Yup, need more Neko Kurumi in my life
Anyway, onto the 'beach' episode
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3th p.o.v.
Y/n: "Alright, let's see here... I'm trapped on an island in the middle of God knows where, along with this sadistic ice Princess because some dickhead decided to teleport us here...This guy is so dead when I get back!"
Esdeath: "Let's take a look around."
Esdeath soon placed her hand on the ground, and rapidly, a gigantic Ice Pillar....AYAYAYAAAA.... formed beneath the Two. As they were high up however they saw...
Y/n: "Well shit, there's literally nothing but ocean around here."
Esdeath: "But isn't this a gorgeous view. It's almost like we are on a date my dear."
As Y/n kneeled on the Ice Pillar, and after hearing those words leave Esdeaths mouth, he gave her a stare.
Y/n: "I agree with the View, but this ain't some kind of anime Beach episode where the MC gawks at girls in bikinis."
Suddenly, a giant humanoid like Danger Beast similar to the one From Stylish turned into rose from the Ocean.
Esdeath: "Well he's a big Boy."
Almost immediately, it's attention was on the giant Ice Pillar with the Two individuals on top.
Y/n: "And it's onto us... i'll Use Zaphkiel, but I guess the shadow clones are out of the picture as long as this chick is here.
Esdeath: "You will pay for interrupting our time together!"
She put her hands together, and in an instant, a bunch of Spikes made of ice were in the air next to her.
Esdeath: "You deserve to be impaled!
The spikes flew at the Danger beast with great speed, and like she said, impaled the danger beast, causing it to fall over.
Kurumi: "Huh, guess she deserves a little more credit than we both have her dear."
Y/n: " I really hate that I have to agree with you right now...
The beast however didn't take long to get up again. That's when the both of them noticed the weird looking X on it's forehead where what appeard to be another body fused to the gigantic one.
Esdeath shot forth a sharp ice Pillar from the already existing one, which the beast barely dodged.
Y/n: "This is barely target practice... luckily it appears I don't have to use Zaphkiel after all. However, I'll probably not be able to absorb these beasts power with her around...bummer."
Y/n quickly had his Musket in hand and aiming towards the danger beast, which tried pushing the ice spoke away from itself. After quickly making sure his Aim was true, He fired a single bullet, which pierced the Weak spot on the creatures forehead, eliminating it.
Esdeath: "Well shot. And here I was hoping on winning your heart with my own skills. You wound up deepening my love for you even more."
Y/n: "Geez Lady, couldn't you have kept it at well shot? Man now let's get-"
Before he could finish his sentence, the Ice Pillar started to fall down after another humanoid beast rammed into it.
Esdeath: "Leave him to me Y/n I'll give him what he deserves!"
Y/n: "Was planing to do so anyway lady!"
Both jumped off the pillar quickly. While Y/n safely landed on a nearby tree, Esdeath snapped her fingers, and a giant ball of ice formed above her, which she send crashing into the danger beast.
Kurumi: "Well, I didn't expect that honestly."
Y/n: "I'm just disappoint she didn't say 'Road Roller da'..."
Kurumi: "You really love your JoJo references love."
Y/n: "That's why I'm disappoint that the Author didn't write AYAYAYAAAA after ever time he wrote 'Pillar'."
A/n: " And there goes the 4th wall in this story as well... I swear you MCs..."
After the two met at the beach again, they decided to start exploring the area. Y/n though that would give him an opportunity to escape her sight. However, he didn't realize, she was expecting the two to explore together.
So, they collected fruits in case they were there for longer. Esdeath tried getting his attention by taking off her Jacket, revealing her sorry excuse of a bra. Meanwhile Y/n was focusing of trying to get out of her sight so he could vanish, much to his disappointment. She was like his shadow.
Soon enough, night had fallen, and the two sat down at the water.
Y/n: "And? Have you got a clue where we are?"
Esdeath: "Actually, I do. This island is several miles to the south east of the empire."
Y/n: "Well shit. Guess it's time to build a boat."
Esdeath however decided to take hold of Y/n hand. Once he looked at her, he could see she was sprouting a small blush.
Esdeath: "That also means we are the only two people on this island. So what would you like to do."
Y/n: "Getting home ASAP..."
Esdeath: "If you give me your full cooperate, I know how to get back. "
And just like that, she got up and walked away.
Y/n: "I reeeeally don't feel like making a deal with the devil...kurumi, thoughts?"
Kurumi: "If worst comes to worst, you might have to get away using your shadow...sure it would reveal that ability but it would be your only option love."
Y/n sighed, knowing his mental voice was right, but he got up and followed Esdeath.
After a bit of walking, the two of them came across a purple circle on the ground.
Y/n: "Huh, interesting. It would seem like wherever he has that symbol is a location he can teleport individuals to."
Esdeath: "Correct, and seeing at how large it was once we were send here, he must have used a large amount of energy, indicating he can't do it often."
Y/n: "Then it's simply a waiting game till this one opens up again and sends us back."
Esdeath: " But that's only the first way I found. Now before I tell you the second way, there's something I'd like to do."
Y/n: "Depends on what it is ice Princess."
And immediately, his face was buried once again in Esdeaths bust.
Esdeath: "Now that we are all alone, let's learn more about each other."
Y/n: "I love when leone does this given how playful she is, but this is plain Aggressive boobality!"
After forcing his way out of her iron grasp, y/n landed with his ass on the sand below him. Esdeath took that as an invitation however, and started to crawl towards him.
Y/n: "Oi lady, ever heard of personal space?!"
She only stopped once she was hovering above him.
Esdeath: "You want me to stop? Then answer my questions. First, where did you learn to use your weapons like that."
He realized she meant the fact it only took him one bullet to drop that danger beast at that distance.
Y/n: "I found the weapons 3 years ago, and since then I've been practicing. So I'm self taught."
Esdeath: "Interesting. Is that when you became the nightmare of the Capital?"
Y/n: "Pretty much, I found the weapons when I was looking for a place to sleep. And criminals were my 'target practice' so to speak."
Esdeath: "Why were you looking for a place to sleep? Are you homeless?"
Y/n: "I was after being kicked out of the orphanage I was in for being to old. So technically yeah. Speaking of, by your looks I guess you aren't a Capital child Esdeath."
Esdeath: "very observant. I was born close to the northern boarder. I don't suppose you heard of the paltas clan?"
Y/n: "Doesn't ring a bell."
That's when she revealed her past as the daughter of a clan learder, who's clan specialised in hunting and killing Danger beasts. Her lifestyle was 'only the strong survive' apparently her mother was eaten by a danger beast because she was 'weak'. Once week, she camped in the mountains, but once she came back, her entire village was in flames. One survivor, still on the brink of death however, told esdeath that another tribe was the reason the village was destroyed. Her father layed on the ground, multiple Spears piercing his body. His last words were 'we were defeated because we weren't strong enough' soon enough, she preyed on all danger beasts in her area, which is when she switched from danger beasts to humans and became an imperial officer.
Y/n: "Geeeeeez, she and Raven would get along perfectly with that world picture."
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And dontme, hope you enjoyed the chapter!