Hey guys, this is the FAAABBULOOOUUSSS Sassy Jason, and I am waaay better than those hideous displeased people.
Like, why would you even read that book? Hahah, no. Read my book. Because I'm just to cool like YEEEAAAAAHHH!
TBH, because I use texting words, I am so FAAABBULOOUUUSSSS! That is why there is a book on my life now. Like, what random person would have a book on their life? Hah, no one. There has to be a purpose.
And that purpose.
Is.
I
Am
Better
Than
Everyone
Else.
Goodbye!