[conspiracy squad]
Taetae:
u guys
I kinda hav smth I wanna talk about
well it's a question I guess
and it's kinda important so...
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
taetae what is it ? :(
Chocochip_kookie:
u ok Tae?
YourHobi:
we're here if u need ears Tae
Handsome_face:
yeah I'm here too
not sure if I can help but I'm here
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
go ahead and tell us Tae :)
Taetae:
I want everyone to be here tho...
NamJune:
here
yoongs?
yoongs
@Yoongi
@Yoongi
Yoongi:
u turd what is it now
NamJune:
Taehyung's got smth important to say
Chocochip_kookie:
we're all here now Tae
Taetae:
thanks guys :)
ok
well u see somethings been bothering me lately...
I've been thinking
do u guys ever just
idk
do u guys ever feel like
like
idk, a plastic bag?
u know, the kind that drifts through the wind?
wanting to start again?
YourHobi:
Tae
r u kidding me w/ this
Handsome_face:
is this a prank
have we been pranked
Yoongi:
wtf I waste my time w/ this
namjoon I blame u
NamJune:
u blame me 4 everything no matter what but ok
also Taehyung wtf lmao
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
legit u had me worried for a sec there Tae >:(
Chocochip_kookie:
same lmfao but now I'm laughing
Handsome_face:
I paused my favorite tv show 4 this r u happy
Yoongi:
I wasted twenty seconds of my break on this
Blue_ribbon_mochi;
oh Yoongi ur at work??
u said u worked at a bookstore right?
Yoongi:
no I didn't say that
Namjoon did
Chocochip_kookie:
wait so u don't work at a bookstore then
Yoongi:
no I do
I was just stating that Namjoon revealed yet another fact about my life I did not give him permission 2
NamJune:
lmao drama queen u love me for it <3
ah speaking of my drama queen friend here omf u guys wanna see smth ridiculous
[image sent]
i swear i pull out my phone and snap a picture at lightning speed and somehow he looks like this
im actually angry at u min yoongi
Yoongi:
excuse me thats my job
YourHobi:
no fair i wish i could look that good when othr ppl take photos of me
jin sent me one b4 he snapped of me and i was making the stupidest expression rip
Handsome_face:
lmao yeah i know wut ur talking about
Taetae:
r u wearing a choker in that pic
Yoongi:
thats open to interpretation
Taetae:
no its not lolol i see it
Yoongi:
i dont rly like wearing them honestly but it was a gift from my aunt
NamJune:
yeah she also gave him that ring
which he politely gave back after insisting it was 2 much 4 him
Chocochip_kookie:
oh yeah i didnt even notice the ring at first
Handsome_face:
is ur aunt rich af or smth cuz wow
Yoongi:
well
shes well off to put it lightly yeah
so is namjoon's aunt
NamJune:
yeah we actually met thru our aunts when we were in elementary school
there was a party our aunts hosted (they're good friends) and somehow yoongi and i were both brought along by our mothers lmao
yoongi's aunt adores him tho fr
tries to give him gifts all the time and send him money but he turns her down most of the time unless its a special occasion
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aw thats a really humble thing to do
if it were tae's aunt he would keep everything
Taetae:
WTF JIMINIE MEAN
But also cant deny anything lmaoo
so yoongi has ur aunt ever given u anything gucci
Yoongi:
do u mean gucci the brand or gucci as in the slang term meaning 'awesome'
NamJune:
im surprised u know that word has developed a second definition
i applaud u my friend
Taetae:
so is that a yes
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae i wont allow u to use yoongi for his gucci
Taetae:
i just want a pair of gucci slides is that too much to ask
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
buy them yourself
Taetae:
tehyre espensive
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
says the guy who already owns expensive clothing
Taetae:
more espensive than wut i hav
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
not true
tae ive seen ur wardrobe
u own gucci
Taetae:
ha i wish
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no i meant clothing from gucci not the company itself
Chocochip_kookie:
yeah tae wasnt that shirt w/ the tiger on it gucci brand?
u were wearing that the first time i saw u around campus
Taetae:
it was a gift
YourHobi:
dont tell me
u have a rich aunt too
Taetae:
no
but i wish
im kidding i am happy with what things i am blessed with
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u were just planning to use yoongis aunt to get gucci slides
Taetae:
wheres ur proof
YourHobi:
wtf even are gucci slides
Taetae:
*BIG GASP*
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae pls dont bombard the chat w/ pics of gucci slides
theyre shoes, hobi
expensive shoes
that tae will responsibly purchase w/ his own money and not pester yoongi about
Yoongi:
i honestly dont get why gucci is such a big deal
Taetae:
*ENORMOUS GASP*
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
dont get him started yoongi
Chocochip_kookie:
no pls do this sounds like it'll be good
Yoongi:
whether or not he gets started is no concern of mine my break is gonna end in five minutes
and again, blaming u joon for bringing me here
NamJune:
luv u