[lean mean killing machine meme team]
taetae:
https://soundcloud.hk94giwh_gsn810
IN CASE ANY OF U HAVENT HEARD IT
Yoongi:
Kim Taehyung.
That better not be what i think it is.
chocochip_kookie:
TAE
I DIDNT SAY U COULD SHARE IT
taetae:
U DIDNT SAY I COULDNT THO???
chocochip_kookie:
U SHOULDA ASKED
Yoongi:
Jeon Jungkook.
chocochip_kookie:
my full name punctuation
ngl pretty scared rn
YOONGI HYUNG IM SORRY
jiminieee:
TAE
also since when do u call yoongi hyung, jungkook?
chocochip_kookie:
he likes it
told me so himself
taetae:
wH-
Yoongi:
he literally just made that up
if ur tryna distract me jungkook it won't work
where are u
chocochip_kookie:
NO PLS DONT KILL ME
taetae:
WHAT WHY IS YOONGI GONNA KILL U
chocochip_kookie:
he told me i could share the song with u but not with anybody else
Yoongi:
and now it's in the chat
when it shouldn't be
yugibear:
ooh what's the soundcloud link for
taetae:
YOONGI AND JIMINS SONG CLICK ON IT
chocochip_kookie:
TAE TF
Yoongi:
don't click on it yugyeom it's just tae trolling
yugibear:
oh
well
this
is a pretty good troll
wAIT
YOONGI IS THAT YOUR VOICE
YourMcHobi:
what are u talking about yugyeom
yugibear:
TAE SENT A LINK GO CLICK ON IT
chocochip_kookie:
DONT YOONGI WILL KILL ME AGAIN
Yoongi:
He's right.
YourMcHobi:
ooh what's this
YOONGI
I SPAT OUT MY ESPRESSO
luckyboi:
hobi u don't like espresso
also what's all the fuss about
YourMcHobi:
JAHRJWKBRIFSHJJWKDSFJ
click to translate
luckyboi:
click
YourMcHobi:
SCROLL UP
SOUNDCLOUD LINK
yugibear:
HOLD UP JIMIN I DIDNT KNOW U COULD SING ????
WTF COUPLE GOALS
chocochip_kookie:
right that's what i said
Yoongi:
. . .
chocochip_kookie:
FVK I JUST AUDIBLY SCREECHED
TAE IM SCARED
taetae:
DW BOO I GOT YO BACK I WONT LET LIL MEOW MEOW HURT U
luckyboi:
YO YOONGI
THIS IS SICK
Yoongi:
Jeon Jungkook.
chocochip_kookie:
stop using my full name i'm gonna piss myself pls and thx
luckyboi:
@joonie
JOONIE
ah shoot i forgot he's in class rn
yoongi he's gonna flip this is incredible
YourMcHobi:
JIMINIEEEEEEE
@jiminieee
U GUYS SOUND AMAZING TOGETHER
jiminieee:
ah, thank you hobi ☺️
yoongi produced the song tho he gets all the credit
Yoongi:
it wouldn't have been the same w/o u jimin so u get credit for that
and just for being u
i love u
taetae:
oh that's reminds me hobi and kookie r u guys cool with seafoam as the colors of our bridesmaid gowns?
YourMcHobi:
bridesmaid gowns?
taetae:
for yoongi and jimin's wedding
YourMcHobi:
ohhh
yeah seafoam green is good for me
chocochip_kookie:
sorry tae i don't think i'll be able to make it yoongi's gonna kill me before then :/
Yoongi:
i'm not actually mad at u jungkook relax
if u sent it to anyone outside the gc tho then we'd have a problem
chocochip_kookie:
i didn't i swear i didn't
tae u didn't either, did u
taetae:
i sent it to youjin
Yoongi:
r u freaking serious
taetae:
mmmmmmmmmmdepends will it get me killed
Yoongi:
no i don't rly care it's ok
taetae:
aww ok cool
she literally called me and screamed WTF rly loudly and i heard my mom tell her to be quiet and it was rly funny lmfao
Yoongi:
i'm sure it was
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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]
joonie:
ok
so
just gonna try to be brief here
.
.
.
.
i love u and i'm proud of u yoongs
Yoongi:
oh
guessing u heard it
joonie:
yeah
and i know u hate when i gush about u but i had to say smth so
i'm really proud of u
and
u know
that u were able to do this with jimin
i bet that meant a lot to u
Yoongi:
yeah
it did
jin showed me his song btw
joonie:
oh did he now
Yoongi:
yup
it was sweet
joonie:
sweet?
Yoongi:
yeah
is it not ok that i say that
joonie:
no lol i just wasn't expecting that word
Yoongi:
sorry would u like a new one
how about cute
or maybe pretty
or romantic
joonie:
who are u and what have u done with my yoongs
Yoongi:
screw u this is why i don't compliment u
joonie:
no wait lmao i'm sorry yoongs
and thank you, i'm glad u think so
jin was rly happy with how it turned out
and of course i am too
but i'm also glad u agree
Yoongi:
mm
well it's getting kinda late
good night joon
joonie:
gnight yoongs
Yoongi:
sleep well
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a/n:
soft namgi hours ✊