cliffordthebigreddog: ashton really likes you
cliffordthebigreddog: please don't hurt him
[ caluminthehood is online ]
caluminthehood: um
caluminthehood: who's this
[ cliffordthebigreddog added ashtonofbricks to the chat ]
[ cliffordthebigreddog named the chat 'ashton you asshole' ]
caluminthehood: i'm confuzzled
cliffordthebigreddog: ashton
cliffordthebigreddog: the fuck is this bullshit
cliffordthebigreddog: he doesn't know who i am???
ashtonofbricks: are you kidding me
ashtonofbricks: why does he need to know who you are?
cliffordthebigreddog: i am a very important part of your life
cliffordthebigreddog: scratch that
cliffordthebigreddog: the SINGLE MOST important thing in your life
cliffordthebigreddog: and he doesn't know who i am
ashtonofbricks: well single is correct
caluminthehood: hi there
caluminthehood: i'm still confuzzled
ashtonofbricks: sorry baby
ashtonofbricks: this is my friend michael
ashtonofbricks: mikey
ashtonofbricks: this is calum
caluminthehood: well hello michael
caluminthehood: i've heard about you
caluminthehood: what an interesting way to meet someone
ashtonofbricks: calum
ashtonofbricks: be nice
caluminthehood: i said 'interesting'
caluminthehood: how is that not nice
ashtonofbricks: calum
caluminthehood: how pleasant to meet you michael
cliffordthebigreddog: you listen to ashton quite well
ashtonofbricks: be quiet mike
cliffordthebigreddog: what did i do?
cliffordthebigreddog: i'm only implying that he's submissive
cliffordthebigreddog: are you gonna tell me i'm wrong?
ashtonofbricks: it's not your business
caluminthehood: yes hi i'm still right here
ashtonofbricks: sorry love
cliffordthebigreddog: LOVE
cliffordthebigreddog: L O V E
cliffordthebigreddog: that shit has been confirmed
cliffordthebigreddog: he's a sub
cliffordthebigreddog: and you're his shitty dom
caluminthehood: oh boy
caluminthehood: you're in for it now
caluminthehood: it was fun knowing you michael
ashtonofbricks: fuck you
ashtonofbricks: this is not a dom/sub relationship
ashtonofbricks: or any kind of relationship
ashtonofbricks: as much as i want it to be
ashtonofbricks: so kindly shut the fuck up and back off
caluminthehood: and ash is not a shitty dom
caluminthehood: so go fuck yourself 😀
cliffordthebigreddog: how would you know
cliffordthebigreddog: if it isn't a dom/sub relationship
caluminthehood: at this point you're just asking for it man
caluminthehood: but okay
caluminthehood: he's sweet
caluminthehood: caring
caluminthehood: stern
caluminthehood: and oh my god sO PRETTY
caluminthehood: perfect dom material
caluminthehood: destroy me any day ash
ashtonofbricks: thanks calum
caluminthehood: 👌🏼
ashtonofbricks: now michael
ashtonofbricks: listen to me
caluminthehood: shit where's my popcorn
ashtonofbricks: language darling
caluminthehood: sorry 😇
ashtonofbricks: michael
ashtonofbricks: i don't want you talking to him
ashtonofbricks: i don't need you causing problems
ashtonofbricks: and calum
caluminthehood: yep
ashtonofbricks: you're not gonna answer him
ashtonofbricks: right?
caluminthehood: yes sir
ashtonofbricks: michael
ashtonofbricks: is that right?
cliffordthebigreddog: you're not seriously trying to control me, are you?
ashtonofbricks: michael gordon clifford
cliffordthebigreddog: fuck
cliffordthebigreddog: alright fine
cliffordthebigreddog: i won't start shit with your precious baby calum
ashtonofbricks: wonderful
ashtonofbricks: now i'm going back to bed
caluminthehood: but you didn't pay attention to meee
ashtonofbricks: oh
ashtonofbricks: of course 💕
ashtonofbricks: michael
ashtonofbricks: i suggest you leave
caluminthehood: mhm
cliffordthebigreddog: but i started this conversation
caluminthehood: it's going to get weird dude
ashtonofbricks: L E A V E
cliffordthebigreddog: fine
[ cliffordthebigreddog has left the chat ]
[ cliffordthebigreddog is offline ]
caluminthehood: he thinks we're gonna do nasty things hehe
ashtonofbricks: maybe we are
caluminthehood: excuse you
caluminthehood: you'd 👏🏼
caluminthehood: bETTER 👏🏼
caluminthehood: GEt 👏🏼
caluminthehood: C O N S E N T 👏🏼
ashtonofbricks: dearest calum
ashtonofbricks: my love
ashtonofbricks: my angel
ashtonofbricks: may i have permission to compliment you
ashtonofbricks: and appreciate you
caluminthehood: i don't know
ashtonofbricks: baby boy
caluminthehood: mmm
caluminthehood: fuck
caluminthehood: do whatever you want
ashtonofbricks: works every single time
ashtonofbricks: okay
ashtonofbricks: you're beautiful and so so sweet
ashtonofbricks: thank you for being such a good person and telling michael to fuck off
caluminthehood: you're welcome daddy
caluminthehood: only for you
caluminthehood: 💗💘💗💝❤️💖💗💖💕💕💘
caluminthehood: and mikey said i'm your precious baby
caluminthehood: thoughts?
