*WARNING: Mature content ahead, proceed at own risk*
[Contains: Exophilia, Feral Behavior, Vaginal Sex]
Letting the crypt door swing open, I felt my tail swaying as I walked in, and Spike looked utterly confused as he was standing in front of his fridge since he didn't see anything there. He put the lid back onto the jar of blood in his hand before setting it on top of the refrigerator. Walking the opposite way the vampire was, I went around the support column behind the TV while watching him.
"Whatever beastie you are, I know you're here, and I hurt beasties." Spike said as my tail twitched. "Hey, watch it." I walked past him, my tail hitting him as I went to turn off the TV. He sighed while rolling his eyes, and I was rather amused so far. "A ghost, is it? Go and haunt the living like a good spook." Walking around him, I made my footsteps audible, and he got this look on his face before he swung a fist.
Catching his arm, I smirked before tossing him back. Pinning him to the wall, I held his arms up with one hand and my tail. Ripping his shirt open with my free hand, I licked his chest. Nibbling on his neck, I began to purr.
"Aud?"
"I told you- stop trying to see me." Grabbing Spike, I pulled him off of the wall and jumped on him. Wrapping my legs around his waist, he began to kiss me as I pushed his shirt off of his shoulders. My purring grew louder as his hands went up my shirt, and I unbuckled his belt. As he slipped his tongue past my lips, we began to crash into things, knocking stuff over while trying to make our way downstairs.
Stumbling to the large bed, Spike was pulling off my clothes, tossing them around the room. The blond threw me onto the bed before kicking off his pants while I took off my underwear. Tackling me into the sheets, he put my hands above my head. Nipping at my collarbone, he began to roughly massage my breast as I moaned.
Grinding his hips into mine, his cold body began to make my head spin as my skin felt like it was on fire. His touch made me understand why people were so into this sort of thing. It was like tasting the most succulent dish in creation- like biting into forbidden fruit.
Thrusting his pelvis forward, I moaned while balling my hands into fists. I could feel my teeth and claws sharpening as I lost focus on keeping myself looking human. My face tingled as my markings appeared, and the vampire began to thrust his hips slowly, teasing me as I moaned. Spike let go of my hands to hold himself up over me, and I dug my claws into the bed.
"Spike?" The blond paused while looking back, and I froze. "What are you doing?" Glancing over, I saw Xander. 'Oh, my God!' I internally panicked. 'Wait a sec- I'm invisible!' Feeling relief wash over me, I mentally sighed.
"What am I- What does it look like I'm doing, you nit?" Spike popped off. "I'm exercising, aren't I?" He then began to do push-ups while thrusting harder. I gasped, covering my mouth to mute the moans. 'Oh, I'm so gonna kill him for this!'
"Exercising....naked....in bed...." Xander stepped closer to the bed, and the vampire pulled out before standing on the mattress. Taking the sheets to cover himself, he left me naked and exposed on the bed. 'Well....good thing I'm see-through.'
"A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go." The blond walked to the end of the bed, hopped to the floor, then sat on the edge of the mattress. "You gotta keep fit for killin'."
"Yeah-huh." Xander just looked at him. "Looks like you had a little trouble upstairs- a mini-disaster area." He gestured up with his head.
"So what, you just come here to criticize my housekeeping?"
"No. Uh, no." Xander shook his head. "I'm lookin' for Aud."
"Haven't seen her." Spike said almost immediately.
"Well, you wouldn't. Fact is, she and Buffy came down with a slight case of invisibility."
"Yeah? Huh. How did, uh-"
"We don't know yet." Xander said, and I decided to take my revenge. Crawling to the end of the bed, I placed my hands on the blond's shoulders before nipping at his neck and nibbling on his ear. Spike took in a sharp breath, making me smirk as he sat up straighter. "Anyway, she's not at the house, she's not answering her phone, and I really, really need to find her."
"I'll, uh, tell you what. I'll take a peek around first chance I get," He pushed his hand back at me, trying to get me to stop. "and, if we bump into each other, I'll clue her that you're on the lookout." I found it amusing to make the vampire squirm.
