"Considering how... according to them, Heaven, one of my wrongs was using my own head and refusing to be a puppet/experiment; No, I don't want to go back. I've come to realise I would seriously rather RIP my own brains out... than go back." The Devil maniacally at the last part. "The only thing I want back... is... "
Anonymous ask:
For the Devil: could you please enlighten us with what Sally Stageplay and Rumor Honeybottoms wanted when they made the contract?
[A/n: I'm skipping a bit of the explanation here]
"It was all pretend. She got to indulge in her 'fantasy life' with him on the stage but as soon as the curtains closed, that was it." The Devil said. He, Mugman and [Y/n] sat on a couch in the lounge area of the Casino. "Well, joke's on you- he did fall in love with her in the end and now they're married." Mugman said shuffling a deck of cards. "Yeah, after breaking the deal she SIGNED on." The Devil replied.
"But you didn't hold your side of the deal either." [Y/n] argued back.
"What am I to do; fix all their hardships in life while they stay to their twisted ways? Rumour was an aristocat and Stageplay wanted to force someone into a relationship!"
"That's kinda what you promised to do every time you make a deal- But also, people change and learn-"
"Yeah, that's exactly what these deals do, they teach them a lesson." The Devil smugly grinned.
"How are they supposed to learn they're lesson if they're already in Hell?!"
"Oh, don't worry, they learn they're lesson, and then they feel all the guilt, shame and regret in the world, all the while they're burning in Hell." The two were silent for a while before [Y/n] spoke up. "So, you're not really making these deals just to 'teach' anyone anything, you just want to torture people." She pointed a finger at him. "I don't think the two are mutually exclusive. Also don't berate me on 'not holding my side of the deal' when you and your brother didn't hold up either when you were suppose to give me the contracts!" Mugman sweatdropped. "Ok, but we had a good reason for doing, a morally good reason- "
"Morally..." The Devil scoffed.
"They were breaking the rules for the greater good, to save everyone from Hell-" [Y/n] defended.
"What if they deserve Hell?"
"That's a different topic-"
"Ah yes, the topic right now is you two then attacked me in order to get out of debt that you were rightfully in." [Y/n] eventually got tired of their argument and went to Dice's and Cuphead's table. Suddenly she heard the Devil yell. "DICE, JUDGE, THE OFFENCE IS STRAWMANNING!!"
"I'M NOT- AND I'M NOT THE OFFENCE, I'M THE DEFENCE!!"
"Uhh- eenie meeny miney mo- Mugs you're guilty." King Dice said slamming a hammer down while Cuphead is confused.
"OF WHAT?!"
"Being wrong." The Devil said.
~After that~
"So much for bein' on the defence." King Dice said continuing the card game. "I am so confused." Cuphead said.