I'm currently sitting alone in the cinema so here's an update lmao
Lance: Why can't you trust atoms
Pidge: Because they make up everything
Pidge: Don't you dare try to use science jokes on me
Lance: I don't see why I bother with existance
Keith: *existence
Keith: Do you even have autocorrect
Lance: I do but I
Lance: I don't have a come back
Pidge: Like you don't have a girlfriend?
Keith: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Lance: Wtf
Shiro: That was good
Lance: I'm so hurt
Lance: Well look at that
Lance: I've got to go again
Keith: Why do you always disappear in the middle of a conversation
Pidge: I think he has already gone
Keith: Oh
Pidge: I do think it's a bit weird that he disappears but he's Lance
Pidge: He's just weird
Keith: Yup
Hunk: I've known Lance since he was a kid so I can confirm that he's weird
Hunk: But in an endearing way :)
Keith: How did you all meet Lance? Especially you Shiro
Keith: How tf did my brother meet my friend without me knowing
Shiro: He tweeted me one day and called me cool so I responded and then friendship blossomed
Pidge: Yeah because Lance was oBsEsSeD with Shiro
Keith: That's adorable
Pidge: I'm screenshotting that so none of us can forget the day Keith complimented Lance
Pidge: I met Lance because my stuff came up in his suggestions on Instagram and he said he liked my drawings so yeah
Hunk: And my parents were really close with Lance's before they moved back to Samoa so we've been friends since we were kids
Keith: Aw nice
Hunk: How'd you meet him?
Keith: You don't want to know
Hunk: Yeah I do that's why I asked
Keith: We were arguing in the comment section of a Panic! At The Disco music video
Hunk: Please tell me it was I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Keith: ...it was
Hunk: That sounds like a way soulmates would meet
Pidge: But what were you arguing about?
Keith: ...
Keith: Lance said the song was overrated
Pidge: And how did this lead to friendship?
Keith: I can't even remember
Pidge: Lol