"After your....exercises." Xander waved a hand.
"Yeah, right." Spike pushed me back onto the bed.
"You know, kidding aside, Spike, you really should get a girlfriend." Xander shook his head while leaving. The blond sighed as I laid there looking at his back.
"That was bloody stupid." He said over his shoulder before tossing the sheet onto me and walking to a dresser.
"Well, it was payback, and you know what exactly for. Come on. He had no idea I was here. This is perfect."
"Perfect for you." He said while slamming down a small glass cup. Grabbing a green bottle of booze, he poured himself a drink.
"Well, paint me confused. I thought this is what you wanted." I looked at him, and he scoffed while putting down the bottle and picking up the glass.
"What I want?" He turned to face me, knowing where I was due to the sheet on me. "This vanishing act's right liberating for you, isn't it? Go anywhere you want, do anything you want." He waved the hand holding his drink. "Or anyone." Spike added while walking a few feet from the bed.
"What are you talking about?"
"The only reason you're here is that you're not here." The vampire pointed.
"Right, of course." I rolled my eyes. "As usual, there's something wrong with Aud. She came back all wrong." I said while sitting up. "You know, I didn't ask for this to happen to me."
"Not too put off by it, though, are you?" He took a drink.
"No. Maybe 'cause for the first time since ever, I'm free." Tossing the sheet off, I stood up while putting my hands on my hips. "Free of rules and the Watchers Council breathing down my neck. Free of this life."
"Free of life?" Spike looked in the general direction I stood. "Got another name for that- dead." He nodded.
"Why do you always have to-" Sighing as I cut myself off, my tail began to sway while I walked around to bed toward the blond. "I thought we were having fun." I said while pressing myself up against him.
"Yeah, now." The vampire grabbed my shoulders while holding me at arm's length. "But sooner or later, your chums are gonna work out a way to bring you back to living color." Letting me go, he looked away while shaking his head. "You need to go. Get dressed- if you can find your clothes- and push off." He pointed. "'Cause if I can't have all of you, I'd rather-" Spike stopped mid-sentence as I wrapped my hand around his dick and purred while stroking. "Hey, that's cheating."
~
"I can't believe this." I grumbled while kicking a can down the road. "He threw me out? Did I fall into some backward dimension here? I mean, he could have at least finished what he started!" Kicking the can, I continued to rant to myself. "And after he's always going on and on about being the only one that understands me." I then mocked Spike's voice. "We're alike, you and me. Birds of a bloody feather." Rolling my eyes, I didn't understand why I was so frustrated. "Oh, he's just so- Hey, I'm walking here!" I said while having a group of people run into me.
When I got to an outdoor trashcan, I tossed the empty cola can and completed my journey home. Going up the back porch, I entered the kitchen through the back door.
"Willow? Buffy?" I called out, but there was no answer. "Dawn? You wanna see something neat? If Buffy hasn't already shown you." I mumbled the last part. Sighing, I looked around and went to the fridge. The back door opened as I was looking for something to eat. "There you are!" I said while seeing Dawn. She gasped while looking around.
"Aud? Where are you?"
"I'm invisible. Check this out." I pulled out the pizza box and carried it to the island. "Whooo. Whooo. Unidentified flying pizza coming in for a landing."
"W-What are you talking-"
"Okay, I know not the most clever ad lib."
"Stop it. Just....stop."
"Sorry, Dawn. I didn't mean to freak you out...." I said while seeing the face the little Summers was making.
"What would you think would happen? You're freakin' invisible, Aud."
"I know. Buffy and I got hit with something. The guys are working on figuring out what it was." Grabbing a slice of pizza, I looked at her.
"What about you? Shouldn't you be working on it?"
"Of course, I-" Walking around the island I stood in front of her.
"Do you even care about-about who did this to you and Buffy or-or if you're gonna be stuck this way?" Dawn was taking this a lot differently than I had expected. "You're making jokes and flying pizzas."
