Crackheads

By SUNKlTTEN

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DaJin: its great when he drives cos i can look at him, his concentrated face and his long hands and i imagine... More

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Crackheads


Hoseok: Jimin?

Chim🐥: Yes?

Hoseok: Did you survive?

Chim🐥: He runs fast but I run faster

Kookie: I didn't go with full speed

Kookie: I am a good person

Chim🐥: If that makes you sleep at night

Kookie: Hoseok how do you know?

Hoseok: He was texting me when that happened

Kookie: Why was he even in the room next to the bed texting you, in the first place?

Hoseok: I thought that was weird too

Chim🐥: Because first my eyes were blessed

Chim🐥: second, I had nothing better to do

Kookie: maybe get a life?

Chim🐥: maybe stop being a bitch?

Kookie: maybe stop being creepy and a hoe?

Chim🐥: maybe man up and confess?

Kookie: .

Hoseok: Um

Hoseok: I'm just gonna go do something real quick

Tae: sup

Chim🐥: sup

Kookie: Hey Tae

Tae: What's going on?

Kookie: Ask the hoe

Tae: Hoe what's going on?

Chim🐥: i had fAiTh in YoU

Tae: confess what?

Chim🐥: what do you mean?

Tae: you said he should confess

Chim🐥: Really?

Chim🐥: I don't really remember that

Tae: confess to someone?

Chim🐥: Wow look at the time I have dance practice

Tae: that starts in two hours

Chim🐥: I will go to the cafe first to be with my boyfriend

Chim🐥: Bye soulmate

Tae: Bye sm

Chim🐥: later bitch

Kookie: whatever hoe

Hoseok: Hello!

Tae: Hoseok?

Kookie: that ain't Hoseok

Kookie: it has an exclamation mark

Tae: Jiwoo?

Hoseok: Heyyy

Tae: MAH GIRL IS HERE

Tae: Sup little one

Tae: wait where is Hobi?

Hoseok: He said he is going to cook something

Tae: and you stole his phone?

Hoseok: Yes

Tae: That's great

Kookie: Nice

Tae: How are you?

Hoseok: I'm bored doing some homework

Kookie: Same

Tae: wait are you actually doing your homework kookie?

Kookie: I do that when I'm pissed off

Kookie: it helps

Tae: why are you pissed off?

Tae: ah jimin?

Kookie: jimin?

Kookie: oh yea sure

Hoseok: cute

Tae: Jiwoo do you like the school so far?

Hoseok: It's alright

Hoseok: No one really talks to me being the new girl i guess

Hoseok: But there is a guy with his frinds who were nice to me

Tae: Who is it?

Hoseok: His name is Mark and the others are Yujin Grover and Jaehwan  I think

Tae: Oh no

Kookie: They are not the best people to hang around with

Kookie: they are douchebags

Hoseok: They were really nice and kind

Tae: They are bad news

Hoseok: If you say so

Tae: If you ever feel uncomfortable with them just text me and I'll be there

Tae: or if you ever have the need to text me for anything don't hesitate

Hoseok: Thanks Taehyung

Kookie: our hero

Kookie: what if I ever feel uncomfortable with them?

Tae: You will punch them

Kookie: True

Tae: And then I'll come and kick them in their crotch

Kookie: THAT'S SO COOL

Tae: WE WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE

Hoseok: You two are adorable

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