Andante, Andante.

By anderssonlyngstad

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Benny Andersson and Anni-Frid Lyngstad have lived together for nine years, each with two children from their... More

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Andante, Andante.

My Mama Said.

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By anderssonlyngstad

At the end of the ABBA presentation they went to a club to celebrate, they were sitting at a table talking and drinking. Frida gave one glass after another to Agnetha until both began to feel tipsy. While Benny and Frida kissed and caressed, Agnetha and Björn tried to restrain themselves, she looked very beautiful while laughing and the truth these days the atmosphere had been very light between the two of them.

Frida: Agnetha, look —she pointed to another table—that guy doesn't stop looking at you.

Agnetha: he's handsome, —she blushed—.

Björn: where are your eyes?

Frida: here he comes, he smiles.

The gentleman approached the table and greeted everyone but then asked Agnetha's hand to dance and she gladly accepted. Björn started to get upset, Frida took the box of cigarettes and lit one and Benny did the same.

Frida: I think those two will have sex tonight.

Björn: she doesn't even know him, how are you sure?

Frida: just watch how they look, how they dance and how they touch each other.

Benny: she's just socializing.

Frida: of course, as well as Björn with Lena —she laughed—.

Björn: can you close your mouth?

Frida: you don't want to listen anymore? because look how far that guy is placing his hands.

Björn got up from his chair and went to them, without even asking permission took Agnetha, Frida didn't stop laughing and Benny to admire the potential that his wife had to get away with it.

Benny: you start to scare me, I just hope they don't fight.

Frida: you better be afraid of me.

Benny: —he kissed her ear— what will you and I do now.

Frida: wait for these two to decide if they are going to reconcile or not.

Benny: but they seem to be having an intense conversation.

Frida: shhh, they have always been intense.

Björn kissed Agnetha's neck and they left the bar, Benny and Frida gaped at each other and laughed.

Benny: I didn't think it would work that fast.

Frida: me neither. I'm excited, —she smiled—.

Benny: another round of whiskey to celebrate?

Frida: Tequila?

Benny called the waiter and ordered a bottle of tequila and they took it with lemon and salt. They both began to drink, they put on a lemon cap and kissed, then a salt and kissed until they took a shot of tequila and kissed again, everything began to come together they were so happy and drunk that they no longer knew what they were doing.

Frida: look, Agnetha left her bag here.

Benny: we should take it to her because that's what friends do.

Frida: can you carry me? I don't want to walk.

Benny: of course no, who do you think am I?

Frida: my husband... ugh.

Both left the bar, dead with laughter, they saw everything blurred but they had to continue. They went to the elevator and pressed a button.

Frida: where was our room?

Benny put a thoughtful face but the truth is that nothing was going through his mind and without thinking he pressed button two.

Frida: it was not the two, I think it was in the seven.

Benny: don't press the seven, it's not there.

The elevator stopped at 5 and without thinking they went looking for Agnetha and Björn, they were shouting all along the corridor but nobody left. They both threw themselves in the floor to laugh, they made so much noise that Agnetha and Björn couldn't help but go out and see what happened. They were both wrapped in white bath robes, when Benny and Frida saw them quickly they got up from the floor and tried to approach them but they were so dizzy that they found it impossible to hold on.

Benny took out his penis in the hallway to pee, Björn and Agnetha at the same time shouted "nooo", Björn quickly went out to prevent him from continuing. Frida started laughing like an idiot and suddenly felt she needed to throw up so she ran quickly to Agnetha's room and went into the bathroom, didn't even give her time to open the toilet lid and vomited in the sink. Agnetha came in to see how could help her, grabbed her hair and then helped her go to the toilet to finish vomiting.

Agnetha tried to clean up the mess she had made but it still smelled horrible. Frida lay on the floor and put her face on the toilet until the nausea was gone. Benny sat on the bed and when he saw the table there was a condom, he grabbed it and began to stretch it and laugh.

Benny: surely Björn's penis does not fit here because it's so small.

Björn: leave that because it's already used.

Benny yelled and threw it to Agnetha.

Agnetha: Benny —she shouted— you're a moron.

Frida: —she came out of the bathroom in a disaster and threw herself on the bed,— I feel bad, everything is spinning. I swear I won't drink again.

Benny: a bottle of tequila will take away the discomfort.

Frida: do you want a kiss thrown up?

Agnetha: you are a disgusting one.

Benny: it's a complete disgust.

Frida: —she got up from the bed and took Benny's hand,— we're going for another bottle.

Agnetha: how fast she forgot what she just swore.

Björn: —he stopped them— you won't go anywhere.

Frida: let me be alone —she was staggering—.

Björn: tomorrow you will regret this.

Frida: do you think you're my dad? although you are much older.

Benny: Björn and Agnetha made love —he laughed—.

Frida: Björn and Agnetha love each other.

Benny: Björn and Agnetha made love.

Agnetha: as one of the two of you again say a word, I swear that I'll enter your heads in the toilet.