"I don't-"
"I can't talk to you like this. I-I can't see you. How can I talk to you if I can't see you?" The little Summers hurried past me, bumping into my shoulder.
"Dawn! Dawn!" I called after her, but she wouldn't stop walking away. Sighing, I then noticed a message on the answering machine. Pressing the play button, I heard the message.
"Buffy, Aud, it's Xander. Where are you? Listen, we got a new problem here."
"Tell them." I could hear Anya's voice in the background.
"I'm trying to. Anya and I think whatever made you invisible is slowly killing you both."
"Tell them about the pudding."
"Anya!" There was a pause. "Guys, if we don't- If this isn't reversed, you're both gonna, well, dissolve or fade....into nothing." And that was the end of the message.
"Pudding?" I mumbled before walking to the front door. "Dawn, I'm going out to find Buffy and the guys! If they call-" I was cut off by the phone ringing. Closing the door, I went to answer it. "Xander?"
"Don't talk. Just listen, Slayer. You don't have a lot of time."
"Um, I'm not the Slayer."
"Oh....who are you then?"
"Aud, a very close friend. Who is this?" I heard some chuckling on the other end.
"Oh, the Slayer's pet."
"Hey! I am not her pet! Wait....you sound familiar."
"I'm nobody." The male on the other end changed his voice. "No one you know. We've got your friend Willow, and if you don't want anything nasty to happen to her, you better get the Slayer to meet us....alone."
"Where?" I growled.
~
Walking into the arcade with Buffy, I made sure to stay as silent as possible. Sniffing, I touched Buffy on the shoulder.
"Willow's in the back." My voice was low to where only she could hear.
"Okay, come on." Walking past people and video games, we made our way to a pinball machine where Willow was standing. "You okay, Will?" Buffy asked.
"Buffy?" Willow furrowed her brows.
"Where are the bad guys?"
"All around you, Slayer, so don't try anything." A voice came from the left of Willow.
"He's bluffing, Buffy. There-There's just three of them, I think." Willow shook her head.
"More than enough to cause some serious carnage, right, guys? ....Guys? Guys!"
"Kick! Use the kick!"
"I tried that. He keeps blocking it with his Drunken Monkey Fist." Two voices came from the direction of a video game with its joysticks and buttons moving.
"Ooh. Scary video carnage." Buffy popped off.
"Hey! Slayer's here."
"Sorry. Didn't see her."
"Why don't we continue this in a less crowded area, like over there?"
"Where?" Buffy and Willow asked.
"Over- Follow me." I saw a weird gun lift up from behind Willow as she was dragged near the air hockey table.
"I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you're the ones that did this to us."
"Us?"
"It was an accident."
"Who's that?"
"Nobody you know." They changed their voice.
"They're the ones from your mystery van." Willow answered.
"Oh. You." Buffy said. "So what annoying thing are you gonna do to me now?"
"Save your life- make you visible."
"Right. I'm supposed to believe that?"
"They told me everything, Buffy." Willow shifted on her feet. "Something's happening to you and Aud, that you're-"
"Fading away. I know."
"I can fix that. Pick up that air hockey mallet on the table." The weird gun raised up.
"What for?" Buffy asked.
"It'll give me a target to aim at." The Slayer did as she was told, and I got a skeptical feeling from the sound of his heartbeat. "Now hold still, and all your troubles will soon be gone."
"You're on the wrong setting." Willow furrowed her brows while looking at the gun.
"What?"
"The gun, it's not set for reversing the particle ionization. It'll accelerate her molecular dissolution. I saw the plans."
"Mind your own business."
"What's she talking about?" Another voice asked.
"That's what I'd like to know." Buffy popped off.
"Buffy, he's trying to kill you!" The male holding the gun hit the witch with it.
"Willow!" Buffy called, and I growled while feeling my teeth get sharper. "Playtime's over." She said after throwing the mallet at the one with the gun.
"What is that noise?"
"You haven't won yet, Slayer.
"No. That part comes after we beat the snot out of you."
