Admin: *Sitting upside down on the couch eating Cheetos when Wattpad notification suddenly pops up. Reads it* Ooh, hehe. EVERYONE GET IN HERE!!! EXCEPT YOU ANNABETH!
The Seven: *As usual, everyone sprints into the room and stands at attention*
Admin: Attention everyone, we just got a new Ask or Dare from the lovely percy2jacksons!
Percy: Ooh, that's my name! Did you hear that, guys? That's my name!
Admin: Sure... super special... anyways! Here's the Ask or Dare: "I dare Percy to go close to Dionysus when he's drinking Diet Coke and then using his powers make the liquid explode on Mr. D's face and clothes lolol. Um Grover I dare you to try eating meat and have frank become a spider and like just like scare the athena cabin including annabeth Omg get piper to charmspeak will into letting Nico shadow travel Nico would be so surprised."
Percy: Okay, what is it with all of these readers liking to torture Wise Girl? Seriously! Is that why you didn't have her come?
Admin: Spot on, Jackson!
Frank: But... Annabeth is my friend!
Admin: Does it look like I care?
Frank: *Sighs* No.
Admin: Now... ANNABETH, GET IN HERE!!!
Annabeth: *Runs in with an angry expression on her face* Someone didn't dare Percy to break up with me again, right?
Admin: Oh no, no, no. It's much worse! But don't worry... you'll find out eventually! *Reads off Ask or Dare again but skips the part about Frank turning into a spider* Alright Perce, you're first!
Percy: Oh no. *Sadly walks to the Big House. Doesn't knock but struts right in and walks over to Mr. D where he stands directly in front of him drinking Diet Coke*
Mr. D: What do you want, Peter Johnson? Don't waste my time!
Percy: To do this! *Concentrates and makes the Diet Coke explode all over Mr. D*
Mr. D: *Cries out in shock* GAH! PETER!!!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TURNED YOU INTO A PORPOISE LOOOONG AGO!!!
Percy: AAAAAAAH!
Leo: *Laughing so hard he's crying*
Hazel: Run, Percy, run!
Annabeth: *Facepalms* Oh, Seaweed Brain.
Admin: Well, while Percy is trying to run away from a murderous angry wine god, let's move on to the next Ask or Dare! Time to get Grover here! *Snaps fingers and Grover appears in a poof of mystical smoke*
Grover: *Yelps* Holy Hera! Percy? Annabeth? The rest of you?! And who is that girl? And how did I get here?!
Admin: I am the great Mira! Daughter of Apollo! But you shall call me the ADMIN!!! Or Mistress, whatever works for you!
Grover: Oh, um, okay, but that doesn't explain why I'm here.
Admin: Oh! I brought you here to eat this! *Snaps fingers and jerky stick appears in Grover's hands*
Grover: *Screams and drops jerky on the floor* Why did you make that hideous thing appear in my hands?!
Admin: You mean the jerky? The meat?
Grover: SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! PLEEEASE!!
Admin: Well, percy2jacksons, you said try to get Grover to eat meat, and he's definitely not going to, so I'm going to let him go now. Bye, G-man!
Grover: Uh, bye random stranger I just met. *Disappears in a poof of smoke*
Admin: And, um... heh... Annabeth! I need you to go get a... book from the Athena cabin.
Annabeth: You're letting me leave? And can't you just conquer up the book you need with your powers?
Admin: Of course not, you idiot! I'm not wasting my energy on using my powers on a book!
Annabeth: You use your powers to conquer up Cheetos. And wouldn't it require more energy teleporting me there and back from the Athena cabin?
Admin: Silence! Just get me a book! *Snaps fingers and Annabeth disappears, teleported to the Athena cabin* Frank, you're up!
Frank: Oh, this is just great. *Transforms into a spider*
Admin: *Snaps fingers and Frank is teleported to the Athena cabin*
Athena cabin counting Annabeth: *As soon as they see Frank they erupt into screams* Kill it, KILL IT!!!! AAAAHHHH!
Frank: *Crawls all over the floor, crawling over screaming Athena cabin children's feet, causing them to scream louder*
Leo: Talk about comedy gold!
Jason: Hey, is Percy still gone?
Admin: *Wipes tears away from laughing so hard* Okay, that's enough. *Snaps fingers and Frank and Annabeth both appear back in Admin's house*
Frank: *Quickly transforms back*
Annabeth: *Continues screaming*
Admin: Annabeth... ANNABETH! Stop screaming! It's okay! It was Frank! It wasn't a real spider!
Annabeth: *Heavily breathing* Let me guess, another dare you were hiding from me?
Admin: Exactly! Now last dare. Piper, you need to charmspeak Will into letting Nico shadow travel.
Piper: Ooh, this should be fun.
Jason: Good luck, Beauty Queen.
Admin: *Snaps fingers yet again and teleports both Nico and Piper to the infirmary where Will is*
Nico: What the heck...? Why does this keep happening to me?!
Piper: Let's go Nico! *Drags Nico over to Will and begins to pour charmspeak into her words*
Will: Oh, hi -
Piper: Will, you will allow Nico to shadow travel and not get mad. In fact, you couldn't care less!
Will: I couldn't care less if Nico shadow travels...
Nico: Wait, what?!
Piper: Good! Now Nico, travel wherever you'd like.
Will: Yeah, Nico! Do whatever you want!
Nico: Um... okay, I guess? Bye! *Disappears into the shadows*
Piper: *Laughs evilly* My work here is done!
Admin: And so is mine! Hope you enjoyed, percy2jacksons! And as for the rest of you readers, remember to comment! Just think, you can make your favorite demigods do anything your heart desires! Be creative! And peace out!