ashtonofbricks: you are my precious baby
ashtonofbricks: but you're not supposed to swear darling
caluminthehood: and i think this is where the nasty part comes in
ashtonofbricks: mhm
ashtonofbricks: can i call you?
caluminthehood: obviously
caluminthehood: i have no choice in this
ashtonofbricks: not true
ashtonofbricks: if you didn't want me to call you, i wouldn't
caluminthehood: please do
[ ashtonofbricks is calling ]
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"Hi Ashton." Calum smiled softly, holding his phone close to his ear with shaking hands.
"Hey baby." Ashton quietly replied.
"Are you going to-"
"You know what you did-" Ashton interrupted. "Right?"
Calum tried to swallow the nervous lump in his throat, "Yes daddy."
"Do you know why it was wrong?"
"Yes."
"Tell me."
"Michael i-is your friend, a-and I shouldn't have s-said mean things to him."
"And why is that?"
"Because he's n-not my f-friend..?"
"No." Ashton whispered. He then proceeded to explain to Calum why his actions, though with good intentions, were not acceptable.
"I'm sorry daddy."
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Two hours and one smutty conversation later
ashtonofbricks: i love the sounds you make
caluminthehood: you can't just say that out of nowhere dUDE
ashtonofbricks: yes i can
caluminthehood: no
ashtonofbricks: yes i can
ashtonofbricks: because whose voice were you getting off to earlier
caluminthehood: ....
ashtonofbricks: tell me, baby boy
caluminthehood: yours
ashtonofbricks: exactly
ashtonofbricks: plus oh my god
ashtonofbricks: your moans are heavenly darling
ashtonofbricks: i want to hear them forever
ashtonofbricks: i want to hear them in person
ashtonofbricks: i think that was the best thing i've ever heard
ashtonofbricks: you moaning my name
ashtonofbricks: mMMM
ashtonofbricks: it drove me crazy
caluminthehood: s t o p
caluminthehood: that was so embarrassing
ashtonofbricks: you know you loved it
caluminthehood: ....
caluminthehood: maybe a little
ashtonofbricks: so are you gonna tell me what you were imagining?
caluminthehood: you know what i was imagining
ashtonofbricks: i really don't
ashtonofbricks: please inform me
caluminthehood: nothing
caluminthehood: just
caluminthehood: youtouchingmealloverandteasingmeandcallingmebabyboy
caluminthehood: and
caluminthehood: itfeltsofuckinggoodohmygodneverstopdoingit
ashtonofbricks: anything else?
caluminthehood: maybe
caluminthehood: pleasedontstoptouchingmeiddieforthiskindofattentioninreallife
caluminthehood: yeah i think that's it
ashtonofbricks: how was i teasing you?
caluminthehood: fuck
ashtonofbricks: did i have you tied down
ashtonofbricks: across the bed so you couldn't touch me
caluminthehood: maybe
ashtonofbricks: or maybe you were blindfolded and gagged
caluminthehood: god damn
ashtonofbricks: maybe i was leaving marks all over you
ashtonofbricks: so everyone knows you're mine
caluminthehood: mm
ashtonofbricks: or did i make you watch me
ashtonofbricks: as i came undone at the sight of you
caluminthehood: daddy
caluminthehood: you always know exactly how to drive me crazy
ashtonofbricks: i'm glad baby
caluminthehood: fuck
caluminthehood: i'd love all of those things
caluminthehood: like seriously
caluminthehood: i just moaned out loud
caluminthehood: Duke is now concerned for my life
ashtonofbricks: don't scare the puppy
caluminthehood: don't make me moan
ashtonofbricks: mm
ashtonofbricks: no
ashtonofbricks: sorry duke
ashtonofbricks: you must suffer
ashtonofbricks: i love making my baby boy feel good
caluminthehood: you should be real proud of yourself
caluminthehood: duke just fled the room
caluminthehood: looking for cover to hide from my noises
ashtonofbricks: i made you moan when i said baby boy didn't i
caluminthehood: obviously
ashtonofbricks: you love it that much, huh?
caluminthehood: mhm
caluminthehood: sooooo much
ashtonofbricks: i gotta go love
ashtonofbricks: ugh
ashtonofbricks: i'm sorry
caluminthehood: booooo
ashtonofbricks: it's work
ashtonofbricks: i'll talk to you later, okay?
caluminthehood: fine
[ caluminthehood is offline ]
[ ashtonofbricks is offline ]
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Literally no idea what the fuck just happened
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