"You'll have to find me first. And there's three of us against one of you."
"Hey, you lied to us."
"Fight her yourself."
"You think she cares about that? I go down, we all go down."
"And I promise, you're all going down." Buffy popped off.
"We may not have your powers, Slayer, but you'll find that we are not so easy to- Ow! Get her!"
"Sic 'em, Aud!" Buffy said as she went after the one with the gun. Snarling, I attacked the other two as they were coming at the short blonde.
"She brought the demon!" One of the guys I was holding shrieked. I tossed that one into the pinball machine, breaking the glass on it as people ran away screaming. I punched the other one into the ball pit, and I could hear Buffy throwing punches.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Watch the chest hair!"
"Hey, I know that voice. You-You're-" Buffy was cut off as she was shot with the gun. She was holding up a familiar little pipsqueak. "Jonathan? You have chest hair?" Willow then aimed at the ball pit. "Warren?" The witch shot at the pinball machine. "Who are you?"
"Andrew." The spiky-haired blond replied. Buffy shrugged while making a face. "I summoned the flying monkeys that attacked the high school." The Slayer and witch exchanged glances. "During the school play, you know?"
"He's Tucker's brother." Warren said after crawling out of the ball pit.
"He's Tucker's brother." Jonathan repeated while helping Andrew off the pinball machine.
"Oh." Willow and Buffy said.
"So you three have, what, banded together to be pains in my ass?" Buffy asked.
"We're your arch 'nemesises-ses.'" Warren said.
"Oh, before we get any further, Will, you mind shooting me?" I asked.
"Oh, right." The redhead nodded. "Uh, where are you?" Grabbing a ball from the ball pit, I held it up so she would know where I was.
"Ah, much better not having my cells dying."
"You may have beaten us this time, Slayer, but next time....um, uh, next time...." They began to walk towards the back door.
"Maybe not!" Jonathan threw down a smoke grenade.
"What do you mean it's locked?" Warren questioned as I saw them fumbling at the door. "You were supposed to check it."
"I forgot." Andrew said.
"I give you my arch 'nemesises-ses.'" Buffy gestured to the three males.
"What's going on in here?" We all looked back to see a cop. "I got a bunch of scared kids saying this place is haunted." I heard the back door slam and saw the trio was gone.
"Oh, my God. Buffy?"
"I know. They're gone."
"I guess we should chase them." I added while walking up to the Slayer and witch.
"No. Your hair- i-it is adorable." Willow said and Buffy looked momentarily confused before touching her hair. "Oh, and Aud! That's a pretty color."
"Uh, thanks." I smiled before we began to walk out of the arcade.
"It's pretty neat, you finding the van." Buffy said as we went out the door. "So.... how did you manage to do it exactly? I mean, to locate it."
"The hard way. The spell-free way, the 'Oh, my God, my head's gonna fall off, my feet are killing me' way." Willow answered while still carrying the invisibility gun. She sighed while sitting on the curb, and Buffy and I sat on either side of her. "I don't know how I got through this day."
"Well, the important thing is that you did." Buffy told her. "It's a good first step."
"How are you two doing, post-invisibleness?" Willow asked.
"Okay." The Slayer answered.
"I still have to do some damage control from my giddy-fest." I sighed. "Dawn was pretty freaked out."
"I guess the whole 'taking a vacation from us' thing didn't work out too well." Buffy added.
"Tell me about it." The witch said.
"Except, when I got Xander's message, you know, that I was....that we were fading away, I actually got scared."
"Same here." I looked at my hands.
"Well, yeah. Who wouldn't?
"Me." Buffy and I said at the same time.
"We wouldn't."
"Not too long ago, we probably would have welcomed it." I added. "I'm not saying that we're doing backflips about our lives, but...."
"We don't....wanna die." Buffy finished for me. "That's something, right?"
"That's something." Willow nodded. "So I guess we all made good first steps."
"I guess." I mumbled.
"Yay for us." The witch said with an unenthused voice.
"Yeah." The Slayer had the same tone.