Björn and Agnetha began to get annoyed by the drunken state that Benny and Frida were. Björn removed the shoes to Benny and Agnetha did the same with Frida, they took them to the bathroom and they entered them in the bathtub with cold water and they left the tap open, they threw themselves to the floor of the bathtub while all their clothes and their hairs got wet. Björnetha left the bathroom but after five minutes they heard moans, looked disgusted.

Björn: hell, it wasn't a good idea.

Agnetha got up from the bed and went into the bathroom and saw that they were having sex but immediately closed the door. Frida and Benny didn't know what they were doing, they simply let themselves be carried away by the horny moment and excitement. Her moans were more and more intense, Björn and Agnetha tried to cover their ears but it was impossible. After a while they didn't hear anything else.

Björn: I'm not going to get up and see what happened.

Agnetha: I don't intend to get up either.

They settled down and slept comfortably in bed embraced. Benny and Frida had fallen asleep in the bathtub holding each other too.

•••

The next day Agnetha and Björn woke up first at 10 a.m. smiling and with a kiss until they remembered that they weren't alone.

Björn: they still don't wake up.

Agnetha: we have a flight at 3p.m. what do we do?

Björn: wake them up...

Agnetha: they're going to hate us.

They went to the bathroom and when they opened the door they couldn't help but laugh at how they had slept but their snores were so loud and intense that Björnetha burst with laughter.

Björn: they have a competition from who snores louder.

Agnetha: every time I convince myself that they were born for each other —she laughed— they sleep too ugly.

Björn: how will we wake them up?

Agnetha: observe... GOOD MORNINGGG —she shouted very loud—.

Both Benny and Frida woke up scared and disoriented, didn't understand a fuck where they were, Björn and Agnetha to see their faces began to laugh until they were airless.

Agnetha: they look too funny.

Frida and Benny had the worst face anyone could have in the morning, could barely open their eyes and were completely disasters.

Frida: my head is going to explode.

Benny: my neck hurts too much, —he complained—.

Frida: my body.

They both were complaining as they got up, the worst decision was to fall asleep in the bathtub and have taken both, Frida especially felt dizzy and still nauseous, the hangover hit her hard.

Björn: if we want to get to the airport in time, you better hurry.

They managed to stand up and manage to go to their room to prepare their things and put on clothes but the truth is that when they saw the bed that looked so comfortable and cozy they threw themselves into it without thinking twice and fell asleep.

Two hours later Agnetha and Björn began to knock on the door to call them. Frida woke up fast and when she realized that they had fallen asleep again started calling Benny who in turn threw himself out of bed. When opened the door Björn and Agnetha were waiting for them ready to go to the airport and when they saw that they had not even dressed, they started yelling at them.

Frida: please don't shout that my head hurts —she said as she put on her pants almost falling—.

They came in to help them pick up everything while they were getting dressed, everything they had taken was thrown in their suitcase, they had forty minutes to get to the airport.

Agnetha: do you have your passports?

Benny and Frida checked and made sure they had everything in order, Frida threw herself on top of the suitcase while Agnetha managed to close it. Then they went down to the Lobby, handed over the keys and went to the airport. They arrived quite late and for that reason they delayed their flight that although it was private they had to fulfill the established schedules but even so they managed to arrive.

Björn and Agnetha were hugged and kissed, very different from how they had arrived and Frida was dying to know what had happened.

Frida: I imagine that now you will return to live together again.

Björn and Agnetha looked at each other because they really did not know what they would do, they hadn't thought about anything.

Agnetha: we haven't thought about it but I think we both need to organize our thoughts. If I've noticed something in these days is that love is not always enough, there are many things that should go hand in hand and Björn and I should heal many things in our marriage even if we want it to work.

Björn: Agnetha, I know that nothing has been easy but I want us to keep in mind whenever I love you and I will do everything possible so that our family can work because I hadn't realized the wonderful wife I had in my home until I had I lost you and I know it's not that late yet.

Agnetha: I need things to really change, especially for the best of our children.

Frida smiled and couldn't help the excitement, got up and then threw herself on top of them, Björn and Agnetha couldn't help but laugh and embraced her.

Agnetha: I'm mad at you, with the two of you rather —she pointed to Benny—.

Benny: with me? why if i am an angel?

Agnetha: the disaster you did last night in our room was horrible because of the drunkenness.

Frida: sorry mom —she said in a high-pitched girl's voice—.

Agnetha: the worst of all is that you had sex in our bathtub.

Frida looked surprised and Benny started to laugh, Björn couldn't control the laughter either but Agnetha tried to be serious.

Frida: stop lying, at what time was that?

Björn: that's why you woke up lying in the bathtub.

Frida: —she put her hand on her head— I don't remember anything.

Benny: we can't have intimacy because there is always a Björn and an Agnetha interrupting.

Agnetha: I remind you Andersson that those who went to interrupt intimacy were you two.

Benny: sorry, you would have left us lying in the hallway.

Björn: maybe next time we will.

Frida: thanks for taking care of us.

Agnetha: I'm not gonna be your mother forever, you better stop drinking that way.

Despite all the friends are there to take care of themselves, support themselves and defend themselves, the months went by and Björn and Agnetha were recovering their relationship little by little, although it cost them after the painful break they had, their feelings were straightening again.

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