TheCrewMinusOne
DaJin: so my friends last night we were about to die
DaJin: and when I was having a mental breakdown I texted my husband and this dumbass didn't reply
DaJin: they really be your own people
Nam: for the twentieth time I was sleeping
DaJin: excuses
Chimchim: Yeah Yoongi literally told me to go die cos he wanted to sleep
Kitty🐈: well
Tata🦋: KOOKIE RAN TO SAVE ME MY BF IS THE BEST
Chimchim: no one asked
DaJin: and then you spent the whole night together
DaJin: third wheeling is hard idk how yoongi does it all the time
Kitty🐈: you-
DaJin: yes?
Kitty🐈: :)
Nam: okay bUT did yall know that yoongi couldn't sleep cos he was worried?
Kitty🐈: you might as well stfu now:)
Nam: yea like i woke up cos he was moving a lot and he was checking his phone every five seconds
Nam: and that was an hour after that guard came to you
Nam: so he stayed awake cos he was worried about him
Jk: him?
Nam: oh haha sorry them****
Kitty🐈: ☹🔫🙂
DaJin: they are married wbk
Chimchim: Did yall see Tae and Jk
DaJin: when
Chimchim: when I woke up they were cuddling on the floor like tf
Jk: we had a backpack under our head
Chimchim: it was still weird
Jk: well you slept alone and sad so guess who is winning here
Chimchim: ...
Chimchim: I will whoop your ass next time I see you
Jk: good luck with that
Chimchim: anyways someone is texting me
Jk: so
Chimchim: he/she is kinda creepy
DaJin: what are they saying
Chimchim: so they first texted when I was in class
DaJin: wait they texted you at school and you didn't say anything?
Chimchim: well I thought it was a joke
DaJin: it is new tea fam 🐸☕
Chimchim: right
Chimchim:
Jk: bruh 💀💀
Tata🦋: YOU HAVE A STALKER
Kitty🐈: that was so random
DaJin: You have your own stalker I'm jealous
Jk: the 'I love your hair' was so random lmao
Chimchim: that happened in maths
Chimchim: so then I had to pretend that I was paying attention ffs
Nam: maybe someone was bored so he started saying random things
Nam: he didn't mention names or anything
Chimchim: that's what I thought but now he is texting me again
DaJin: screenshots 🐸☕
Chimchim:
Kitty🐈: you deadass didn't respond to how r u
Jk: Omg lmao
Tata🦋: well we know he is a boy
Nam: from his chemistry class
Chimchim: he keeps saying ttyl like no who told you that
DaJin: go off sis
Chimchim: maybe it's the guy I made out with
DaJin: who did you make out with
Chimchim: idk i was drunk
Chimchim: Namjoon saw us
Nam: uuh I think his hair was dark
Chimchim: ... his hair was dark
Nam: well I wasn't paying attention to you
Jk: he was making out with Jin bet
Nam: you ain't wrong
Chimchim: okay so all we have is that he is a boy, his hair is black, he is in my chemistry class and he is probably the guy I made out in the party
Tata🦋: WHAT IF IT'S TAEMIN
Chimchim: nah
Tata🦋: THINK ABOUT IT
Tata🦋: HE IS IN YOUR CLASSES HIS HAIR IS DARK AND HE WAS AT THE PARTY
Chimchim: it literally could be anyone
Tata🦋: yeah but he works with you so he sees you everyday all day
Jk: hold up you are on something keep going
Tata🦋: AND I SAW HIM CHECKING YOU OUT AT THE PARTY
Kitty🐈: everyone did that Tae
Tata🦋: I THINK IT'S HIM
Chimchim: maybe
Tata🦋: JUST WATCH HIM TODAY AT WORK AND SEE IF HE IS ACTING STRANGE
DaJin: wait people
DaJin: the guy who made out with jimin has dark hair, we don't know if that guy is your stalker
Tata🦋: WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE
DaJin: idk I'm just thinking
Chimchim: anyway this whole thing may be a prank anyway so
Jk: true fam
DaJin: we will see I guess
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So I guess we are gonna pretend to like charlie puth for the sake of jungkook