Crackheads

By SUNKlTTEN

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DaJin: its great when he drives cos i can look at him, his concentrated face and his long hands and i imagine... More

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Epilogue

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Weird guy🎀


Weird guy🎀: I'm here

Jimin: Screenshots

Weird guy🎀: BOI YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS

Jimin: WHAT

Weird guy🎀: I've been laughing for five minutes

Jimin: SHOW ME

Weird guy🎀: wait

Weird guy🎀:


Jimin: of course I know, I have eyes

Jimin: and what does he mean in the last text?

Weird guy🎀: there's another one coming

Weird guy🎀:

Jimin: W H A T

Jimin: OMG I'M CRYING

Jimin: I LITERALLY FELL ON THE FLOOR

Weird guy🎀: BOI ME TOO

Weird guy🎀: I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

Weird guy🎀: JOON THOUGHT I WAS DYING

Jimin: OKAY UM

Jimin: what.the.actual.fuck.

Jimin: Does he have a potato for a brain?

Jimin: HOW DID HE EVEN THINK THAT

Weird guy🎀: Wait he told me

Weird guy🎀:

Jimin: WHAT

Jimin: Omfg this is so funny

Jimin: I don't get it

Jimin: he is saying that it can't be anyone else than me tf

Jimin: and I don't even understand the first text

Weird guy🎀: ME TOO

Weird guy🎀: How much time of his life did he take to make this up?

Jimin: okay wait you think tae is dumb and clueless but wait

Jimin: I was texting with Jk before you texted me

Weird guy🎀: you were texting with jk?

Weird guy🎀: since when?

Jimin: I was shooketh too

Jimin: this is the first time he has ever messaged me

Jimin: wait screenshots are coming

Weird guy🎀: oh boy

Jimin:

Weird guy🎀: OH MY GOD

Weird guy🎀: I ALMOST PEED MYSELF

Weird guy🎀: I'M EATING AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME I THINK I'M GONNA CHOKE

Jimin: LMAO SAME

Weird guy🎀: Are we talking about the same Tae

Weird guy🎀: the Tae who is head over heels for jungkook?

Jimin: They are best friends but they don't even understand each other

Jimin:

Weird guy🎀: so let me get this straight, Tae said that Jiwoo is cute and stuff like that and jungkook thinks that Tae likes her?

Jimin: apparently Jungkook asked Tae if he likes jiwoo and Tae said that of course he likes her

Jimin: but I'm sure Tae meant that he liked her as a friend

Weird guy🎀: these children...

Jimin: what do we do?

Weird guy🎀: we tell them that they are stupid and then we say the truth

Jimin: what truth

Weird guy🎀: that jungkook doesn't like you and tae doesn't like jiwoo

Weird guy🎀: we shouldn't tell them that they like each other

Jimin: why? it's so frustrating and they are gonna continue being clueless

Weird guy🎀: it's not our secret to tell jimin

Weird guy🎀: so we will be two good patient friends

Jimin: Oh I already am

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